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just realized im going to spend the rest of my life comparing the calendar year to my visual acuity, a race i am starting at a significant but not insurmountable disadvantage
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#484
lies half the time
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have you tried holding a can of beer in each hand
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having some strange esophageal issues lately that the doctors have a strong suspicion is caused and/or exacerbated by alcohol

now I have a great reason to dmtd and a new exotic means to do it
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you might have to stop drinking in order to keep drinking, a fiendish puzzle
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just get alcohol enemas
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pro: easier to dytd
con:
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#492
UNUSUALY COOL
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In 2021 you, the drinker, must take a bold step and give yourself auto-brewery syndrome.
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UNUSUALY COOL
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sovnarkoman posted:



Oh it's this guy. The guy who wrote this is an amazingly shit type of guy and exactly what you'd imagine, a sweaty egg-shaped cosplay beardo who took up mixology and is still haplessly waiting for all the cool friends it was sure to make him in college

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I love that he specifies his fantasy-Obama drinks Hendrick's gin, the gin that costs more than you need to spend to get a nice gin but isn't proportionally nicer.
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getting nice on some frankness
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Flying_horse_in_saudi_arabia posted:

I love that he specifies his fantasy-Obama drinks Hendrick's gin,


i HATE this

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sovnarkoman posted:


still laughing at this 2004 maddox post

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cozy up, it's hot cocoa w/ jameson time
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i forget which thread i post curling (the official sport of DYTD) stuff in so

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IT'S TOO DARN HOT

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this state law against alcohol sales on easter sunday is a violation of the first and eighth amendments and probably the geneva convention as well as the u.n. declaration on human rights
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thers some folks putting a new roof on a house a few doors down theyve been at it all day w their loud af air compressor and now i have to work all night on three hrs sleep. great reason to dmtd tomorrow morning
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/532636044336562196/860287458184921088/MOV_20210701_1534225.mp4



my watermelon is fermenting. very quickly
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erdoğancat
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#509
UNUSUALY COOL
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if you never stop drinking, no post in this thread is Wrong Thread......
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liceo posted:

wrong thread


this is a great reason to dytd

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liceo posted:

drinking vermouth in the wrong thread


last week i had a bunch of herb plants damaged by a hailstorm so I scrounged up all the broken and torn bits and made an olive oil cake with rosemary and sage in the batter, topped it with vermouth frosting. it ruled

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that sounds great. i hope we get a hailstorm where i live
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招瑤 posted:

that sounds great. i hope we get a hailstorm where i live


I got absolutely pummeled while dragging my planters to shelter, do not recommend.

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cute basil
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why is this whole world so corrupt, impotent, or unreliable that no one has yet managed to destroy this fucking country
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The tragedy was the mongol empire, the settler empire is the farce.
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