I tweeted this when I was high https://t.co/UF6E4GPq13
— N E R F T H I S (@sspiderboy) September 13, 2016
glomper_stomper posted:the fucking pop-up prompt from hillaryclinton dot com that says "we can't risk a trump presidency" and the only option is "i agree"
We only deserve one choice
tpaine posted:Hang on a second, guys. I POKEMON. GO. TO THE BATHROOM again!
lmfao
You suck so bad at this @HillaryClinton pic.twitter.com/drKoQRiXZ3
— Proven Content Maker (@Bro_Pair) September 14, 2016
Both Mrs. Clinton and her running mate, Senator Tim Kaine, have promoted the book on the campaign trail, but the sales figure, which tallies about 80 percent of booksellers nationwide and does not include e-books, firmly makes the book what the publishing industry would consider a flop.
First-week sales typically account for around a third of the total sold, thanks to the publicity blitzes that accompany publishers’ biggest releases. By comparison, Mrs. Clinton’s 2014 memoir, “Hard Choices,” which also fell short of expectations, sold more than 85,000 copies in its first week.
Mrs. Clinton’s more revealing 2003 memoir, “Living History,” about her years in the White House, sold about six times as many copies in its first week as “Hard Choices.”
Candidates often release hurriedly-written books during their campaigns, often aimed at spreading their message and attracting publicity, rather than topping the best-seller charts.
In 2006, Senator Barack Obama published “The Audacity of Hope,” which laid out his vision for the country. In February 2008, when Mr. Obama’s campaign for the Democratic presidential nomination against Mrs. Clinton gained momentum, the book averaged sales of more than 35,000 a week.
le_nelson_mandela_face posted:what happens to democrats after hillary? win or lose, who else do they have for the presidency? hillary's been the Next Democratic President since 2005. who is left after her. bernie will be too old. the rest of the 2016 primary candidates were a short squeak of a fart. what are the odds another obama emerges from out of nowhere
its your big chance, you have to make yourself known by quality twitter posting or jeb lund will outmaneuver you
le_nelson_mandela_face posted:what happens to democrats after hillary? win or lose, who else do they have for the presidency? hillary's been the Next Democratic President since 2005. who is left after her. bernie will be too old. the rest of the 2016 primary candidates were a short squeak of a fart. what are the odds another obama emerges from out of nowhere
tim kaine lol
c_man posted:le_nelson_mandela_face posted:what happens to democrats after hillary? win or lose, who else do they have for the presidency? hillary's been the Next Democratic President since 2005. who is left after her. bernie will be too old. the rest of the 2016 primary candidates were a short squeak of a fart. what are the odds another obama emerges from out of nowhere
its your big chance, you have to make yourself known by quality twitter posting or jeb lund will outmaneuver you
*adele voice* hello...
it me...
le_nelson_mandela_face posted:what happens to democrats after hillary? win or lose, who else do they have for the presidency? hillary's been the Next Democratic President since 2005. who is left after her. bernie will be too old. the rest of the 2016 primary candidates were a short squeak of a fart. what are the odds another obama emerges from out of nowhere
why would we need a democratic party around once america is great?
It's like the Hamilton thing.
-a particularly grey bowl of porridge
-a robot that types the :I emoji 300,000 times a day
-latin mass
-a book that lists the digits of pi
-the act of sleeping
-a social science themed knockoff of xkcd that stopped updating in 2011
-the evaporation of water from a suspension of colored acrylic, oil, or latex
-tim kaine
-"Attack of the Clones"
-having jokes explained
-shopping with an elderly woman
-garfunkel
-garfield
-a reconstruction of what the desert looked like before the pyramids
-a manual for operating a microwave he does not own
-footnotes, both when discovered and as a concept
-michelob ultra, on the rocks
le_nelson_mandela_face posted:-a robot that types the :I emoji 300,000 times a day
you leave me out of this!
ilmdge posted:cory booker
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angelbutt_dollface posted:i thought it was p funny but i guess im a bad poster
yeah it's not a bad line really but a) the line isnt the problem, the inevitable raising it to a game-changer by limpdicks is, and b) hillary clinton could make the best line sound like crap
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"you're fired"
Bill Clinton Destroys Donald Trump In One Sentence On ‘Daily Show’
le_nelson_mandela_face posted:what happens to democrats after hillary? win or lose, who else do they have for the presidency? hillary's been the Next Democratic President since 2005. who is left after her. bernie will be too old. the rest of the 2016 primary candidates were a short squeak of a fart. what are the odds another obama emerges from out of nowhere
if they lose they'll probably just wheel out hillary again in 2020, this time in the captain pike apparatus from star trek and she can answer "yes or no" debate questions with the blinking light
Now the shame is washing over me tho