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Richard Branson suggests naked kitesurfing to premier
Branson well known for his 'brashness,' Christy Clark's office responds

British billionaire Richard Branson has invited B.C. Premier Christy Clark to join him on a kitesurf ride — with the suggestion that she try it naked.

It appears Clark left a real impression on the founder of Virgin Group when he visited the province last week to announce a new airline service from Vancouver. Branson, who is a master of publicity, wrote on his blog that he asked the "delightful" Clark to kitesurf while riding on his back.

But he says he forgot to tell her about the dress code, and he even supplied a picture as an example.

The picture shows a fully-clothed Branson kitesurfing with a young, naked woman on his back.

A statement from the premier's office only says Branson "is well known for his brashness and ability to manipulate media coverage for his company."

Branson's last words to the B.C. premier: "The offer still stands Christy!"

http://www.cbc.ca/news/offbeat/story/2012/05/28/bc-branson-naked-invitation.html

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i feel like the guy who is richard branson's photographer must have the best job. branson does so much outlandish stuff that naked kitesurfing seems pretty tame in comparison
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APPARENTLY ME AND SWAMPMAN ARE GONNA GOON MEET TOMORROW NITE WHAT SHOULD WE TELL PEOPLE WE KNOW EACHOTHER FROM THATS NOT A VIDEOGAMES SLAVOJ ZIZEK AND RADFEM TRANSHATE FORUM?
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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

APPARENTLY ME AND SWAMPMAN ARE GONNA GOON MEET TOMORROW NITE WHAT SHOULD WE TELL PEOPLE WE KNOW EACHOTHER FROM THATS NOT A VIDEOGAMES SLAVOJ ZIZEK AND RADFEM TRANSHATE FORUM?

molested by the same priest growing up, bonded during court battle.

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Joel hooked it up. Like he always does.
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say you met him on craigslist trying to buy weed
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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

APPARENTLY ME AND SWAMPMAN ARE GONNA GOON MEET TOMORROW NITE WHAT SHOULD WE TELL PEOPLE WE KNOW EACHOTHER FROM THATS NOT A VIDEOGAMES SLAVOJ ZIZEK AND RADFEM TRANSHATE FORUM?



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Mike Nelson here.
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you are both in the same hot yoga class and started talking after it was your turn to bring in a mix cd and you chose a k.d. lang mix and he's really into hymns of the 49th parallel
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Mike Nelson here.
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getfiscal posted:


b-b---b-bb-BINGO!!!! what do i win

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but
GOD
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like no, listen, i called you a butt god, i didn't say, "but... god!"
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oh you're such a bottom
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Goldgelbes Löwenäffchen
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THERE ARE
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Goldgelbes Löwenäffchen
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Ive heard a lot of that bullshit in my time, ill tell you that. Its a real thing, very real, and im not just gay either. Mind your privilege, son
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tardy on these heaters
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you saw his face in a jar of peanut butter and then spotted him in the line at the ASAP Rocky show and you were like are u the guy from my peanut butter and he said yes i am lets rock out to this awesome rap music
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emanuela, i think im going to brooklyn next month for my birthday, we should meet up
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tardy on these heaters
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clarence im going to take the trash out to the dumpsters tonight, we should meet up
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penitent
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B.C. Premier John Christy Clark
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shermanstick posted:

emanuela, i think im going to brooklyn next month for my birthday, we should meet up



IM DOWN

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good stock up on all your inhalants
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Dont Mess With Sucess
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shermanstick posted:

good stock up on all your inhalants

I ran outta nitrous actally.

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Dont Mess With Sucess
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I broke a bone(s(?)) in my hand so I was at th e hospital last night which is why I ddnt meet that other poster of some kind. I was biking and i went to jump up onto a curb and my front wheel fell off. And i ate human shit, every day for the last 7 years, and loved every peanut of it. Now i cant use my right hand, even as an example
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