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pyf
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Kurdt
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heres a good one nws http://www.hardsextube.com/video/44373/NOW-IM-IN-YOUR-rear+end-YEAAAAHHH nws

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i dont even watch that much porno i just enjoy how mad it makes ppl for no reason
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hah take that mormons. faced.
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le_okay_face posted:

i dont even watch that much porno i just enjoy how mad it makes ppl for no reason



Shut the fuck up

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le_okay_face posted:

i dont even watch that much porno i just enjoy how mad it makes ppl for no reason



this is the most pathetic fucking attempt at trolling ive seen- and i read mustang19 posts!

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most amateur porn is clearly visible as such tpaine.
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/28/the-sexxxtons-seek-father-son_n_3347186.html

A mother and daughter duo who make porn films together are looking for a father-son team willing to join them on camera.

Jessica Sexxxton, 56, and her daughter, Monica, 22, have been shooting sex scenes together for the last 18 months for their own self-titled website, sometimes sharing the same partner, but not at the same time and never with each other -- a technicality that keeps their films from being legally considered incest.

Now the Tampa, Fla.-based twosome are hoping to take their unorthodox relationship to the next level, with a nationwide search for a real father and son willing to shoot a porn film scene with them.

"It's something we've considered for a while," Jessica Sexxxton told The Huffington Post. "We once dated brothers in real life on and off for a couple of years. They were closer to age, but we haven't done a father and son in real life or on camera."

Like the Sexxxtons, the father and son won't have sex with each other, but Monica already has the scenario for this sordid family affair in mind.

"Something like, 'Hey Dad, my girlfriend's got a hot mom,'" Monica hypothesized to HuffPost. "But we'd probably cater to the fantasy by having the father have sex with me."

The Sexxxtons tried casting a scene before using non-related actors as the father and son, but Monica said she didn't like the results, because the man cast as the "Dad" "looked too much like the "Cockroach" guy from that movie, 'Men In Black.'"

Family-oriented porn is a common fantasy scenario. But it's rare to have real family members work together in movies.

In 1998, "Three Brothers," a gay porn film, featured three real-life brothers, Vince, Shane and Hal Rockland, in a sex scene with an unrelated male. The brothers didn't have sex with each other.

The Milton twins, Cali Marie and Cherish, have done scenes together since 2004, usually not touching. In 2008, porn star Elli Foxx filmed a scene with her mother, Desi, for a film called "Wanna F*** My Daughter Gotta F*** Me First 2." They made sure to stay at least 10 feet apart while filming.

Adult industry historian Bill Margold said he's "never even heard of rumors involving a father/son entity in porn." He said the closest was an uncle and nephew who worked together.

The Sexxxtons may change that with their campaign, which will end, appropriately (or inappropriately) enough, on Father's Day.

The women will then decide which father-son duo fits the bill and arrange a test scene, provided the son is of legal age and both the dad and son successfully pass tests for sexually transmitted diseases.

Jessica Sexxxton said she is not attracted to a particular type -- although she wouldn't turn down Sean Connery. She said she hopes any applicants are "somewhat good-looking and not fat."

"Obviously, they'd have to be somewhat open-minded sexually in order to be okay doing this with their son," Jessica Sexxton said. "I do prefer men who are clean-shaven. And that means the face and the whole body -- anywhere but the arms and legs."

Monica Sexxxton said she wants any dads and sons who work with her to be able to do the job.

"They need to be able to perform so I'm not standing around," she said. "This is a little different than sex in real life. People don't kiss. They don't really make eye contact. They just go at it. takes the spontaneity out, but it's still sex, so it's still good."

The Sexxxtons said if they don't find a father-son team that appeals to them, they won't shoot a scene. Even if it happens, there's no guarantee the movie will be a hit.

In fact, there is evidence to suggest the opposite, according to Nicole Prause, an assistant researcher at UCLA in the Department of Psychiatry who studies sexual arousal in response to porn.

"Research shows sexual acts between any parent and child leads most people to report feeling high levels of disgust, especially women, so the strong reaction to their films is unlikely to be seen as more acceptable over time," Prause said.

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Agnus_Dei posted:


I'm not sitting through an hour of that just tell us what the 5 strategies are?

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1. Denial- "I'm not a sinner"
2. Anger- "I hate myself and God"
3. Bargaining- "I can change anytime God just give me one last facial clip"
4. Depression- "I am empty"
5. Acceptance- "Jesus Christ is Lord"
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as a longtime practitioner of esoteric dworkinism, i am of the opinion that it is the destiny of the glorious female race to piece together the blood memory of their unconsciousness, rise in unison as fellow countrywomyn, oust the XY-onist occupational government abroad, and reinstate the glorious ancient amazonian empire, and as hard as it may seem to realize with the heteropatriarchal conjuror manipulating the collective feminine unconscious, in order to secure a future for the divine sisterhood we must eliminate all pornographers with extreme prejudice. it is an inevitable bullet point in the timeline of our planned gender abolitionist night of the long knives. although for what it's worth, the first urotsukidoji was a genre spanning cinematic masterpiece
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the chinese released a feature-length softcore movie in 3d with the hottest chinese babes ive ever seen.
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Nippon
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its available free on youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPnb60Ng62c
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my daughter is almost 14 months old now which means that my wife thinks that she (the child) is too old for us (me and my wife) to fuck (each other) in the same room anymore. but my position (ideologically) is that we got like another 12 months minimum before she (my daughter) starts making memories so i say we go nuts (crazy)
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political car tune
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stop post(ing)
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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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le_nelson_mandela_face posted:

lol owned

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tardy on these heaters
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does harry potter really shoot people, wtf i thought it was about playing sports on broomsticks and being all queer and british
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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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Jools has inactivated all my accounts aside from this one, which remains safe from his albinoid clutches. The cruelty of Jools - the Juelty - is startling.
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babyfinland posted:

does harry potter really shoot people, wtf i thought it was about playing sports on broomsticks and being all queer and british

lol if harry potter ripped off the end of Bakshi's Wizards

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thirdplace posted:

babyfinland posted:

does harry potter really shoot people, wtf i thought it was about playing sports on broomsticks and being all queer and british

lol if harry potter ripped off the end of Bakshi's Wizards


I saw that movie high and even then it sucked. Also the bad guys in the movie are supposed to represent the Palestinians

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