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http://samkriss.wordpress.com/2012/12/05/pornography/

Dr Chen wants to talk. Pure logocentrism, nothing useful is ever said aloud. Speech is always performative, there’s no real substance to it at all. He can’t watch films any more, even TV disgusts him. The words he usually hears fall into a familiar pattern. Mmmm. Mmmm. Oh-oh-oh-oh. Fuck. Yeah. Fuck me. Fuck. He imagines the girls on the toilet, sphincters straining. Shit, they moan. Mmmm. Shit. Or afterwards, sitting in some fast food restaurant with their big sunglasses covering half their faces. Eat, they whimper, burger juices dripping from their mouths. Ooooh. Eat. And finally, when there’s no more use for them and the medication’s starting to run against the natural limits of life’s unliveability, as they toss away the empty bottle and lie down on their bed, a last contented gasp: Ahhh. Die. Mmmm. Die.

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Male Gaze Zzone
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is this that new-age romantic porn goatstein was talking about?
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thats discussed.... i think this might be the least erotic thing anyone's ever written, including textbooks on tort law or higher mathematics
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deadken posted:

He imagines the girls on the toilet, sphincters straining.



"He" imagines *wink*

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deadken posted:

He imagines the girls on the toilet, sphincters straining.



*schwing*

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one of the great things about you ken is you're a substantially better writer than impper but don't have the hubris to charge money for your work
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littlegreenpills posted:

one of the great things about you ken is you're a substantially better writer than impper but don't have the hubris to charge money for your work



probably because ive not written a novel yet Lol..... i still think impper's writing is better than mine but i havent read his new thing yet, this piece does stray into some quite christyan territory though... maybe not now that he's in love or w/e

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deadken posted:

probably because ive not written a novel yet



try Adderall

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there's nothing like a girl sitting on the pot with a pulsating sphincter.
thank you, kenneth, for finally bringing this to the forums
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just imagine that sphincter on a toilet
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Just imagine that sphincter on a toilet!
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tpaine posted:

i don't need to now. that you've posted.



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littlegreenpills posted:

one of the great things about you ken is you're a substantially better writer than impper but don't have the hubris to charge money for your work



my favorite thing about deadsken is the way his unshaven neckbeard gently melds with his chestpubes, like the mouth of the Jordan kissing the Sea of Galilee. and yes also that he is a much better writer than imppur

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now taht's a sphincter- you DON'T wanna see on a toilet!
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deadken posted:

littlegreenpills posted:

one of the great things about you ken is you're a substantially better writer than impper but don't have the hubris to charge money for your work

probably because ive not written a novel yet Lol..... i still think impper's writing is better than mine but i havent read his new thing yet, this piece does stray into some quite christyan territory though... maybe not now that he's in love or w/e

no love involved in that one

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mods change libelous_slander's name to libelah_timmeh
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buttholes. lol
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littlegreenpills posted:

mods change libelous_slander's name to libelah_timmeh

this for the epic winnery

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riddleofthesphincter
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its not fair to laugh at that pic of that woman cus she had diminished gluteal syndrom
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why is it hard for me to read your stuff ken, it all word melds together for some reason. when i sit and read it i enjoy it, but i just can't, for some reason
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someone get the ice pack, ken's gotten third degree burns
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Pornography, by martin amis
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that wasn't supposed to be a burn
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The fuck was stained sky blue….shit, quarter past already, time for my morning fuck. The fuck was cold and grey by 9, she didn’t have the fuck to tell me about shit. FUCK!
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Yeah good story, in many ways reminiscent Amis' better work. Good job Ken.
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this made me lol a bunch tbh
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Ironicwarcriminal posted:

The fuck was stained sky blue….shit, quarter past already, time for my morning fuck. The fuck was cold and grey by 9, she didn’t have the fuck to tell me about shit. FUCK!



& destroy

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the bit about charles whitman made me lol the most i think
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Impper posted:

why is it hard for me to read your stuff ken, it all word melds together for some reason. when i sit and read it i enjoy it, but i just can't, for some reason



i was kinda goign for that with this one lol, i wrote it after reading umbrella by will self

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ive not much martin amis except a collection of short stories where one character offhandedly admits to being a paedophile. and the Man Whose Pharynx Was Horrorized of course
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more like dumbrella
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I liked this a lot.