le_nelson_mandela_face posted:people who think this is the end for the useless Third Way democrats are delusional. in 2000 they nominated boring ass Gore with goddamn Joe Lieberman. he lost, so in 2004 we had an election against a hated worthless idiot who got us into a terrible war and they nominated fucking John Kerry. he lost and the next time they tried to nominate Hillary. she lost to Obama so then they nominated her again, suppressing an actual populist. the chances that they wont put up some asinine mediocrity like Tim Kaine in 2020 is fairly nil. they'll bank on hating trump being enough. it didn't work in 2004 and it didn't work in 2016 and it wont work in 2020
@ggreenwald Democrats, after historic wipeout:
— Mr. LV426 (@mrlv426) April 28, 2017
Stop Keith Ellison.
Bernie is Russian plot.
Rally around Chelsea.
Obama cash in on Wall St.
le_nelson_mandela_face posted:to be fair though the dumbass conservatives who believed that didn't accuse all their critics of being Kenyan spies
the go-to accusation was paid soros troll. i quit twitter years ago and i'm still waiting for my cheque
“As Nate Silver has concluded: if the election had been on October 27, I would be your president.”
She noted that Podesta’s emails appeared on WikiLeaks less than an hour after the release of a 2005 Access Hollywood tape in which Trump bragged about sexual assault, catapulting his campaign into a downward spiral.
“What a coincidence,” Clinton said. “You just can’t make this stuff up. Did we make mistakes? Oh course we did. Did I make mistakes? Oh my gosh, yes. You’ll read my confession and my request for absolution. But the reason why I believe we lost were the intervening events in the last 10 days.”
"What a coincidence!?" -Something a democratic presidential candidate and a lady spraying water from a balloon into the sky to disperse the chemtrails says.
The President of Late Night
Hillary Clinton appeared at a women’s conference in New York on Tuesday, and late night could think about nothing but the presidency that might have been.
“Hillary Clinton today said she is very aware of the shortfalls of her campaign that caused her to lose the election. Specifically, Short Falls, Michigan, and Short Falls, Wisconsin.” — SETH MEYERS
For some hosts, Mrs. Clinton’s appearance threw President Trump’s tenure into stark relief.
“So she made mistakes, publicly recognized them, and owned up to her shortcomings. No wonder she lost. That’s totally unpresidential.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“Wow. I mean, no ‘tremendouses’? No hand gestures? Not one description of chocolate cake? I didn’t realize how much I’d missed hearing sentences with a beginning, middle and end. You can really tell when Hillary’s speaking, she really knows who Frederick Douglass is.” — TREVOR NOAH
babyhueypnewton posted:Funny liberal comedy
The President of Late Night
Hillary Clinton appeared at a women’s conference in New York on Tuesday, and late night could think about nothing but the presidency that might have been.
“Hillary Clinton today said she is very aware of the shortfalls of her campaign that caused her to lose the election. Specifically, Short Falls, Michigan, and Short Falls, Wisconsin.” — SETH MEYERS
For some hosts, Mrs. Clinton’s appearance threw President Trump’s tenure into stark relief.
“So she made mistakes, publicly recognized them, and owned up to her shortcomings. No wonder she lost. That’s totally unpresidential.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“Wow. I mean, no ‘tremendouses’? No hand gestures? Not one description of chocolate cake? I didn’t realize how much I’d missed hearing sentences with a beginning, middle and end. You can really tell when Hillary’s speaking, she really knows who Frederick Douglass is.” — TREVOR NOAH
i'm not sure if jon stewart was ever funny or if i was just 20 and bush was president
ilmdge posted:norm has a netflix special coming out soon, and a recent book my brother described as "brilliant" .
i almost bought that book for my brother at xmas but it turned out he already had it. everyone says it's great, except my dad who called it "demented"
Victory for Macron, for France, the EU, & the world.
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) May 7, 2017
Defeat to those interfering w/democracy. (But the media says I can't talk about that)
I swear to god
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le_nelson_mandela_face posted:I have been on the internet too long because I am at a party right now and they're talking about politics and I am not participating because my first cellular instinct to nearly 50% of anything said is to troll them unmercifully or simply respond "that is the stupidest motherfucking thing I have ever heard you piece of shit" so instead I am making my wife happy by bitching on the phone to a message board read by 40 people, thus completing the cycle
What.... another betrayal? You're supposed to be taking the rhetorical kung fu that we practice in this temple, out to the masses, and ending every power rant with the signoff, "rhizzone dot com", or barring that, you can be honest with everyone rip the ANTI- off your ANTIFA patch, but enopugh double agencing
le_nelson_mandela_face posted:I swear to godVictory for Macron, for France, the EU, & the world.
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) May 7, 2017
Defeat to those interfering w/democracy. (But the media says I can't talk about that)
she'll never get over not having her turn to be president after so many years of tolerating her husband interfering with teenagers