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I cried when they shot Tupac and Biggie
Tears ran down my spine
And I cried when I saw Obama elected
As if he were a brother of mine
But those protestors got what they had it coming
They got what they asked for this time
So love me, love me, love me,
I'm a liberal
I upvote prochoice memes
I drive a Prius and recycle my cans and jars
I'll honk if you love the kanye
Hope those kylie jenner becomes the youngest billionaire
But don't talk about reform
Or even worse revolution
That's going way to far
So love me, love me, love me,
I'm a liberal
I broke down when Clinton was beaten
My faith in the system lost
I'll do anything to save our country
If my I don’t have to leave my home
I love the gays, the blacks, and whoever else
As long as they’re middle class or higher
So love me, love me, love me,
I'm a liberal
Tucker Carlson and the M.P.D
Should have be shamed on twitter
I think they’re just a little overzealous
Obama should set them straight
but if you’re brown or black in my neighborhood
I hope neighborhood watch puts a bullet in your brain
So love me, love me, love me,
I'm a liberal
Yeah, I read the new york times
Washington post and Jacobin too
If I vote it's a democrat
With a neoliberal view
But when it comes to scary brown people and muslims too
You’ll find I believe drone strikes will do
So love me, love me, love me,
I'm a liberal
Once I was young and half read a Wikipedia article on communism
An evolution fish sticker on my car
Even went on a direct actions
Before the cops organized a coup
But now I’m older and wiser
And that's why I'm turning you in
So love me, love me, love me,
I'm a liberal

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#3
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Addendum: "I'm the whitest person to dance the funky chicken watch!"