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this is my tentative lurker account

edit: as in the account is being described as both tentative and lurky, not that this is a lurker account that's tentative. its most definitely a lurker account, of that im sure
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ok cool, how's your sex life?
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S0Rr_1GJ2pY
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hello lurker account, i am shitposter
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ive tried to get people to post more on this site and a lot of them say that they feel intimidated but so much of the conversation on here is pretty casual so idgi
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okay so here's what we do, we find out whats more intimidating: the patently impressive effort posts, the shit-shooting coated in three layers of irony, or the seamless blend of the two. haha just kidding its the typeface
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make an option to change the font to papyrus
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i've changed my mind regarding the purpose of this account, im reappropriating it for the posting of stale jokes about hipsters.

Q.Why do hipsters hate rivers?
A. They're too mainstream lmao
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im not gonna just broadcast the identity of my forum crush to the entire world now, im not that kinda gal.
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discipline posted:

tentativelurkeraccount posted:
okay so here's what we do, we find out whats more intimidating: the patently impressive effort posts, the shit-shooting coated in three layers of irony, or the seamless blend of the two. haha just kidding its the typeface

who is your favorite poster? because the vet who only posts drunk has the highest rep on this site (+2303, -29)

is this inside information

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is t-paine a veterinarian
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my dog needs her tubes tied
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littlegreenpills posted:
my dog needs her tubes tied


let me at that thing

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how do you plan you anesthetize her. with your posts lmao
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i dont plan to anesthetize her. im going to tie her tubes with my teeth
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tardy on these heaters
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ugh my head
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im going to post about my gay boring life again because i dont have a therapist lol. & im going to do it in this thread rather than gender or cyclonopedia or w/e because there is 0 chance of my ruining a potentially good discussion
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i for one can't get enough of ken's gay boring life and have switched on the popcorn maker in anticipation
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god it's been ten minutes already, this is a big one ken's building up in there. gently does it ken, don't rush
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so i had a bunch of sloppy drunken sex last night & i should be seeing the girl again tonight.... the problem is that i actually really like her and for the first time in ages im not already formulating an exit strategy... so of course im sure im going to completely fuck it up somehow
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my computer is broken. also i made bacon and eg (scrambled. NOT poached. christ)
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drivel of drunken hags
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Remember how we thought wddp was a horrible forum filled with mentally broken weirdos who wouldn't shut up about their retarded lives
#32
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deadken's not really a weirdo, pretty normal (all things considered) so i guess we're "getting better all the time." john lennon said that. smart man, shot in the back, very sad
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actually, PAUL said "it's getting better" and john said "it can't get no worse!" but then later in "beautiful boy" he said "every day in every way it's getting better and better" (also a reference to the Coue method of autosuggestion)
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oh and the line was inspired by a substitute drummer named Jimmie Nicol who filled in for Ringo on an Australian tour while Ringo was recovering from having his tonsils removed and when they would ask Jimmie Nicol how it was going he would invariably reply "it's getting better!"
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deadken posted:
im going to post about my gay boring life again because i dont have a therapist lol. & im going to do it in this thread rather than gender or cyclonopedia or w/e because there is 0 chance of my ruining a potentially good discussion



actually if we can confine all such posting to this thread it would be a mercy and a blessing and i am totally willing to not trash this thread and keep it open in perpetuity as a place for posts of this kind to live and roll around in their filth with each other

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tardy on these heaters
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Groulxsmith posted:
Remember how we thought wddp was a horrible forum filled with mentally broken weirdos who wouldn't shut up about their retarded lives

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Groulxsmith posted:
Remember how we thought wddp was a horrible forum filled with mentally broken weirdos who wouldn't shut up about their retarded lives



remember how you posted there and melted down when you got banned for being annoying in the most milquetoast manner

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shennong posted:

deadken posted:
im going to post about my gay boring life again because i dont have a therapist lol. & im going to do it in this thread rather than gender or cyclonopedia or w/e because there is 0 chance of my ruining a potentially good discussion

actually if we can confine all such posting to this thread it would be a mercy and a blessing and i am totally willing to not trash this thread and keep it open in perpetuity as a place for posts of this kind to live and roll around in their filth with each other



we should probably try to prevent megathread-formation at all costs imo

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i would prefer not to think of this as a "thread", an essentially arborescent concept - let us instead call it, self-contained yet related neighboring units reproducing and expanding the whole in all possible directions, a "tumour"