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after firing 69 missiles at syria jarhed kushner went home and relaxed by listening to the hamilton soundtrack
#3
Your compatibility with Jkushner is Very Low.
You both listen to Black Sabbath, John Coltrane and Devo.
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Your compatibility with Jkushner is Very Low.
You both listen to Mitski, Mono and Kate Bush.

Also that Mitski album is very Hamilton-ish.

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#5
lol at his shoutbox
#6
that's no way to talk about ivanka
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Petrol posted:

after firing 69 missiles at syria jarhed kushner went home and relaxed by listening to the hamilton soundtrack


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after firing 69 missiles at syria jarhed kushner went home and relaxed by listening to the hamilton soundtrack



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oh my god
#10
i once shared a room with trump. you know if only i'd known he was going to become president, i would have tried to slip him a copy of the abcs of communism or some printed screenshots of Good rhizzone posts or a napkin scrawled with "who is getfiscal?" who knows, we all start somewhere.

it was 2012 and i was working part-time for a catering service in order to supplement my paltry income, and also because it was good Fun. the hors d'oeuvre-chomping, half champagne drunk bourgeois exudes dynamism. anyway on this particular day i had to work at another country club. usually there were five or six bleary-eyed temps at an event, but this time was different.

shortly after arriving, the manager called all the workers to congregate in the ball room, and around thirty people shuffled through the doors. it appeared that the country club had rented a shock labor battalion. the floor boss proceeded to assign tasks to each of us, and then implored everyone to really be on top of things because it was a very important event. "this is a big one, guys. a lot of big names are going to be in this very room. in fact, the owner of this country club, donald trump, will be in attendance." perhaps he'd expected the revelation to cause rustling and excited whispers among the mob. nothing. no one gave a shit. after all, this was long before trump became the commander in chief. we all knew him as the clownish real estate tycoon and reality star.

we all drudged along, constantly eyeing the clock, until it was finally over. i barely remember seeing him. i only have one vivid memory of the night. we'd been given a 15 minute break because a musician was set to perform. i was sitting outside by myself, maybe 15 feet from the ballroom, when suddenly i heard rustling behind the bushes. a bear? a drunk guy pissing? i really focused in on the bushes but all I could see was this big undulating silhouette. my concentration was abruptly broken when someone jarred open the sliding door, and an mc shouted "are you ready people? Get ready for dee snider of twisted sister!" on cue the figure emerged from bushes. dee snider, in full costume, sauntered past me, grabbed the the mic, and starting singing " i wanna rock." he'd been psyching himself up for the performance.
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i heard a few days ago that steve bannon had taken to calling kushner a cuck but they had patched things up by the time i got the idea to do a parody of 'judy is a punk' where i just go 'kushner is a cuck' over and over
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roseweird posted:

this is why i always tell all my bosses and employers about communism, because they might be presidents later, and as their forgettable minion i am ideally positioned to shape their worldview



you never know. the star of bedtime with bonzo went on to become the leader of the international war against the poor. one minute he's tussling with a monkey on the set of a b movie, next thing you know he's sponsoring efraín ríos montt's genocide.

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his number 1 artist by a margin of thousands is Twenty One Pilots
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ArisVelouchiotis posted:

we all drudged along, constantly eyeing the clock, until it was finally over. i barely remember seeing him. i only have one vivid memory of the night. we'd been given a 15 minute break because a musician was set to perform. i was sitting outside by myself, maybe 15 feet from the ballroom, when suddenly i heard rustling behind the bushes. a bear? a drunk guy pissing? i really focused in on the bushes but all I could see was this big undulating silhouette. my concentration was abruptly broken when someone jarred open the sliding door, and an mc shouted "are you ready people? Get ready for dee snider of twisted sister!" on cue the figure emerged from bushes. dee snider, in full costume, sauntered past me, grabbed the the mic, and starting singing " i wanna rock." he'd been psyching himself up for the performance.

my fav part of that song is just before the guitar solo:



its so boneheaded hahah

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its probably good market building because even if you've never heard the song you can get loud and feel like you're part of a community shouting back a single word at the right time during a live show. personally i suggest getting so drunk at every show that you can shout drunk gibberish at any audience response part and people think you're a huge fan of the people on stage, and you also so you won't remember doing it.