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  • GDP is the world's highest and over twice that of the next nation
  • Military is larger than the rest of the world's combined
  • USD is the world's most trusted and international reserve currency
  • Abandoned monarchy, started the world's transition to liberal democracy
  • Defeated Nazism and communism
  • Suffered its bloodiest war to outlaw slavery
  • Invented rock music, hip hop, country, electronic, blues, jazz
  • Film industry is beyond compare in its popularity and influence
  • Invented the Internet and the vast majority of software and computing technology
  • Fosters civil rights
  • Believes in God


Happy 4th of July everyone! The spirit of America lives in you all!
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happy july 4 joel
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agreed 100%
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to all u america-bashers out there!! why dont you try go living somewhere else! i am and it Sucks
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i would suck off prince philip for a green card
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IT TAKES A NATION OF FAGS TO HOLD US BACK
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Did U know: Canada is so stupid they forgot to have a housing bubble crash & a house anywhere that a living person who doesn't do crystal methamphetamine would want to live costs 9 million canadian dollars (9,000,003 USD)
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happy native american nakba day ya'll
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Transient_Grace posted:

happy native american nakba day ya'll



thats thanksgiving

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Happy fag lover day, joel, can you milk me?
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yeah, america is objectively the greatest country in the world..... at being the WORST >
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happyh 4
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ever since i moved back to america my life has been in own bones zone.

America is the best
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america is fucking garbage lmao
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happy 7th April you fail fuckers!!
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european anti-americanism is the most pathetic + myopic shit, there has never been a more benevolent empire than the united states.
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nothing makes me more patriotic than europeans complaining about America for all the wrong reasons.
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its not just euros lol, p much everyone i met in california thought america was awful and europe was some kind of liberal-socialist paradise with no racism no religion free weed and nubile blond girls walking around topless while simultaneously being entirely liberated and free from objectification.
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like, i think we need to be, like, more like europe? this country is so sexist. i want to move to france
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deadken posted:

european anti-americanism is the most pathetic + myopic shit, there has never been a more benevolent empire than the united states.



what about the soviet empire

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deadken posted:

its not just euros lol, p much everyone i met in california thought america was awful and europe was some kind of liberal-socialist paradise with no racism no religion free weed and nubile blond girls walking around topless while simultaneously being entirely liberated and free from objectification.



cali girls thought europe was california. weird

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Nice job finding that particle, Europe. Pretty impressive.

Oh, that reminds me though, forgot to add this to the list.

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babyfinland posted:

deadken posted:

european anti-americanism is the most pathetic + myopic shit, there has never been a more benevolent empire than the united states.

what about the soviet empire



not an empire ok. because.... because.

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deadken posted:

its not just euros lol, p much everyone i met in california thought america was awful and europe was some kind of liberal-socialist paradise with no racism no religion free weed and nubile blond girls walking around topless while simultaneously being entirely liberated and free from objectification.


Yeah they say the same thing about Canada, but we're bottomless with parkas

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Canada is fucking awful
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my july 4th plans appear to have fallen through so now im just sitting here in front of the computer, this blows, fuck america
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i guess im just going to go to dolores park or some shit, alone. stand around awkwardly.
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capital-a America only ever existed for people who came of age between 1963 and 1973, quickly afterwards becoming a marketing gimmick to sell people its opposite

id love America too if it was real but its silly to pretend its glory was but a flash in the pan alongside the long majesty of victoriana
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tell us about your boring attempts at discussing philosophy with Spanish football fans after the Euro final.
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europes the worst though i agree
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tell us about your boring attempts at discussing philosophy with Spanish football fans after the Euro final.



that was a joke, bro, i actually just glared at them and later stood around creepily staring at girls while drinking

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you know, normal american things.
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remember that time america beat spain in the confederation cup or whatever that fake trophy is called like 3 years ago? fucked up but true.

america is still terrible at football which is, ahem, objectively the best sport.
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ggw posted:


where you goin brother

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Transient_Grace posted:

remember that time america beat spain in the confederation cup or whatever that fake trophy is called like 3 years ago? fucked up but true.

america is still terrible at football which is, ahem, objectively the best sport.

i think nfls a better sport than football fursonally

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Transient_Grace posted:

remember that time america beat spain in the confederation cup or whatever that fake trophy is called like 3 years ago? fucked up but true.

america is still terrible at football which is, ahem, objectively the best sport.



do american israelis call it soccer or football, does this ever come up

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i dunno, how long have they been to israel?