#1
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-205_162-57563803/brazilian-bikini-wax-making-crab-lice-endangered/

Brazilian bikini wax making crab lice endangered

Some might call them vain, but fans of pubic hair removal have a new argument for their painful habit: stopping the spread of crabs. Doctors in the U.S. and Australia have seen a dramatic decline in the number of people affected by pubic lice in the past decade since the style of grooming known as a Brazilian wax has gained popularity.

Pubic lice, crab-shaped insects which suck on the blood of hosts that most often make their home in pubic hair, have been with humans for thousands of years. But an increased focus on hair removal has curbed cases of lice dramatically. In Australia, Sydney's largest sexual health clinic has not seen a case of pubic lice among women since 2008, according to Bloomberg.

"It used to be extremely common; it's now rarely seen," Basil Donovan, head of sexual health at the University of New South Wales and a physician at the Sydney Sexual Health Centre, told Bloomberg. "Without doubt, it's better grooming."

"Pubic grooming has led to a severe depletion of the crab louse populations," added Ian F. Burgess, a medical entomologist with Insect Research & Development in England. "Add to that other aspects of body hair depilation, and you can see an environmental disaster in the making for this species."

A 2011 paper from Kenyon College in Ohio found that the majority of college-aged men and women in the U.S. remove all or part of their pubic hair. A 2005 study in the U.K. found that 99 percent of British women 16 years or older remove at least some of their hair.
#2
once again we see that Islam is the light
#3
Lol another loss for capitalism. Seizing back the means of reproduction
#4
porn literally saves lives
#5
with Humanity's first new cure in decades, Porn's utility to human race begins to surpass that of Religion, Philosophy, and Science combined. "We've come a long way, but we've still got a long way to go." remarks Tiffany Towers, discoverer of the ATP/P2X7R diabetes pathway and AVN's 1996 Big Breast Performer of the Year
#6
superabound goatsteind ilmidge and GYROFRY the four worst posters in lf history
#7
stop posting gyrofry dude how many times can we keep ifapping you and telling you to Get Out before you stop rolling with the punches and take a hint?
#8

EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

superabound goatsteind ilmidge and GYROFRY the four worst posters in lf history



no offense man but youre literally the most nothing nobody whitenoiser here and i dont think ive ever even cracked a smile to one of your posts so you might be better off just hanging back and trying to blend in, fucktard

#9

youre more tedious than mustang, more gbs than goatstein, killed fewer people than cycloneboy, and know even less about tofu than thug lessons. get a fucking life
#10
shots fired
#11
ill stop posting when gyrofry stops posting
#12
gyrofry how many accounts are you gonna rereg before you get the fuckin message??/?
#13
you wont believe this simple cure discovered by this single mother of two
#14
I am sorry you feel that way dru, but I must focus first and foremost on what makes me happy
#15
two posters enter! one poster leaves! *grabs popcorn, eagerly awaits clash of posting titans*
#16

gyrofry posted:

I am sorry you feel that way dru, but I must focus first and foremost on what makes me happy



we're sick of youre continuous misogyny and your tired gimmick. i'm not gonna waste my time anymore but seriously GET OUTDUDE

#17

TG posted:

two posters enter! one poster leaves! *grabs popcorn, eagerly awaits clash of posting titans*

#18
*throws up hands*
#19
[account deactivated]
#20
spectators don't forget to cast your rep votes

rock the vote
#21
In the short term, the eradication of crab lice thanks to our preference of keeping it "bare down there" seems nice, but who knows what sort of devastating results that their removal from our ecosystem could cause?

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#22
what do they do with all those pubes. heh heh eheh.*fingers checkbook*
#23
didnt you just post a thread about vegetarianism goastein? dunno how you can laugh about another one of god's creations facing extinction in the Holocene. does man's cruelty know no bounds?
#24
seriously gyrofry i dont want to have to report your posts to the mods but i will do it if you carry on
#25

Makeshift_Swahili posted:

didnt you just post a thread about vegetarianism goastein? dunno how you can laugh about another one of god's creations facing extinction in the Holocene. does man's cruelty know no bounds?



fear not, conservationist, pubic lice yet thrive on the gungy steppes of asia.

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#26
because the farkin xtians got their claws into the koreans there are no visual representations of crotches allowed in media so it's difficult to determine whether or not they have collectively gotten on board with the smoothing. but all photopornographic evidence indicates that the populations of india, japan and china haven't heard the good news yet but when they do that shit will be crazy, like how the third world finally got cassettes of "Thriller" in like 1998
#27
pubic hair is God's Own digital mosaic
#28
Whatcha gonna do with all those pubes, all those pubes, all those pubes from around your tube?

Im I'm I'm gonna put em on cubes, put em on cubes, ruin ice cubes with my pubes
#29
i dont understand digital mosaics. like, i know that's a dick, i'm not going to need to pick it out of a lineup
#30
Old ships and other objects have been used to create artificial reefs. Maybe someone could find a way to use shaven and waxed pubic hair for environmental uses.
#31
you can and should use hair for composting
#32
in fact, i'm laughing out loud if you don't. *waits w/o blinking*
#33

MadMedico posted:

Old ships and other objects have been used to create artificial reefs. Maybe someone could find a way to use shaven and waxed pubic hair for environmental uses.



we could use your posts for landfill

#34

Superabound posted:

youre more tedious than mustang, more gbs than goatstein, killed fewer people than cycloneboy, and know even less about tofu than thug lessons. get a fucking life



haha this is all true

#35
im going to kil myself
#36
actually the decrease in pubic lice is a bad thing, because its a less effective deterrant to sex.
#37

cemetery posted:

im going to kil myself

please see slashie about this. She can be contacted @ wddp.org

#38
sex isn't real, i support the fried food hegemony
#39

Goethestein posted:

Pubic lice, crab-shaped insects which suck on the blood of hosts that most often make their home in pubic hair, have been with humans for thousands of years. But an increased focus on hair removal has curbed cases of lice dramatically. In Australia, Sydney's largest sexual health clinic has not seen a case of pubic lice among women since 2008, according to Bloomberg.


a girl i went to school with got crabs apparently on a french exchange due to her being forced to share the bed with her host families daughter over there.....

#40

Cuntessa_Markievicz posted:

Goethestein posted:

Pubic lice, crab-shaped insects which suck on the blood of hosts that most often make their home in pubic hair, have been with humans for thousands of years. But an increased focus on hair removal has curbed cases of lice dramatically. In Australia, Sydney's largest sexual health clinic has not seen a case of pubic lice among women since 2008, according to Bloomberg.

a girl i went to school with got crabs apparently on a french exchange due to her being forced to share the bed with her host families daughter over there.....



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