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Lurker Reborn, Incarnate: Your first three subforums are visible. Now, two new subforums lie before you. Seek the Twitter-transcended superstars and the DYTD regulars. Four Twitterati (getfiscal, realsubtle, etc.) must name you Tryhard. Three alcoholics must name you Caremad. My servant UNREALTOURNAMENTWARRIOR shall be your guide. And when you are Caremad and Tryhard, when you've stood before the False Mod and freed the refresh from its 502 Bad Gateway, upvote my posters and restore Laissez's Faire. Do this for me and very carefully.



Up-and-coming memes in the infosphere:

  • Significant Discounts ("democratic socialism" joke)

  • Taylor Swift Is Gay/Is Not Gay

  • Guns, Guns, Guns.
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hi
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hi karphead
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RIP Benny Harvey
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OH JUST BECAUSE I POST I CANT BE A LURKER



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UNREALTOURNAMENTWARRIOR favorited my dumbest tweet
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i got banned from twitter for saying kill terfs and never looked back but hullo, lurker here
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I don't feel like I "get" this thread but I love the energy
#9
I think there's a lot of promise with the "significant discounts" meme. Saw a tweet the other day about how an economics advisor to FDR wanted to change the greeting of "good morning" to "low prices!"

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Low prices my friends
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cars posted:

Low prices my friends


Significant discounts

That's me acknowledging your friendly greeting

#12
Low prices, dividends bless you
#13
i feel like "get in quick, everything must go" would be a better way to say goodbye than the current standard, "don't forget to like and subscribe"
#14
im gonna start saying buy one get one free after people sneeze
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LUTHER CHECKPOINT

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may the invisible hand guide you
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Petrol posted:

i feel like "get in quick, everything must go" would be a better way to say goodbye than the current standard, "don't forget to like and subscribe"


#18


big ups to cracked.com motherfuckaaaaaaaas
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hi lurkers, we're big fans of cracked.com and south park here at the rhizzone
#20
hello
#21
i'm not a poster i just lurk a lot --christopher rios a.k.a. big punisher
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graphicalUSSRinterface posted:

hello



hi, hope everything's going well for you nowadays

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from age 12 to 30 i lurked every forum, and then found this one, and look at me now, a solid mid-tier. hop on the rhizzone lurker to poster pipeline
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Come on come all. If your a loser who like marx and afrofuturist techno you just might have what it takes, to be an accepted rhizzone poster. Actual knowledge of marx optional as long as you promise to read settlers
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Petrol posted:

Actual knowledge of marx optional as long as you promise to read settlers



As this is the lurker checkpoint I will point out that this is a joke.

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filler posted:

I don't feel like I "get" this thread but I love the energy



don't worry friend, you're in good company.

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Synergy posted:


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shriekingviolet posted:

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cars posted:

Petrol posted:

Actual knowledge of marx optional as long as you promise to read settlers

As this is the lurker checkpoint I will point out that this is a joke.


Oh thank you

#32
Flappo'd again!
#33
lurker crew represent
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lurker crew represent.
somehow am mod and hardly post. anything is possible. reach for the stars.