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life is only pain and misery and you should probably kill yourself now before it gets worse
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even during the 'decline' of the empire americans lives are pretty much objectively awesome you whiney white college student babbie
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i guess if you fetishize technology and isolation u fucking nerd
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just because anecdotally you don't have any real friends doesn't mean that american life is categorized by isolation
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tardy on these heaters
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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

even during the 'decline' of the empire americans lives are pretty much objectively awesome you whiney white college student babbie

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look for Coors Banquet Beer©
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if youre american and you actually enjoy life youre fuckin doing sometbing wrong
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According to both Marxism and Islam, Americans are really happy and love life.
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i had some guinness, widmer heifenweizer, then some anchor steam and i want to die now
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god shut up. learn to hold your liquor like me an t paine bruh.
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im holding my liquor just fine fucko but that doesnt change the state of worthless existence
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also lol you're drinking wheat beer. what are you a 20 yr old girl?
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i really like liberty pale ale i don't like anchor steam that much tho, but it's my dads fav beer
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i live in SF so anchor steam is all over the fuckin' place
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i had 2 40s of budweister in the basement after work, 2 pints of pizza pub microbrew in the middle of the bike ride back to brooklyn, and i got 3 tall boys of coors banquet beer which i am currently half way thru the second one of.
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ya mane it's saturday. i assume you dont wake up at 6 tomorrow? i havent had those aluminum coors lite cans i don't know if they sell them around me.
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just spilled some anchorsteam on my keyboard but i think its okay
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this chick i used to bang just told me to come to the bar we always hang out at but im not gonna go bc i dont want 2 cheat on my girlfriend and im already a lil drunk. so instead im posting on the forum with other drunks.
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I've had eight beers, but I do have to get up early. Before I go to sleep, maybe someone could recommend a favorite Let's Play
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which 1 of these womyn who raped my by envolopment are you talking about?
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i liked the earthbound one bc they're acting like a really bad game is actually super good and no one noticed it somehow and now like 18 years later they're on the cutting edge of boring japanese rpg white-knightery
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earthbound sucks mainne. if it's not legends of lufia 2 get that shit out of my face bruh.
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this girl just texted me and said 'is your gf there? if not i'll come over' tpaine, my fate is in your hands
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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

even during the 'decline' of the empire americans lives are pretty much objectively awesome you whiney white college student babbie



it really isn't, even if you are a worthless hedonistic loser


i mean, someone can attain 'happiness' through a constant state of blissful inebriated ignorance, sure whatever. but that doesn't mean their life is 'awesome' because they are still, objectively, worthless human garbage

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