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bernie baby dies of sids

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/05/us/politics/bernie-baby-dies-of-sids.html
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The infant known as the Bernie Baby has died of SIDS.
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‘Bernie Baby’ Died of SIDS, Family Says
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rip
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hially you went to FAR
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man, thought i read that bernie's campaign died because of SDS. one can only dream
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well that's depressing. what a depressing thread
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Can you go to hell for being bernie baby?
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bern baby bern
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this thread is going by fast and i have yet to come up with something fucked up to say about these parents whose baby just died
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Lol, your infant meme's brain melted because you lacquered synthetic polar bear hide to
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sanders immune deficiency syndrome.. baby got too close for comfort
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it was actually a young vin diesel as a mouse crawled over his upper lip
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BERNIE BABY DEFEATS SIDS
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we left him in the crib for a nap...no he just looked to cute to take it off him...he was too hot to cry but he cooled down in the car...and the glasses looked great. really great. we got a lot of followers. welp i guess he died of an unavoidable condition
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jesus, at least the victims of child beauty pageants can overcome their eventual body disorders through anorexia. this kid is one of the lucky ones.
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the baby died from wearing the costume. sick. this is like those vegans who are surprised when their baby dies after three weeks of eating eucalyptus bark.
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Can we just not? Can we? Just this one time? Just, not? Can we not?
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Facing certain defeat in his quest for the bloodstained throne of the fifty kingdoms, Bernie turned to the most vile of blood magic and sacrificed his own infant clone in hopes that the nameless Dark Zionist Elders would bless his zeal and faith with victory.

But there are no gods, and his cries to all the heavens and hells were never heard, except by one shadowy figure lurking nearby, who fingered the hilt of the katana strapped behind her well tailored pantsuit, before her lizard tongue flicked between her serrated teeth and she skittered away, knowing her foe to be vanquished and preferring to savor the struggles of the helpless for later.
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sids isnt as funy as aids but itll do
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MarxUltor posted:

Facing certain defeat in his quest for the bloodstained throne of the fifty kingdoms, Bernie turned to the most vile of blood magic and sacrificed his own infant clone in hopes that the nameless Dark Zionist Elders would bless his zeal and faith with victory.

But there are no gods, and his cries to all the heavens and hells were never heard, except by one shadowy figure lurking nearby, who fingered the hilt of the katana strapped behind her well tailored pantsuit, before her lizard tongue flicked between her serrated teeth and she skittered away, knowing her foe to be vanquished and preferring to savor the struggles of the helpless for later.



But there are no gods, and his cries to all the heavens and hells were never heard, except by one shadowy figure lurking nearby. "I saw what you did," says the black man, "and now you're gonna get what's coming to you".

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Themselves posted:

man, thought i read that bernie's campaign died because of SDS. one can only dream

needs more love

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one henry vote is worth like 5 to me, so its all good.

remember the maine,

themselves