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getfiscal posted:

ggw posted:
So what are you gonna do after you study these subjects? Will they have filled the void within you?
i'm going to try to relate them to contemporary debates i guess and teach people about what i've learned. what else is there to do.



You want to be a teacher.

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#83
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getfiscal I've constructed a helpful dress-for-success plan for you. one step at a time, buddy.
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thirdplace posted:

in a place that is otherwise so critical of capitalist myths its remarkable that we're all still determined to find a form of paid labor that will define and satisfy us

just because pay and labour are coexistent under capitalism doesnt mean they are in my mind, maaan

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the defining mode of 21st century production is to work a meaningless job by day and curate meaningful esoterica by night, join usss
#86
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yeah work fucking sucks, so save up enough money to buy a bunch of land so you can hunt, fish, farm, and be outdoors and say fuck managers and insane coworkers, imo
#87
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we'll start again... live in villages...
#88
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the economics profession is a lemonparty for old guys to spooge over how bad socialism is, you should have picked cultural studies or something if you're just going to spout heresy

good luck but your work will never be published
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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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the economics profession exists so that gay white conservatives can wear bowties in public without anyone knowing for sure that theyre on the DL
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dammit why can't i get youtube embeds to work anymore?

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penitent
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lol i made a fake okcupid as a girl and instantly got like 50 messages
#92
Mike Nelson here.
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you are posting secure server address (https)... you have to take out the "s"
#93
penitent
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im replying to them all with 'fuck off creep'
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getfiscal posted:

you are posting secure server address (https)... you have to take out the "s"

thanks!

also note that this reinforces my point that posting is your destiny

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deadken posted:

im replying to them all with 'fuck off creep'


ask for dick pics

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Mike Nelson here.
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commit hardcore identity theft and fence their credit card numbers for laughs
#97
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ask them to send you money and gifts
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penitent
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im gonna do all those things
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Mike Nelson here.
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tell them you think their interest in chinese politics is really cool and you'd like to chat with them about it in person, then film getfiscal i mean the guy all sad looking being stood up and post it on world star hiphop
#100
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ask for a picture of their dick in a McRib bun with them holding a sign that says, "McDick"
#101
Mike Nelson here.
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meet one of them and fall in love
#102
penitent
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ggw posted:

ask for a picture of their dick in a McRib bun with them holding a sign that says, "McDick"



we dont have mcribs but i will ask for a pic of their dic covered with chicken korma and grated cheese

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penitent
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lol everyone i requested dickpics off has said something along the lines of "i think i'd like to get to know you better first" british men are wusses
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penitent
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i asked for dick pics off all the one-word message dudes and told all the people who wrote touchingly earnest missives about shared interests to 'get lost loser' and a bunch of them have made really hurt sweet replies and now i feel bad. its hard 2 troll people when you can see their faces
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objekt-a.tumblr.com
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Keven posted:

heres my GRE score: 420. Could I have done better? Worse? can you even get that? I don't know. s.

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I can't think of anything more clever than trolling people okcupid
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penitent
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hey posted:

I can't think of anything more clever than trolling people okcupid



its rly fun lol. im getting a dude to write a poetic description of his dick

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whats the profile
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penitent
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username is trixxibelle lol
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hey posted:

I can't think of anything more clever than trolling people okcupid



Yo gay ass mama b@tch * does cool bboy dance & disappears into fog*

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getfiscal posted:

i want to study certain things in a structured and disciplined way with peer and professional support and it probably makes sense to do that in a program, and i find school way easier to do than working, although either causes panic attacks a lot.



make sure your advisor is either young or very very old if you need someone who will follow you very closely, or they will most likely be too busy to spend extensive amounts of time with you every day.

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dick picks SENT. the intimate reality of trollign brother man
#113
Online
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this has gotta be some self-hate sorta thing. , ken mentioned he made a real okcupid profile and wasnt having any luck and now he's trolling other dudes like himself. someone analyze him, please
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deadken posted:

lol i made a fake okcupid as a girl and instantly got like 50 messages

why u copyin me brohg

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kenneth, ask if you can suck their bro-hog
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penitent
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ilmdge posted:

this has gotta be some self-hate sorta thing. , ken mentioned he made a real okcupid profile and wasnt having any luck and now he's trolling other dudes like himself. someone analyze him, please



im a faggot dog

#117
penitent
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"I laugh at your plainly faulty judgement. On the intellect front. My genitals are not for public discussion."
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ilmdge posted:

this has gotta be some self-hate sorta thing. , ken mentioned he made a real okcupid profile and wasnt having any luck and now he's trolling other dudes like himself. someone analyze him, please



persistent internet arousal disorder

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FLAWDA
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ken irl
#120
penitent
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the problem with dating websites is the world is full of people and we're all pretty much interchangeable