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hey arent some of you guys rich and also sad?? well have i got good news for you! here is that news:


Dogs!

your local shelter is most likely overrun with abused and abandoned animals who need nothing more than a home and someone to love them. food too, also water and training. do not get a dog and not feed it! dogs can not live without eating.

already have dogs???

why not get more???


cant get more dogs???????????????????????


donate to aspca! play w/ur current dogs. volunteer at a shelter! who knows.


for truly dogs are the best

peac


alternate thread title: what if dogs ruled the earth

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I've volunteered at my local shelter for years and it's how I met and adopted my great dog
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Mike Nelson here.
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🐶 dog supremacy 🐶
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DeleuzerAndRetardi posted:

I've volunteered at my local shelter for years and it's how I met and adopted my great dog


ur dog is great btw and so are u


let us celebrate the beauty of dogs, earth's best creature

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our dog

is an awesome dog he reigns

from heaven above
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Mike Nelson here.
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yeah i'm gonna enslave a wild animal because i'm depressed, good idea
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dogs are stupid and gay
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corey "of "fail aids" fame"
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i volunteer at my local shelter and they just started letting me name the dogs w/o names and now i cant anymore because i named them all barkley???? wtf??
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Mike Nelson here.
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Impper posted:

dogs are stupid and gay

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You don't buy the dogs, you adopt them, fucker idiot, OP.
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Impper posted:

dogs are stupid and gay

Fuck you.

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Kurdt
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i like it when other people own dogs
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owning a dog in a city is, i think, completely miserable
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i love seinfeld
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oh my dog
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Bablu posted:

owning a dog in a city is, i think, completely miserable

i am now running a dogwalking business full time in my neighborhood. i think about dogs probably 12 hours out of every day. i have resisted making a thread about dogs. i have a lot of conflicting feelings about dogs but i can say, city life can be just fine for dogs.

The number one thing i can say about your decision about whether to get a dog, do not underestimate the expense of dog ownership, because its very easy to spend money on dog and very easy to say, i CANT afford this thing, that would actually save me a great deal of expense down the road.

={(AMA)}= about dogs

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question: why dont you ever see a dog in a hammock
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Mike Nelson here.
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tpaine posted:

Fun fact about swampman: whenever he goes on vacation, he drowns his dogs in the bathtub and gets new ones when he comes back

dark tpaine nightposting in the shadows

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gyrofry posted:

question: why dont you ever see a dog in a hammock


good question. german joey, please add this dog,



, in a hammock, to the top left corner of every forums page. thanks in advance

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gyrofry posted:

question: why dont you ever see a dog in a hammock

http://images.google.com/dog_in_hammock.png

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Yo fucker
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Why do you never see dogs in hammocks? Because you're not paying attention.
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than you for your considered response
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stop talking about dogs my dog sam god put down a couple months ago
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Bablu posted:

owning a dog in a city is, i think, completely miserable


my dog eats better than me, never gets stressed, has more friends than me, and exercises at the park almost every day. I think being a human in the city sounds more miserable

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fun fact: in terms of carbon footprint, owning a big dog is like owning two SUVs