YES! your body is fucking magnificent and you should be proud of your imperfections! who you are is fucking beautiful and everything about you is the way it was meant to be
deadken posted:i know laughing at tumblr is passée or whatever but look @ this shit http://youarefuckingmajestic.tumblr.com/ pure ideology
VIRGINITY IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT
Virginity:
is sexist
is heteronormative
commodifies sex
commodifies young cis-het white women
contributes to rape culture
contributes to slut-shaming
erases queer folk
erases transfolk
frames a woman’s worth as inversely proportional to the number of dicks that have been inside her
deadken posted:here's what to wear a the beach kids: what you want! as long as what you want is a god damned Mao SUit
deadken posted:i know laughing at tumblr is passée or whatever but look @ this shit http://youarefuckingmajestic.tumblr.com/ pure ideology
Literally! Aye Carumba
peepaw posted:After Earth (originally known as 1000 A.E.) is an upcoming American co-written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan. It stars real-life father and son Will and Jaden Smith as Cypher and Kitai Raige, with Will also acting as producer and co-writer, and will be distributed by Columbia Pictures and available on IMAX. It is based on an original story idea by Will Smith.
that movie looks catastrophically bad.
peepaw posted:After Earth (originally known as 1000 A.E.) is an upcoming American co-written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan. It stars real-life father and son Will and Jaden Smith as Cypher and Kitai Raige, with Will also acting as producer and co-writer, and will be distributed by Columbia Pictures and available on IMAX. It is based on an original story idea by Will Smith.
Remember when Shyamalan was supposed to be the next Hitchcock, then he made a movie about crop circles (which were proven to be a massive hoax) where they aliens are killed by water? Now they have to hide that he's the director of the movie.
MadMedico posted:Remember when Shyamalan was supposed to be the next Hitchcock, then he made a movie about crop circles (which were proven to be a massive hoax) where they aliens are killed by water? Now they have to hide that he's the director of the movie.
ebert gave it four stars 
peepaw posted:After Earth (originally known as 1000 A.E.) is an upcoming American co-written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan. It stars real-life father and son Will and Jaden Smith as Cypher and Kitai Raige, with Will also acting as producer and co-writer, and will be distributed by Columbia Pictures and available on IMAX. It is based on an original story idea by Will Smith.
deadken posted:Lying about you for attention? You manipulative, compulsively lying piece of shit. I have direct fucking quotes from you showing that you’re exactly what I’ve accused you of being: A transphobe, and someone who is sympathetic to fascists. I have evidence and no matter how many times you spin the fucking situation the fact is that the quotes I have previously presented are things you actually said, and nothing you’ve said right now shows that your positions have changed a tiny bit. Go fuck yourself, you gaslighting nazi sympathizer.
catchphrase
Fifteen years later, the surviving humans are reduced to either living in drifter colonies on settlements made from the metal of the evacuation ships or being second class citizens in alien societies, in which they are generally ridiculed. Cale is breaking up old spaceships in the salvage yard of the Tau 14 asteroid belt and meets Joseph Korso, a human captain who requests Cale's help to find the Titan. Korso also reveals that he once worked with Sam and Tek on Project Titan and was the same driver who helped Sam take Cale to his ship before the Earth was destroyed. He shows him how his ring contains a map to the ship. It is genetically-encoded to Sam and responds to Cale himself, making him the only chance for humanity's future. The Drej find the salvage yard and drive Cale and Korso to Korso's ship, the Valkyrie. Cale is introduced to the other members of Korso's alien crew; the sly first mate Preed, astrogator Gune, the cranky weapons expert, Stith and another human, the co-pilot, Akima, who becomes Cale's love-interest. They travel to the planet Sesharrim, where the Gaoul, a race of bat-like creatures, tells Cale how to interpret the map and find the Titan, hidden in the Andali Nebula. The Drej again attacks the group and capture Cale and Akima. The Drej eventually discard Akima, sending her off into space in a pod, where the crew finds her. They then scan the map from Cale, but Cale escapes on a Drej ship and also reunites with the Valkyrie.
