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Kurdt
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2099286/Google-formula-says-No-No-No-No-Cat-funniest-YouTube-clip.html
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YUNG JIRO AKA SHOWA STUNNA AKA
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daily mail oi oi oi
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i wish theyd remove the cap for upvotes for this thread so i could keep upvoting the op over and over and over again
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Daily Mail has the best comments system. Go to any article and click the "worst rated" tab and you'll see some exemplary trolling.
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Ironicwarcriminal posted:
Daily Mail has the best comments system. Go to any article and click the "worst rated" tab and you'll see some exemplary trolling.

revealin some trade secrets eh? this is probably ancient info tho you moved on to bigger & better

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teh weaz just permabanned me overnight apparently for vigorously discussing the plans for Sydney's second airport and called me a loon
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Nippon
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what was ur stance
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Nippon
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jk i dont care, municipal drama in australia is as relevant to my life as volcanic eruptions on TItan
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god damn you science. stop ruining the universe.
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Nippon
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their methodology is hilarious. something getting a "loooooool" is funnier than something getting a "loool"
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Goethestein posted:
jk i dont care, municipal drama in australia is as relevant to my life as volcanic eruptions on TItan



Yeah pretty much

People were sperging about how we need to build a maglev train between Sydney and Melbourne and I pointed out that we already have a system called “planes” that works fine and we have better things to spend $ on then trains for trains sake.

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Nippon
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trains are cheaper ticket-wise and more cool. also shoot u w/less radiation.
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Goethestein posted:
trains are cheaper ticket-wise and more cool. also shoot u w/less radiation.



Lol not here they aren’t.

A plane ticket between Sydney Melb is like $60 and it’s the third busiest air route in the whole world. Building some dumbass high speed train would cost billions upon billions and there is no way in hell you could get a ticket price for under that.

And who gives a shit about radiation? If I cared about my health I wouldn’t smoke cigarettes.

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trains r easier to transport various illegal items on so im for em
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Nippon
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do australians bitch as much about abbos irl as they do on the internet
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Impper posted:
trains r easier to transport various illegal items on so im for em



When I got a train from Amsterdam to paris some French people came into the carriage talking really loudly and obnoxiously to people and I went up to go to the toilet and a lady gabbeled something to me in her moon-language and blocked my way so I went to the other toilet at the other end. When they saw me they came and pushed me up against the wall and frisked me (“wet iz these?” “um my asthma inhaler”) because they thought I was going to flush the goods.

Also one time I went to a party where they hired out a full length 8 car Sydney train and rode around the network with DJs in each carriage and us smoking and doing lines off the seats. It was awesome

Anyway those are my train drugs stories.

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Goethestein posted:
do australians bitch as much about abbos irl as they do on the internet



it's spelt "abos" ,check your privilege

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hahahaha. i lovin it
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Nippon
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im pretty sure its abbos. like we got a bunch of drunk indians living in garbage everywhere too but we almost never talk about them, im just wondering why the australians seem to be obsessed with them
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i recently purchased a potpourri of downers from a vietnam vet on at train. he gave me his # lol
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he'd set up a little den of iniquity on the cafe car: a dvd player on each side, one playing action movies, the other playing rap videos, alcohol littered everywhere, scrip bottles in plain sight, empty bags of chips and pizza trays, piles upon piles of burnt dvds. he offered to let me wash down the vicodin with some makers. later i partied w. some kids. the moral is trains r alrighte
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for some reason he had me set my own prices, and i ended up getting deals on 4 of the drugs and getting ripped off on 1. go me. when he pulled his drug bag out i was truly impressed, it was like the 'universe' of downers that thompson talks about in his dumb book
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Goethestein posted:
im pretty sure its abbos. like we got a bunch of drunk indians living in garbage everywhere too but we almost never talk about them, im just wondering why the australians seem to be obsessed with them



Because we don't have black people to take some of the venom.

Muslims cop it disproportionate to their numbers and we've got lots of asians but no-one really cares about them anymore, that shit is passe.

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Impper posted:
he'd set up a little den of iniquity on the cafe car: a dvd player on each side, one playing action movies, the other playing rap videos, alcohol littered everywhere, scrip bottles in plain sight, empty bags of chips and pizza trays, piles upon piles of burnt dvds. he offered to let me wash down the vicodin with some makers. later i partied w. some kids. the moral is trains r alrighte



What line was this on? I assume it's not the el, lol.

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no, it was the amtrak hahaha. if he'd pulled that on the el he'd be finished before the train started moving
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TRAINS. CALIFORNIA. FUCK YES YOU FAGGOTS.

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Poronto
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airoplane make pollution and drown the maldivs