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I don't get it, was he being sarcastic?

Lykourgos was probated until (June 1, 2013 04:20:42) for this post!

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drink ginger tea by the gallon
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i hope you got mex coke in a glass bottle with actual sugar instead of hfcs
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discipline posted:

"Yum yum! Very nice!"

lol

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this suit is black not
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Excuse me, miss, I wonder if I could have a moment of your time? I just wanted to say: yum yum, very nice. Thanks! Have a good one!
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Pretzels and Coke for a fever? what on earth
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I once saw a fat, filthy guy lean all the way out of the window of his filthy scrap metal truck at a couple of 14 year old puerto rican girls to scream "Hey mami." like how can that count as a human behavior.
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discipline posted:

I can't keep food or water down

DO you have food poisoning sort of thing? I had it a month or 2 ago. I recommend, lemon or lime seltzer water, it is very easy to throw up and the carbonation seems to help clean out my stomach when im heaving. Its especially crappy for you that its so hot outside i think!!

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discipline posted:

swampman posted:

I once saw a fat, filthy guy lean all the way out of the window of his filthy scrap metal truck at a couple of 14 year old puerto rican girls to scream "Hey mami." like how can that count as a human behavior.

I once got accused of deserving it for living "on franklin avenue you white bitch" lmao

Well that at least sounds like it comes from an honest feeling of having your neighborhood taken from you by middle class white people from other states. If he thinks he can rape away the gentrification though he might be in for a shock. I would suggest submit report of all such encounters to local volunteer escort orgs and so forth, as I have physically overpowered my roommate into doing.

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Oh, whats going on with that? You got kicked out by your friend of friend landlord or what?
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discipline posted:

swampman posted:

Well that at least sounds like it comes from an honest feeling of having your neighborhood taken from you by middle class white people from other states.

hmmm no this isn't true at all because I've seen them say nastier things to black and hispanic women

Well hat at least sounds like it comes from an honest feeling of misogyny and total lack of impulse control.

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please seek affordable health care options
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I'm still seriously imagining Sacha Baron Cohen standing outside a bodega Borating all the customers

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discipline posted:

I can't keep food or water down


pickled ginger, citrus or mint tea can help tame nausia, or the seltzer suggestion above. Apple juice can also help for basic sugar needs so you don't die

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if your system hasn't kept water or any other fluids down for 18 hours you are dangerously dehydrated. please stay out of the sun and heat and catcalling and slowly sip a tepid solution of 1 quart water, 2 tablespoons sugar, 1/2 teaspoon table salt. if that still won't stay put by the time you hit the 24 hour mark, you need iv fluid replacement
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getfiscal posted:

please seek affordable health care options


there are none in the usa

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slumlord posted:

getfiscal posted:

please seek affordable health care options

there are none in the usa

☪ RIP discipline ☪

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slumlord posted:

getfiscal posted:
please seek affordable health care options

there are none in the usa


thats getfiscal's plan, to get discipline up to canada.

discipline i have no idea whats available in terms of urgent care in new york, i know you want to avoid ER in all cases. uninsured urgent care is more likely $1-200 rather than the couple thousand for ER, and saline via IV is not particularly difficult or expensive.

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slumlord posted:

if your system hasn't kept water or any other fluids down for 18 hours you are dangerously dehydrated. please stay out of the sun and heat and catcalling and slowly sip a tepid solution of 1 quart water, 2 tablespoons sugar, 1/2 teaspoon table salt. if that still won't stay put by the time you hit the 24 hour mark, you need iv fluid replacement

nah, pretzels and coke

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here is your affordable care option in the usa:
- go to hospital that offers care on a sliding scale
- wait for hours
- get treatment
- get bill from hospital
- ignore bill from hospital
- ignore threatening letters from hospital
- ignore threatening letters from collections agency
- the end because they won't sue to recover a few hundred bucks which is the most it'll be on a sliding scale
it'll wreck your credit but fuck you if your credit isn't already wrecked anyway
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time warp to january 2014 when you will have health insurance thanks to people who voted democratic in the 2012 election
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ilmdge posted:

slumlord posted:

if your system hasn't kept water or any other fluids down for 18 hours you are dangerously dehydrated. please stay out of the sun and heat and catcalling and slowly sip a tepid solution of 1 quart water, 2 tablespoons sugar, 1/2 teaspoon table salt. if that still won't stay put by the time you hit the 24 hour mark, you need iv fluid replacement

nah, pretzels and coke


be sure to walk down the block in the blazing sun and furnace-like heat to get them yourself because your asshole colleague is too lazy to actually care about your well-being

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The only Lord I'm callin' . . . . . .
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what slumlord said
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slumlord, it's slumlord
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slumlord posted:

ilmdge posted:

slumlord posted:

if your system hasn't kept water or any other fluids down for 18 hours you are dangerously dehydrated. please stay out of the sun and heat and catcalling and slowly sip a tepid solution of 1 quart water, 2 tablespoons sugar, 1/2 teaspoon table salt. if that still won't stay put by the time you hit the 24 hour mark, you need iv fluid replacement

nah, pretzels and coke

be sure to walk down the block in the blazing sun and furnace-like heat to get them yourself because your asshole colleague is too lazy to actually care about your well-being