#1
a few days ago, war criminal George W. Bush senilely admitted to his war crimes in Iraq. About five minutes later the FBI tripped and fell in front of CIA front organization Axios and CIA frontman Ken Dilanian of NBC News, "mistakenly unsealing" a recent entrapment plot of theirs, where the FBI flew an Iraqi immigrant to Bush's house and walked him around the place, then arrested him for planning to kill Bush. Now the FBI are demanding medals for their own assassination plot, even though Bush is clearly still alive.
#2
better luck next time
#3
Congratulations to ISIS for getting back in the news
#4
'Almost' only counts in horseshoes. I don't know what that means but my mom used to say it all the time