I would like to make it clear that if any of the people I goatse’d in any of my previous years using the internet and getting into stupid arguments was a rape survivor and they felt triggered by the image then no matter what the disagreements were, even if the person in question was, I don’t know, a blatant racist, then what I did was fucked up, horrible, and, in essence, just another awful part of ~Internet Nerd Trolling Culture~ I had to purposefully rid myself of.
maggotmaster:
Do not, however, take this as an admittance of guilt in this particular situation that I’m being cruficified over, because in this case the people going on about this are fucking wrong as hell, I’m saying just in case, because I realized oh, I don’t know, months ago, that as funny as it is to goatse a dude who thinks Pinochet was the greatest Chilean president, triggering rape survivors is not something I want to be perpetrating ever. Hope this helps.
Okay I’m reblogging this from myself even if its really tacky but I just want to be completely in the clear here that I’ve often done some stupid shit in my time online and that up until like 2 years ago I was running around all up on how “trolling” was the most wonderful thing ever and really I was a fucking sociopathic moron and had to intentionally teach myself to stop being so, so if any time, in any argument, you were a vulnerable person and I sent you a triggering image during an argument, whatever the argument was about I’d like to apologize about it because it’s not something that I can justify, even to myself, and I feel profoundly shitty about doing it with such abandon in the past, which is why I decided to never do it again because it’s awful, gross, and, in essence, goes back to rape culture since sexually shocking images are in the end a method of achieving a sexualized dominance over the person you’re sending them to. Even if this isn’t the case in the situation that’s been going on today (or rather, been incorrectly used to cruficify me with today), I’d like to make it clear that if at any point in time this was actually the case and I just don’t remember it, whoever the victim is, they have my heartfelt apology.


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apotheosis is the process of programmed cell death (PCD) that may occur in multicellular organisms. Biochemical events lead to characteristic cell changes (morphology) and death.
um no thats halitosis
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i am a turd, a lowly abject turd
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but every turd is special in its own way. no two turds are alike

RIP chris's gf

it only took maggotmaster like 5 years to start making funny posts better late than never i guess
i dont understand any of this but sounds great man, you seem really happy about it
didnt the maggotmaster goatse affair start like a month ago? i guess it's somethin g you have to live with for the rest of your life.
goatse is cool.
ilmdge posted:the maggotmaster goatse affair
Goatsegate.


yes we've all seen imppers tumblr
it must be nice to always be able to teach yourself to be a better person
MadMedico posted:
lol
Most men rape daily, constantly, without a second thought. I was once one of those, until I decided to train myself, for weeks on end, not to force myself onto whomever I could drag into the walled parking lot on Everly St. I've nearly conquered my lust for unwilling flesh, but remember - I was born with a proclivity for rape, and then was taught to rape by my parents, peers, television, and university seminars. So unlearning rape is a hard process, and while I don't expect you to understand that, I'd at least hope, if I do end up raping someone, you'll be willing to forgive me based on the circumstances I'm under.
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Look - this is the last time I'm bringing this up - so after this, we can be done talking about it - period - but, I freely admit to all my previous rapes. I was a horrible, monstrous person, and I ruined the lives of many fellow humyns. I cannot begin to apologize for the endless variety of rapes I've committed, including one in every major fast food franchise on the east coast, and once in the House of Representatives (everyone just assumed it was Mark Foley). Soldiers have been executed for crimes against humanity less troubling than my morning routine. That being said, I'm not that person anymore. I'm serious, that's him over there, he's getting away!
his shirt is the background of the rhizzone front page
there's a front page?
goatse.info
J-Poptosis
MadMedico posted:
"He white"
discipline posted:I don't really consider goatse "sexually shocking", more like gross
personally I consider it a cultural relic that belongs in the smithsonian
sphincters don't fear the goatman, nor do the ring, the bum or the gay
we can be like they are
we can be like they are
MadMedico posted:
lol
did mm find another white chilean persyn to be his s/o?
impper is in love, im in love, mm is in love, tpaine is in love... whoa
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Maggotmaster has some very strong opinions about AFI and Coheed and Cambria
edit: nvrmd
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should've known not to look at this thread in a crowded cafe...
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