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but then you found out that that person had been posting on the Something Awful forums under the name 'Goatstein' for 8 years and it had all been a giant almost decade long troll would you still want to be with them?
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Mike Nelson here.
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that actually happened to me and the answer is, well, *points to pregnant belly*
#3
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i could never love a man who couldn't come to terms with his steampunk past
#4
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goat is procreating, he's objectively the most important person on the rhizzone
#5
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I got a baby, but his mama act like he ain't mine
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peace to esg and all the victims of the game mane
#7
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RIP.
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ywes
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#10
The Future is Here
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sounds jewish
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getfiscal posted:
that actually happened to me and the answer is, well, *points to pregnant belly*



well this conclusively proves there are at least 12 people on ths forum

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*points to pregnant belly*
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no no no nono noo non non onono onnoonnoonon no
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Nippon
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Ive only been on SA for 6 years
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Nippon
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OP, you have described the person met as the perfect person. By definition, therefore, you have concurred that i am the ubermensch. ty
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the ubermensch is not perfect
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#22
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well yes sir i have been a goon for eight years, banned goon for one and a half
#23
puget's sounds
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lambscam...
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tardy on these heaters
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The_Schliski posted:
lambscam...

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OOf *clutches chest*
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What... or WHO... the heck is lambscam??
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Nippon
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Impper posted:
the ubermensch is not perfect



Nice untermensch privilege

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#29
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i met your father on a comedy website, where the internet makes you stupid, but our romance really blossomed during the World of Warcraft heyday
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political car tune
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Chacabuco
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stalin would never do that
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The Future is Here
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The_Schliski posted:
lambscam...

the day i found out she was alive was such a great day

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puget's sounds
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Myfanwy posted:

The_Schliski posted:
lambscam...

the day i found out she was alive was such a great day


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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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if i met the perfect person then by definition all of their actions must be perfect as well. i could only resign myself to the knowledge that the creation of "Goatstein" was part of some larger cosmic plan, whose true beauty i could only see one small and incomplete portion of, and that by simply letting go and giving myself intellectually, emotionally, spiritually, and yes, physically to this person and their ineffable plan, i would achieve the only happiness i could ever possibly know
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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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and then i would lean over and whisper into "Goatstein's" ear: "your plan may be ineffable, but my ass sure isnt"
#36
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as zizek said if you love someone you love all of them not just certain parts that u get to pick and choose
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Hell,
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#38
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:
as zizek said if you love someone you love all of them not just certain parts that u get to pick and choose



yes but when i married her i only married what was standing next to me at the time and made zero promises about anything that might grow on her or come out of her in the future. Also after 7 years she wont even be made up of any of the same cells anymore so technically thats like a completely different person anyway

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if you meet the perfect person on the road kill him
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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:
as zizek said if you love someone you love all of them not just certain parts that u get to pick and choose



I turn to Slavoj Zizek for all romantic advice