The ship reaches the human drifter colony called New Bangkok for repairs and preparation for the trip to the Titan. However, Cale and Akima find out Korso and Preed are secretly working for the Drej, having used Cale so that they can destroy the Titan in exchange for money. As a result, Cale confronts Korso for his betrayal, to which Korso tells Cale that Sam hid and left the Titan before the Drej destroyed him. Korso also reveals that he has lost his faith in humanity and his mind is possessed by the Drej that he sides with. Determined to live up to his father's legacy, Cale escapes from the ship with Akima, who is wounded by Preed. The Valkyrie departs without them, with Gune and Stith still unaware of Korso and Preed's true agenda. Fortunately, the colony consists of a number of old spaceships, cobbled together from derelicts. With the help of the other residents, Cale and Akima repair and refit one of the ships, the Phoenix, and races off to find the Titan before Korso. Amid the Andali Nebula's giant ice crystals, Cale and Akima find and explore the Titan with a holographic message left by Cale's dead father, who reveals the true nature of Project Titan: The ship can create a completely new Earth-like planet with DNA samples of the Earth's plants and animals, requiring a huge input of pure energy, but the Titan's reserves were depleted escaping Earth. The development of this technology is the reason the Drej feared humanity's potential, enough to destroy Earth. Korso and Preed then confront Cale and Akima and interrupt his father's message, but before Korso could do anything, Preed detonates a small bomb inside the Valkyrie to kill both Stith and Gune and betrays Korso before holding him, Cale and Akima at gunpoint. Preed then reveals a more tempting deal- he gets to live and get paid for helping the Drej find the Titan, but only after he kills the crew before the Drej can show up. Preed then beats up Akima and Cale in an attempt to finish them off, but Korso stops him and snaps his neck. He then engages into a fight with Cale over the possession of Cale's ring, but falls into the depths of the Titan by accident after Cale attempts to save him from doing so.
The Drej arrive and attack the Titan by destroying the ice shield protecting it. Surviving Preed's bomb, Stith arrives to Cale and Akima's aid and the three work to defend the Titan from the Drej. Learning from Korso that the Drej aremade of pure energy, Cale decides to re-configure the Titan to use the Drej energy to start the ship's reactor. He activates two of the three circuit breakers channeling the Drej energy into the Titan. Cale dons a space suit and goes outside to fix the third breaker where Gune, who also survived the bomb, uses the Valkyrie's guns to fight the Drej. As Cale reaches the breaker station, he is pinned by a Drej ship but Korso, having grabbed a cable to escape the fall and overhearing Cale's attempt to use the Drej energy to power up the reactor, arrives and uses a large laser rifle to free Cale. Aware that it may be possible to defeat the Drej after all, Korso provides cover fire for Cale to get to the faulty breaker. Despite Cale's efforts, he still cannot activate the faulty breaker. Telling Cale to activate the reactor, Korso wedges his rifle between the gap and breakers and closes its circuit for good, losing his own life in the process. The Drej mothership fires its energy weapon, but the blast is absorbed into the main reactor of the Titan after Cale places the ring to activate it. As a result, the blast reflects back into the Drej mothership, destroying it and killing all of the Drej and their energy is drawn inro the Titan. The Titan then uses the massive amounts of matter in the ice field to create a new planet. As Cale and Akima step onto the planet, Cale jokingly decides to call it "Bob," while Akima suggests that they call it "New Earth." Stith and Gune fly by to say goodbye to Cale and Akima as the human drifter colonies approach New Earth to begin their lives anew.
HenryKrinkle posted:MadMedico posted:Remember when Shyamalan was supposed to be the next Hitchcock, then he made a movie about crop circles (which were proven to be a massive hoax) where they aliens are killed by water? Now they have to hide that he's the director of the movie.
ebert gave it four stars
http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/the-fast-and-the-furious-tokyo-drift-2006
*image of turd w/legs walkin*
but OTHER PEOPLE (people who are not honkies) walk like DIS
*picture of me w/sunglesses B) *
tpaine posted:did you have some good stuff to drink tonight enneayhan
not yet but i sure as heck am about to! black out drunk by myself motherFUCKAAAAS
deadken posted:what about me? i'm a mercenary in a right-wing death squad and i have scars on my chest from when a woman tried to tear her child away from my grasp before i dashed its head against a rock, should i be able to go topless on the beach?
YES! your body is fucking magnificent and you should be proud of your imperfections! who you are is fucking beautiful and everything about you is the way it was meant to be
you know that twilight episode with the little hillbilly kid with demon magic and how everybody was a vapid wild-eyed supporter of everything regardless of sense because if they weren't he would wish them into the cornfield? that's basically what tumblr is, except the demon boy is the slashies and the cornfield is denouncing yourself on twitter
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i wish they could find the light,, like i have
