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aerdil posted:

goddammit i literally jusy sat down to skim through the latest baffler and bam a fucking sam kriss article. shit is becoming inescapable.



baffled again!!

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"the latest baffler" is what aerdil calls this month's issue of "highlights for children"
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YUNG JIRO AKA SHOWA STUNNA AKA
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*battle ravaged, clutching shoulder, panting heavily*

Baffled... again..
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Kurdt
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i want to see the article in the biffler
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So Biff wants to read the Baff
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http://www.rhizzone.net/article/2014/05/01/baffler-editorial-board/

palafox posted:

They delve deeper into the onscreen saturnalia out of boredom and the rhizzone is rewarded with non-federal pageviews. A grown adult who is convinced that his ability to function at the most basic level in the weight room will make him "more revolutionary," ineffectively embodying the workout montage in his private superhero's tragic backstory, who may in fact be relatively correct given the anomic immobility of much of the forum. An actual lackey of the state who comforts himself with the trappings of bygone eras in a cargo-cult attempt to imbue himself with distinction from his peers. He lives in isolation and must work tirelessly to incarcerate the poverty-stricken in his district. Dreams of global male castration that frantically demand to be taken seriously, that crave validation but above all obsessively crave human contact, jut against fears of female rapist boogeymen enveloping a pile of helpless microphalli. Depressives crosstalk the manic, who then trade places. Each poster's personal disgusting horror becomes catchphrased grist for the collective mill. Cucked by swedes, enveloped in nonsense syllables, affectations swarm upon each other and pathologies breed together. Every poster a transgressive revolutionary of interior life, yet another screenbound occasional bookreader outside of it. "god, i love these POSTS" purrs the editor, still sticky from prior pleasures, excited for new diversions. a way out from the assembled array of frivolous cloaked incompetents with a second array of invalid just-as-incompetents. "what they need is a contest for a subscription to my vanity pile of shit."

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did anyone actually win a subscription from that or was it a fake contest
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shriekingviolet posted:

http://www.rhizzone.net/article/2014/05/01/baffler-editorial-board/

palafox posted:

They delve deeper into the onscreen saturnalia out of boredom and the rhizzone is rewarded with non-federal pageviews. A grown adult who is convinced that his ability to function at the most basic level in the weight room will make him "more revolutionary," ineffectively embodying the workout montage in his private superhero's tragic backstory, who may in fact be relatively correct given the anomic immobility of much of the forum. An actual lackey of the state who comforts himself with the trappings of bygone eras in a cargo-cult attempt to imbue himself with distinction from his peers. He lives in isolation and must work tirelessly to incarcerate the poverty-stricken in his district. Dreams of global male castration that frantically demand to be taken seriously, that crave validation but above all obsessively crave human contact, jut against fears of female rapist boogeymen enveloping a pile of helpless microphalli. Depressives crosstalk the manic, who then trade places. Each poster's personal disgusting horror becomes catchphrased grist for the collective mill. Cucked by swedes, enveloped in nonsense syllables, affectations swarm upon each other and pathologies breed together. Every poster a transgressive revolutionary of interior life, yet another screenbound occasional bookreader outside of it. "god, i love these POSTS" purrs the editor, still sticky from prior pleasures, excited for new diversions. a way out from the assembled array of frivolous cloaked incompetents with a second array of invalid just-as-incompetents. "what they need is a contest for a subscription to my vanity pile of shit."


rip

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That was me, right? I am the poster, the grown adult who believes my ability to function at the most basic level in the weight room will make me more revolutionary.

Thank you for your support.
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ilmdge posted:

ken what would you do if you got a publicist one day and the publicist was like "hmm youre gonna have to unfollow FailAidsHitler if you want to be taken seirously," would you betray FailAidsHitler or overrule the publicist


what da f`cky

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ilmdge posted:

ilmdge posted:

ken what would you do if you got a publicist one day and the publicist was like "hmm youre gonna have to unfollow FailAidsHitler if you want to be taken seirously," would you betray FailAidsHitler or overrule the publicist

what da f`cky


come fight me Connor. out behind the smoking fence, 3:30.

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AHM LOOKEENG FOR TWITTER USER CONNOR
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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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sam "the piss miss" kriss seems to think that people are saying nyo god~ and repeating scientific fact too much, which seems like an odd thing to complain about and not in my shared experience. but maybe i just think that because i'm a Pisces
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Goatstein fell out of a hot air balloon into the Euphrates. ( Also, his big head was the hot air balloon. )
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like all postmodernists, the piss miss has an antipathy to objective reality, and becomes quite annoyed at reminders that it exists and he cannot psionically reconstruct its quicksilver structure by force of contrarian takes on batman
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I would've said capitalism
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you are playing into his game tpaine. sam "deadken" kriss, under the layers of irony, does not deny that religion is false. he simply thinks that the insistence on pointing this out is annoying and superior and pedantic because everybody except some irrelevant rubes off somewhere understands that religion is false. this is his personal bubble talking and should he venture into america more than 20 miles from downtown nyc he would find that the people professing the opposite opinions are not doing it ironically
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Must remember that you need an artistic, subjective reference point for society's perspective lest you end up creating a "slave morality" by giving your citizens a paint-by-numbers series of steps to follow through their pointless existences, please see A Song of Genealogy and Morals by Friedrich R. R. Nietzsche as well as Pex's first Thunderdome essay for reference.
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Poronto
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•telling a student who brought coffee to class, “Get that f--king thing out of here”

•branding one student a “bloody pedophile”

•telling a pupil, “I have never said this to a student before but f--k you”

•telling her class, “It’s debate, not masturbate”

•quipping, “You mean a bribe? I’d be able to s--t for a week ’cause of all that fiber,” after the student offered to buy her muffins in exchange for a passing grade

•declaring in class that one female student looks like a frumpy old lady today

It’s not Green-Johnson’s first time in front of the discipline committee. She was suspended in January 2016 after pleading no contest to complaints from 2012, including one incident in which she told a male student, “So you like it from behind?” after she witnessed him wrestling another boy outside her classroom



that teachers cool

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sam kriss appears to have come to america to resolve a legal issue. we've reached peak sam kriss
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le_nelson_mandela_face posted:

dubstep



dubstep is good, talk shit at your own risk wub wub

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important message to those who dare insult dubstep:

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woah, come fight me kcnaofficial,
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Dubstep is great. droppin some molly rn, hope its the real stuff. Ron Paul 1776

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UNUSUALY COOL
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deadken lives
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he did it
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/02/magazine/letter-of-recommendation-the-nakagin-capsule-tower.html?_r=1
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i see how it is
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next article: the sad decline of MGS:V, pachinco machines, and what that can tell us about why socialism and capitalism have failed us
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lgp got owned but i think thats actually a selfown because people familiar with lgp wife lore will realize sam is suggesting hes got a certain micro type of goods