No content note for suicide.
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le_nelson_mandela_face posted:lol somebody should tell these ladies that suicide exists. i bet they'd feel pretty silly. you mean all i have to do is find three inches of water somewhere and then i dont gotta suck shrimp boater dick for crack money anymore? somebody should make a pamphlet
well the marginal damage done by sucking nasty cock probably decreases pretty quickly. like by month two you probably can finesse your tongue around open sores like an olympic figure skater.
getfiscal posted:maybe if i had read a book arguing for objective morality and against soldier culture i would think otherwise, but a book like that just doesn't exist on the market.
-"did you ever notice that sometimes when you are at the grocery store you'll see the exploitation of labor power and be all "whaaa?" thank you."
-*holds up pictures of hoxha and stanislaw brzozowski* "who ARE these people??"
-"wow, harlem. pretty black area. you know on the way here i got mugged. by a black guy." *stares blankly yet intently at audience waiting for them to get the meta-irony here*
-"wwe champion john cena walksinto a bar. the bartender says why the long face. cena says the troops are not heroes. the bartender screams memes at him and links him to music youtubes. i'm sorry i forgot how to speak to people
le_nelson_mandela_face posted:here i will write some jokes for you getfiscal. feel free to use some or all of them
-"did you ever notice that sometimes when you are at the grocery store you'll see the exploitation of labor power and be all "whaaa?" thank you."
-*holds up pictures of hoxha and stanislaw brzozowski* "who ARE these people??"
-"wow, harlem. pretty black area. you know on the way here i got mugged. by a black guy." *stares blankly yet intently at audience waiting for them to get the meta-irony here*
-"wwe champion john cena walksinto a bar. the bartender says why the long face. cena says the troops are not heroes. the bartender screams memes at him and links him to music youtubes. i'm sorry i forgot how to speak to people