newt posted:
what up newt?
Anyway... I went home with a girl i had met that night, but nothing happened apparently because i just passed the fuck out as soon as i hit her couch.
Woke up with and had coffee with her. we're gonna catch another concert tonight.
life is good at the moment.
i haven't played checkers in ages, but I'd be down for pushing some square dancing.
whenever you do drugs, just listen to this on repeat for hours lmao
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpMit8SpqRA
girdles_gone_wild posted:
If you go to Shanghai, I might be able to hook you up with some work or point you in the right direction.
can u get me a job as a slave driver or one of those peopple who pours fluorescent green radio active waste into fresh water reservoirs
AmericanNazbro posted:
can u get me a job as a slave driver or one of those peopple who pours fluorescent green radio active waste into fresh water reservoirs
you should probably just take the plunge and join the military.
we (me, 2 coworkers, and the boss dude) were staying at this hotel for a seminar and the first night there, he got raging drunk and just started losing it. He kept ranting and going ape shit about chinese people, "yellow scum wankers", and how there was no place left in the world for the white man. One of my co-workers was like "dude... you need to get laid or something. chill out." Boss dude took this as great advice and went to a whore house. He came back like an hour later and was still raging and going ballistic. Coworker said maybe he should go back and try again. Boss dude went back to the brothel and came back and it was the same thing. He was drunk as fuck still and pissed off at the world. He went back a third to the brothel and came back and finally ended up passing out.
The next morning he woke up, "borrowed" like $3,000 from the company and then bought a one way ticket to the Philippines and that was the last anyone saw of him.
discipline posted:
lol I met this guy who lived in china for like 10 years and he was all like "wot? there's no sweatshops in china... everyone belongs to a union!"
Pro-PRC Laowai
Lykourgos posted:
china owns, I want to quit my job and go live there again
-Pro-PRC Laowai
but they really need to have a feminist/sexual revolution already
thirdplace posted:
the food in china is amazingly good
the majority of the food is total shit.
there are nice smelling parts where rich people live though, fortunately.
stay in those areas and alert the police if you see poors.
girdles_gone_wild posted:thirdplace posted:
the food in china is amazingly goodthe majority of the food is total shit.
you seem like a nice person, well meaning and generally decent. i'm sure it's at least fairly pleasant to be around you. but you're so fucking wrong here, so incorrect that you really deserve to have something sorta negative happen to you in return. not too awful, not hoping your parents die for your wrong opinions or anything, but something that'll put you in a bad mood for a half an hour or so... maybe someone should cut you off in traffic, or you could like stub your toe real bad. something around those lines. you're wrong
girdles_gone_wild posted:thirdplace posted:
the food in china is amazingly goodthe majority of the food is total shit.
lmao what the fuck
(That's what she said)