#41

tpaine posted:

i didn't read "during" at first and i thought ilmagringus was urging goat and his wife to live long enough to raise the baby. narf!


same. here's hoping you live to see your child

#42
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#43
bippy.
#44
all of the names in this thread are good
#45
#46

Crow posted:

bippy.


#47
i considered asking my wife if it's a girl could we name her Samantha Christine but there's the real chance she would like it and i would be nerding my entire genetic line forever and that's a heady burden
#48
if its a boy, gordon freeman. if its a girl, gordon freeman.
#49

le_nelson_mandela_face posted:

i considered asking my wife if it's a girl could we name her Samantha Christine but there's the real chance she would like it and i would be nerding my entire genetic line forever and that's a heady burden

this is a joke about sam kriss right. Just want to double check.

#50
yase.
#51
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#52
lol. this world rules so hard.
#53
luckily i already had the tpaine talk with my wife. she at least pretended to listen, i think, which was polite
#54

le_nelson_mandela_face posted:

i considered asking my wife if it's a girl could we name her Samantha Christine but there's the real chance she would like it and i would be nerding my entire genetic line forever and that's a heady burden



glad i didnt do THIS lol

#55
pretend 2nd daughter: dad why am i named samantha christine
me: well honey let me tell you about a youtuber who went alt right after he touched a booby,
#56
my brother and his wife are gunna name my nephew after a classmate i traded handjobs with in sixth grade bc they think the name sounds nice

*sun ra voice* if they only knew what great jokes God has played on humanity yes
#57
never name your child after anyone, thus, sexcopter
#58
Its time to admit that Tpaine impregnated all of our wives