#481

accidentally buying some alcohol free beer in the haze of an ultra packed supermarket


accidentally buying some alcohol free beer in the haze of an ultra packed supermarket


accidentally buying some alcohol free beer in the haze of an ultra packed supermarket


accidentally buying some alcohol free beer in the haze of an ultra packed supermarket


accidentally buying some alcohol free beer in the haze of an ultra packed supermarket
#482
just realized im going to spend the rest of my life comparing the calendar year to my visual acuity, a race i am starting at a significant but not insurmountable disadvantage
#483
been biting my fingernails a lot more recently, getting real bad at this point
#484
have you tried holding a can of beer in each hand
#485
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#486
#487
having some strange esophageal issues lately that the doctors have a strong suspicion is caused and/or exacerbated by alcohol

now I have a great reason to dmtd and a new exotic means to do it
#488
you might have to stop drinking in order to keep drinking, a fiendish puzzle
#489
just get alcohol enemas
#490
pro: easier to dytd
con:
#491
#492
In 2021 you, the drinker, must take a bold step and give yourself auto-brewery syndrome.
#493

sovnarkoman posted:



Oh it's this guy. The guy who wrote this is an amazingly shit type of guy and exactly what you'd imagine, a sweaty egg-shaped cosplay beardo who took up mixology and is still haplessly waiting for all the cool friends it was sure to make him in college

#494
I love that he specifies his fantasy-Obama drinks Hendrick's gin, the gin that costs more than you need to spend to get a nice gin but isn't proportionally nicer.
#495
getting nice on some frankness
#496

Flying_horse_in_saudi_arabia posted:

I love that he specifies his fantasy-Obama drinks Hendrick's gin,


i HATE this

#497

sovnarkoman posted:


still laughing at this 2004 maddox post

#498




cozy up, it's hot cocoa w/ jameson time
#499
i forget which thread i post curling (the official sport of DYTD) stuff in so

#500
IT'S TOO DARN HOT

#501
this state law against alcohol sales on easter sunday is a violation of the first and eighth amendments and probably the geneva convention as well as the u.n. declaration on human rights
#502
thers some folks putting a new roof on a house a few doors down theyve been at it all day w their loud af air compressor and now i have to work all night on three hrs sleep. great reason to dmtd tomorrow morning
#503
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/532636044336562196/860287458184921088/MOV_20210701_1534225.mp4



my watermelon is fermenting. very quickly
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#505
erdoğancat
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#508
wrong thread
#509
if you never stop drinking, no post in this thread is Wrong Thread......
#510

liceo posted:

wrong thread


this is a great reason to dytd

#511
drinking vermouth in the wrong thread
#512

liceo posted:

drinking vermouth in the wrong thread


last week i had a bunch of herb plants damaged by a hailstorm so I scrounged up all the broken and torn bits and made an olive oil cake with rosemary and sage in the batter, topped it with vermouth frosting. it ruled

#513
that sounds great. i hope we get a hailstorm where i live
#514

ζ‹›η‘€ posted:

that sounds great. i hope we get a hailstorm where i live


I got absolutely pummeled while dragging my planters to shelter, do not recommend.

#515
cute basil
#516
why is this whole world so corrupt, impotent, or unreliable that no one has yet managed to destroy this fucking country
#517
The tragedy was the mongol empire, the settler empire is the farce.
#518

saw someone on the tram wearing this t-shirt yesterday. to salt the wound, he had apparently procreated at least two times. needless to say, i drank myself to death.
#519
waking up before 9am for the first time in three months
#520