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Mike Nelson here.
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#2
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I just realized that any possible insight, comment or joke I could make about this human would be rooted in a noxious collision between ancient patriarchy and the empty ironies of hyper-modernity.
#3
Mike Nelson here.
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Ironicwarcriminal posted:
I just realized that any possible insight, comment or joke I could make about this human would be rooted in a noxious collision between ancient patriarchy and the empty ironies of hyper-modernity.

catchphrase

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I just realized that any possible insight, comment or joke I could make about this human would be rooted in a noxious collision between ancient patriarchy and the empty ironies of hyper-modernity.
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penitent
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RIP Hipster Ariel. you tried to live on land, and suffocated to death, flapping about in affected writhings of agony, even in death you could never escape your own reflexivity, your last throaty gasp was a piece of performance, the spectacle consumed you. we will return you to the dark infinity of the oceanic Real; it knows you better than you know yourself. GoNe BuT nOt FoRgOtTin
#6
http://bit.ly/1Jzhh7M
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pee poop
#7
meet me in st louis
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oh mr. get fiscal, you card.
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what does Ariel the mermaid have in common with Ariel the Sharon?

They both can't walk!
#9
The Future is Here
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That became popular about 1.9 years ago when regular alt girls discovered how much fun you can have with cheap cosplay wigs
#10
Mike Nelson here.
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i will have fun with all the wigs
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penitent
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i thought i fell in love in mexico but now i think it was just because i hadnt talked a white girl with a plummy north london accent who likes books and ketamine in like seven months and i was just nostalgic
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the democratization of culture is going to be the worst misstep for humanity in history
#13
Mike Nelson here.
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deadken posted:
i thought i fell in love in mexico but now i think it was just because i hadnt talked a white girl with a plummy north london accent who likes books and ketamine in like seven months and i was just nostalgic

same, came here to post this

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drivel of drunken hags
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deadken posted:
i thought i fell in love in mexico but now i think it was just because i hadnt talked a white girl with a plummy north london accent who likes books and ketamine in like seven months and i was just nostalgic


sometimes your romance posts look like the tryhard tweets directed at sasha grey

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Myfanwy posted:
That became popular about 1.9 years ago when regular alt girls discovered how much fun you can have with cheap cosplay wigs



oh please tell us more about the fashion trends amongst 'regular alt girls'

lol what the fuck is a regular alt girl? t paine?

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Kurdt
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alt baguettes
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penitent
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culture isnt really being democratised its just more spectacular obfuscation. true democratisation of culture looks like the chinese cultural revolution, and thats awesome
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penitent
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Groulxsmith posted:

deadken posted:
i thought i fell in love in mexico but now i think it was just because i hadnt talked a white girl with a plummy north london accent who likes books and ketamine in like seven months and i was just nostalgic

sometimes your romance posts look like the tryhard tweets directed at sasha grey



lol do people actually try to chat up sasha grey on the internet. i love the world

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Mike Nelson here.
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alexandra grey would seem like a good friend to have

she's probably lived more lives than most of us here combined
#20
penitent
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i wouldnt really call them romance posts, romance implies that i have the capacity to actually love anyone other than myself
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deadken posted:
i thought i fell in love in mexico but now i think it was just because i hadnt talked a white girl with a plummy north london accent who likes books and ketamine in like seven months and i was just nostalgic



I hate that accent. There’s so many little inflections and signifiers of class and status in the British accent and I know they can’t help it but it’s just irritating.

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deadken posted:

Groulxsmith posted:

deadken posted:
i thought i fell in love in mexico but now i think it was just because i hadnt talked a white girl with a plummy north london accent who likes books and ketamine in like seven months and i was just nostalgic

sometimes your romance posts look like the tryhard tweets directed at sasha grey

lol do people actually try to chat up sasha grey on the internet. i love the world


tweets at porn stars are really funny, and obviously her fans are the funniest. i saw the seventh seal on netflix last night, like you mentioned... very intellectual. when will we see you gurgling cum while shoved into a toilet next, hun

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i love 'alt' girls but now im moving to a neighborhood with 'etsy' girls
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penitent
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Ironicwarcriminal posted:

deadken posted:
i thought i fell in love in mexico but now i think it was just because i hadnt talked a white girl with a plummy north london accent who likes books and ketamine in like seven months and i was just nostalgic

I hate that accent. There’s so many little inflections and signifiers of class and status in the British accent and I know they can’t help it but it’s just irritating.



i love it, the best thing is talking in an inner city working class accent but with just enough of those little inflections that its obvious youre being ironic....i am a Class Cultural Parasite and i am not afraid

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what the hell is an etsy girl
#26
penitent
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most of my girlfriends have been notting hill-ish middle class intellectual druggies, i love those girls but they will probably not survive the revolution
#27
penitent
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there arent really any hipster chicks at ucla, i shoulda gone to a small liberal arts college but none of them have an exchange programme
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you're so bourgeois Ken.

Tory peer in 25 years, calling it now
#29
Goldgelbes Löwenäffchen
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Ironicwarcriminal posted:
I just realized that any possible insight, comment or joke I could make about this human would be rooted in a noxious collision between ancient patriarchy and the empty ironies of hyper-modernity.

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lol there is literally no way i could ever become a tory peer
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penitent
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if i could i would do it instantly and use my newfound position of aristocracy to be crass and offensive basically constantly
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deadken posted:
lol there is literally no way i could ever become a tory peer



Those guys have more skeletons in their closet than you. Open drug use isn’t admired, sure. But you’re kidding yourself if you don’t think half the house of lords are spending nights gangbanging Eritrean rent-boys

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lol yeah no doubt its just that the kind of poor life decisions necessary to one day become a tory peer are different from the poor decisions i made. going to oxbridge for instance
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penitent
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wanting to fuck girls slightly posher than you is labour peer material, maybe
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the fact that there is such a thing as a labour peer is hilarious and depressing
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Haha fair call. I remember on CommentIsFree when there would be opinion pieces lamenting inequality and lack of class mobility in Britain, people would post a massive list of all the Guardian contributors and where they went to school and university (take a guess).

The moderators deleted it every time.
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deadken posted:
lol do people actually try to chat up sasha grey on the internet. i love the world


sasha tried to flert with me on twitter:

@poopbaron hi did you see my latest one?


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penitent
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apparently uk politics is all about pasties now though? goddamnmit guys. just.... goddamnit
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penitent
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Burritogate.
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deadken posted:
there arent really any hipster chicks at ucla,



lol