#81
Mike Nelson here.
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i had a professor that told me she thought that unattractive men should be sought out by socialist women and pleasured for the common good. despite possibly benefiting from such an arrangement i would have to decline on the premise that it is repulsive for ugly people to be happy.
#82
penitent
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ive been in a kinda depressive mood for the last week or so and it owns, i'm really enjoying it
#83
penitent
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this girl wants to write her essay for her religious studies class on me and my christianity. we're going to take acid together and im not going to try to have sex with her. im not.
#84
penitent
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i wish i was cycloneboy, he's rich and happy and asexual and autistic
#85
penitent
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i hope the guy who pays for this girls virginity has a really awkward and uncomfortable experience and later i hope he collapses in tears in front of his wife at the dinner table and i also hope he develops a debilitating addiction to prescription medication, because that is what everyone deserves
#86
Mike Nelson here.
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you're a weird one ken
#87
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deadken posted:

this girl wants to write her essay for her religious studies class on me and my christianity. we're going to take acid together and im not going to try to have sex with her. im not.



ok

#88
penitent
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getfiscal posted:

you're a weird one ken



yeah lol

#89
penitent
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getfiscal you should come to los angeles. i will give you cocaine and introduce you to some sorority girls who like keynesian economics and the aesthetics of revolutionary china and when people ask me how i know you i will glance awkwardly from side to side and say you're a very distant relative
#90
penitent
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im going to bed.
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#92
penitent
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what does. ive ru n out of whiskey. im going to die
#93
penitent
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Did You Know? you cant a drink past 2 am in the state of california. fucked up but, true
#94
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girls are silly
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deadken posted:

getfiscal you should come to los angeles. i will give you cocaine and introduce you to some sorority girls who like keynesian economics and the aesthetics of revolutionary china



vapid dilettunts

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discipline posted:

Ironicwarcriminal posted:

If i was an attractive girl i'd definitely go be a part-time prostitute in one of those "classier" legal brothels. They can make insane amounts of money and it's more dignified than fetching coffees and files in an office somewhere.

haha yeah, getting a 50-something pathetic sack of human refuse to ejaculate all over my face and call me a whore is so dignified, way more dignified than being asked to make coffee



fucked up i know, but true.

#97
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"I would never consider having sex with someone degenerate enough to consider having sex with me." - John Christy in I, Raper.
#98
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A sex thread I havent posted in yet? Time to bring my personal expertise on the subject to bear. Here's 25 posts about my weird little wiener or whatever.
#99
tardy on these heaters
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deadken posted:

this girl wants to write her essay for her religious studies class on me and my christianity. we're going to take acid together and im not going to try to have sex with her. im not.



i cringed irl when i read this

#100
Mike Nelson here.
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babyfinland posted:

deadken posted:

this girl wants to write her essay for her religious studies class on me and my christianity. we're going to take acid together and im not going to try to have sex with her. im not.

i cringed irl when i read this

same

#101
Nippon
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i would definitely let a dude cum on me for the right price.
#102
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I would like to take this moment to wish all the babes in the rhizzone a happy mother's day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! go do somethin' beautiful, girls
#103
Nippon
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i dont think theres any moms on the rhizzone.
#104
Mike Nelson here.
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Goethestein posted:

i would definitely let a dude cum on me for the right price.

we were talking about men paying us, not us paying men

#105
Mike Nelson here.
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Goethestein posted:

i dont think theres any moms on the rhizzone.

i identify as transmaternal and once lodged a doll up my ass and then simulated birth.

so maybe don't jump to conclusions.

#106
Nippon
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i wouldnt need to pay a dude to cum on me, thanks. i bet i could go to some gay place and get cummed on inside 10 minutes. toxx
#107
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fucked up, but true. gay dudes got it easier
#108
Mike Nelson here.
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actually gay people have to live every day with the hateful words of mitt romney hanging over their heads while they shuffle to their ghettoized jobs as film executives and designers.
#109
tardy on these heaters
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Goethestein posted:

i dont think theres any moms on the rhizzone.



gooey is kind of like our forums mom

#110
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Goethestein posted:

i would definitely let a dude cum on me for the right price.



do you accept bitcoins

#111
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Goethestein posted:

i wouldnt need to pay a dude to cum on me, thanks. i bet i could go to some gay place and get cummed on inside 10 minutes. toxx



getting laid by strangers from bars isn't very difficult. success rate increases in proportion to how low standards drop, and now you know the secret to why deadken and impper constantly post about their frequent sexcapades

#112
puget's sounds
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Chinese Businessmen fetishize virginfucking because virgins, being inexperienced, might not be revolted by their tiny little rice dicks!!!
#113
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Doug posted:

girls are silly


doug are you cycloneboy's little brother or what?

#114
penitent
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babyfinland posted:

deadken posted:

this girl wants to write her essay for her religious studies class on me and my christianity. we're going to take acid together and im not going to try to have sex with her. im not.

i cringed irl when i read this



why do you think that.

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discipline posted:

Ironicwarcriminal posted:

If i was an attractive girl i'd definitely go be a part-time prostitute in one of those "classier" legal brothels. They can make insane amounts of money and it's more dignified than fetching coffees and files in an office somewhere.

haha yeah, getting a 50-something pathetic sack of human refuse to ejaculate all over my face and call me a whore is so dignified, way more dignified than being asked to make coffee


I dunno, that doesn't sound to different than any recent job interview I've done

#116
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Why does he think that he cringed irl when he read that? well. Lets imagine a brain in a jar. Now, lets imagine there's a railway, inside a cave.
#117
penitent
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wow these are all really freudian things to imagine. where are you going with this keven. my rate is $80 an hour
#118
Kurdt
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so is that cheaper than goatsteins rate or what
#119
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where do i get chinese food
#120
penitent
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gyrofry posted:

so is that cheaper than goatsteins rate or what



im younger than goatstein, and more vigorous, and unmarried, and his chin is really big