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Mike Nelson here.
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Peelzebub posted:

getting into medical school is not some kind of impossible thing. anyone can do it if you are willing to live in Dominica for 2 years. i would say the most important requirement for becoming a doctor is having no life. The pretentious attitude that most doctors have is really unwarranted; it's like learning any other skill or trade.

despite my really good qualifications, i didn't go to white people schools, so I'll probably have to go to the caribbean or a D.O. program, which is lame, but I am going to be a physician within the next 5 years. this should probably scare you.

good luck.

#1202
Marxsplainer
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i think the pretentious attitude most docs have is because they have to be the kind of person who thinks that spending ten years of their life battling crippling exhaustion sounds like a great idea
#1203
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if you are outgoing and invested in personal relationships then you should probably become a PA or RN rather than give your live to this. if I had something more worthwhile to do for the next decade i probably would have done the same.
#1204
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also u gotta to be a real creep to pull back some person's skin with a knife and look at whats underneath
#1205
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nevermind the paramedics showed up

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#1207
"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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dank_xiaopeng posted:

i think the pretentious attitude most docs have is because they have to be the kind of person who thinks that spending ten years of their life battling crippling exhaustion sounds like a great idea



I think it's because they have to deal with humans

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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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whats the point of showing us the ultrasound? i'm willing to tentatively believe that the vaguely ethnic operator lady isn't just pointing at random and saying its my son's foot but my wife could be pregnant with a bucket of ham parts and i would not be able to tell the difference
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littlegreenpills posted:

the correct modern synthesis wd be "sent down to mcdonalds" and luckily this is happening anyway


Youth, City-Laborers, Intellectuals:
The McRib is Finally Back!

#1210
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I think it's time to gas this thread.
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#1212
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tpaine posted:

it's time to gas you


Agreed. If I didn't have other obligations I wouldn't play anymore, and the last few pages show that most here are really terrible at this game.

#1213
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apparently chicago community colleges let scrubs like me teach, so I'm gonna apply to some and see what happens. id prolly teach foundational math first and then (I imagine) they'll let me teach literature and marxism
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animedad posted:

apparently chicago community colleges let scrubs like me teach, so I'm gonna apply to some and see what happens. id prolly teach foundational math first and then (I imagine) they'll let me teach literature and marxism



AW5hS4fvERg

#1215
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That's the worst anime I've ever seen.
#1216
Mike Nelson here.
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animedad posted:

apparently chicago community colleges let scrubs like me teach, so I'm gonna apply to some and see what happens. id prolly teach foundational math first and then (I imagine) they'll let me teach literature and marxism

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i got let into medical school so really they let anyone doctor
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#1219
Mike Nelson here.
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wasted posted:

I think it's time to gas this thread.

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#1221
Mike Nelson here.
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jools posted:

i got let into medical school so really they let anyone doctor

Check you PMs to tell me if this is a normal amount of pus

#1222
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i left though
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#1224
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*tears up winning lottery ticket* take that, suckers!
#1225
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Congrats for getting in, nonetheless!
#1226
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Can u put me on the list. my friends are in town and I wanna impress them
#1227
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My friends are in town as in they live here.
#1228
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jools posted:

i got let into medical school so really they let anyone doctor


did you study biology?

#1229
Mike Nelson here.
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I think in the UK you can enter professional programs out of secondary school.
#1230
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you gotta do physics, chemistry, and biology A levels before applying for the MBBS but yeah, no need for undergrad.
#1231
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so i was walking through chinatown today on my way to a bar in north beach when i stumbled upon a beast emerging from a local store



not as many secret service as i would expect, although i'm sure a some of the tourists in the crowd were just undercovers.

i was gonna yell something about drone bombings but a few other people yelled out "Benghazi!" and that killed my motivation.

anyway, i have now eradicated any rhizzone cred i might have had by not getting myself arrested for doing something stupid

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#1232
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dude theres like 15 agents in that photo
#1233
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Hillary's looking good. Big carefree smile, confident wave. She's a winner.
#1234
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hmm, eternal rhizzone cred or the chance to be misdiagnosed as another jumper on the san francisco bridge
#1235
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RBC posted:

dude theres like 15 agents in that photo


and yet he still could shoot her picture.

#1236
chickeon
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should have shot more than that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#1237
hi
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in b4 secret service subpoena
#1238
Poronto
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change krink's name to secret subpeenor
#1239
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rename someone to Osman Bae
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chickeon posted:

should have shot more than that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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