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tryin to decide which martial art i should train in for the coming revolution
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Mike Nelson here.
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drunken russian gung fu
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intellectual jiu-jitsu
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kung fu panda. my god.
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try a training course in the corps. hoo-rah
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boxing
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ggw posted:

boxing



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meet me in st louis
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krav maga is the answer to both
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join the IDF
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Kurdt
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the dialectics of jeet kune do
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Mike Nelson here.
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prikryl posted:

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guidoanselmi posted:

krav maga is the answer to both



2b honest this was my initial suspicion

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this is a real video of me in training for the revolution

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Krav manga
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judo is the most for sure
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I krave manga!!!
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XxDaMangaKraverxX
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Do bjj and shitty mma kickboxing liek everyone else on the planet b/c its objectively strongest. Assuming you're looking for a sport 2 do to get swole, and not being funny.
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I wanna do kung fu n shit, but I really wanna learn systema and sambo, which are harder to find, sambo especially cuz people do NOT know how to fight on the ground..Wrestling.............
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wrestling is probably the most effective style of ground martial art, crow...
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hm on the other hand none of that is real and you have like 9 bjj gyms in your local town or city.
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Wrestling is really good and cool but you're not allowed to do it if you arent a high school student, sorry.
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a wrestler who knows how to defend himself against submissions can generally dominate a person trained in almost any other type of ground combat...
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Also, as it was demonstrated on the latest episode of Always Sunny, rich people LOVE krav mango. So whatever is anti-that, for us YEAH I SAID US communists. Prolly some palestinian jujitsu shit. Some syrian specops shit. Some sufi mystic wushu yall know what I'm sayin. Some people war on that kaw mango ullshitb.
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Keven posted:

Wrestling is really good and cool but you're not allowed to do it if you arent a high school student, sorry.



You're moove slick.

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just learn taekwondo or something cheap like all the other five year olds. or train yourself to break carbon-fiber with your fist. also have a friend or loved one pepper spray you every so often.
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am i the only one seeing this guy recommend bj gyms? FFs
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wasted posted:

just learn taekwondo or something cheap like all the other five year olds. or train yourself to break carbon-fiber with your fist. also have a friend or loved one pepper spray you every so often.



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Is "BJ" good enough at ground wrestling?? *GROAN*
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Crow posted:

wasted posted:

just learn taekwondo or something cheap like all the other five year olds. or train yourself to break carbon-fiber with your fist. also have a friend or loved one pepper spray you every so often.


You'd be suprised how many people actually do this.

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Sambo? What kind of racist martial art is that?
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mt.real
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systema is the most ideologically correct martial art hth
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Oh oh it's pankration has anyone said pankration yet? That's the correct answer for every martial arts question, it's pankration
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the only martial art ive tried as an adult was a half year of poekoelan (indonesian, brought to america by some weird dutch assassin dude) before i moved to a state that didnt have a poekoelan presence and gave it up. it was cool and fun even tho its a little silly with all the animal-inspired moves and such. man do i know how to take a hit and a fall now tho