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Mike Nelson here.
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it is not enough to get angry at the police. you must become them.
#162
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when I refer to getfiscal IRL I say "well my gf thinks so and so"
#163
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when i refer to getfiscal IRL i say "Informant B61-Z72 has relayed that so and so has done so and so"
#164
Mike Nelson here.
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when i refer to getfiscal in real life it's as "yes, that is my account. yes i am aware of the charges against me. yes i understand i have a right to an attorney. yes i understand i am being deported to india for supporting global people's war."
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#166
Nippon
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Chocolate America is a terrible poster irl
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#168
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kill the cops....kill everyone...yeah
#169
objekt-a.tumblr.com
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Chocolate America is shitting out a WHOLe lotta WORds in d&d
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#171
Poronto
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srspost my wife announced to everyone that we're having a baby next year!!!! whaaaat i'm not having a child with that woman ujntil she sorts herself out throroughly and my salary is like 50% higher than now. can i just like fake all my orgasms or something from here on out, will this work
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objekt-a.tumblr.com
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tpaine posted:

jeffery posted:

Chocolate America is shitting out a WHOLe lotta WORds in d&d

lol link



i was just joshin around about ur post

tpaine posted:

i can't remember what i said to piss him off but i think i said his head was the shape of one of my butt plugs and i hadn't posted in over a year and he complained about me in a d&d thread about civility lol


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#174
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littlegreenpills posted:

srspost my wife announced to everyone that we're having a baby next year!!!! whaaaat i'm not having a child with that woman ujntil she sorts herself out throroughly and my salary is like 50% higher than now. can i just like fake all my orgasms or something from here on out, will this work


Are you okay.

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littlegreenpills posted:

srspost my wife announced to everyone that we're having a baby next year!!!! whaaaat i'm not having a child with that woman ujntil she sorts herself out throroughly and my salary is like 50% higher than now. can i just like fake all my orgasms or something from here on out, will this work



yeah man your wifeposting has been getting pretty bad sounding. seek couples therapy? i want you to be healthy and happy mainne

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Nippon
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littlegreenpills posted:

srspost my wife announced to everyone that we're having a baby next year!!!! whaaaat i'm not having a child with that woman ujntil she sorts herself out throroughly and my salary is like 50% higher than now. can i just like fake all my orgasms or something from here on out, will this work



sever

#177
Mike Nelson here.
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littlegreenpills posted:

srspost my wife announced to everyone that we're having a baby next year!!!! whaaaat i'm not having a child with that woman ujntil she sorts herself out throroughly and my salary is like 50% higher than now. can i just like fake all my orgasms or something from here on out, will this work

how could she announce something like that without talking it over with you first

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littlegreenpills posted:

srspost my wife announced to everyone that we're having a baby next year!!!! whaaaat i'm not having a child with that woman ujntil she sorts herself out throroughly and my salary is like 50% higher than now. can i just like fake all my orgasms or something from here on out, will this work




owned

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Goethestein posted:

sever



your vas deferens

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#181
Kurdt
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have a baby you pussy
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#183
Poronto
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thank u for ur messages of support for my drunk post. we did talk it over beforehand, by which i mean she badgered me until i rolled my eyes and agreed to it. however she is so incredibly lazy and spendthrift that I fear she will massively neglect the child. (we got a dog cos she insisted but she never feeds or walks it). also i fear she won't manage to quit smoking before the babby arrives. it's not the health thing so much as the $140 a week. i will bring all this up with her when i have the energy. in my favor, her family all think it's a terrible idea for the same reasons I do. e/n~~~~
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Kurdt
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thats rape
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penitent
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misandry is real
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Nippon
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this comic was used in D&D today to debunk marxism. if marxism works, why aren't companies using it to make money?
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#188
Dont Mess With Sucess
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Goethestein posted:

this comic was used in D&D today to debunk marxism. if marxism works, why aren't companies using it to make money?

The best-run companies are internally Communist.

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Dont Mess With Sucess
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littlegreenpills posted:

thank u for ur messages of support for my drunk post. we did talk it over beforehand, by which i mean she badgered me until i rolled my eyes and agreed to it. however she is so incredibly lazy and spendthrift that I fear she will massively neglect the child. (we got a dog cos she insisted but she never feeds or walks it). also i fear she won't manage to quit smoking before the babby arrives. it's not the health thing so much as the $140 a week. i will bring all this up with her when i have the energy. in my favor, her family all think it's a terrible idea for the same reasons I do. e/n~~~~

If you have this baby i will report your user account for child abuse.

#190
Dont Mess With Sucess
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Hey, does anyone have an english subtitled copy of Cobra Verde, or of My Best Fiend, or both. I know it's a long shot but I'm at the end of my rope like a freak on a leash.
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i'm happy we helped u out w./ taht littlegreenpills. dang we're pretty good at this, i got an idea: let's make an entire thread where ppl post abt their personal probs then us the thread therapists who have never met them and have no actual credentials can help ppl thru them, theres no way this can go wrong.
#192
Dont Mess With Sucess
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aerdil posted:

i'm happy we helped u out w./ taht littlegreenpills. dang we're pretty good at this, i got an idea: let's make an entire thread where ppl post abt their personal probs then us the thread therapists who have never met them and have no actual credentials can help ppl thru them, theres no way this can go wrong.

Good idea, my personal problem is I cant find the following movies, The Flying Doctors of East Africa, Handicapped Future, Land of Silence and Darkness, Heart of Glass, Huie's Sermon, The Dark Glow of the Mountains, Scream of Stone, The Transformation of the World into Music

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swampman posted:

Hey, does anyone have an english subtitled copy of Cobra Verde, or of My Best Fiend, or both. I know it's a long shot but I'm at the end of my rope like a freak on a leash.



i have My Best Fiend. pm me and i'll hook ya up.

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Dont Mess With Sucess
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karphead posted:

swampman posted:

Hey, does anyone have an english subtitled copy of Cobra Verde, or of My Best Fiend, or both. I know it's a long shot but I'm at the end of my rope like a freak on a leash.

i have My Best Fiend. pm me and i'll hook ya up.

Thanks sincerely but i just went out to a store that actually rents movies on old DVDs, and got it. That was very nice of you to offer.

#195
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np, i got other older Herzog stuff if you want
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tpaine posted:

The Military would NOT be using curses or hexes to win battles! We don't need any of that shit, we got the fuckin' MARINES Ooorah!


#197
Dont Mess With Sucess
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karphead posted:

np, i got other older Herzog stuff if you want

I now have every title except the list of 8 movies above, and the majority of his short work which I don't feel the completionist drive to collect. A good quality, subtitled Land of Silence and Darkness is up on liveleak.com but I'm not smart enough to pluck it from the world wide web.

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herzog being the bad guy in jack reacher is real weird
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hi
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#200
Dont Mess With Sucess
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Ironicwarcriminal posted:

herzog being the bad guy in jack reacher is real weird

This is probably one of the more significant and interesting things to observe about Werner Herzog.