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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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Hoping for a boy this time. Her mother tells her it's a good time, the year of the goat. I went "heh" irl. What should I name it
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Kurdt
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owned
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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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gyrofry posted:

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Totes

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Mike Nelson here.
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Name your son Moammar.
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sexcopter
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Isis for a girl, Isil for a boy
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Biff Tanner
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Ap Lant
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chickeon
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Adolf Hitler
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Dave Fuck if it's a boy, Lisa Fuckshit if it's a girl
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Kurdt
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enver or minnow
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n/m

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it would be great to have a stable life / family and not having to worry about so much stuff, including waiting an eternity to finally start living. im jealous.
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Cumdumpster Goebbels
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Poronto
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Parikshit
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Dont Mess With Sucess
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le_nelson_mandela_face posted:

What should I name it

That depends. What is your daughter's full name?

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Poronto
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i have an awkward bookish cousin called parikshit. He's in junior high
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Congrats. Is your mother-in-law into confinement and all the yin yang hot/cold stuff? What a nightmare that month is.
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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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swampman posted:

le_nelson_mandela_face posted:

What should I name it

That depends. What is your daughter's full name?



Lily Booz-Allen Hamilton Samuel Kriss Goatstein

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Max Avalanche
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Mike Nelson here.
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goat how are your finances. i mean there's a another baby-sized hole blown out of your checkbook right there. doesn't have to be that way. judging by news reports, trafficking in women is the largest industry in the world. if you don't get your heir then maybe get a mulligan by selling the baby. or the older one if she's giving you trouble. hell, or both, really, if you want to blank the slate.
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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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Nice sales pitch get fiscal
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Jeb Lund
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Poronto
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Gerald Gerald Gerald Gerald Gerald Gerald Gerald Gerald Gerald Gerald Gerald Gerald Gerald Gerald Gerald Gerald Gerald Gerald Gerald Gerald Gerald Gerald Gerald Gerald Gerald Gerald Chunks
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I'm retiring the Keven identity so I will NOT suggest that you name the child Keven. Instead consider James, Squanto, or Dragon Master.
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Dont Mess With Sucess
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P. P. P. Winkler PhD
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Dont Mess With Sucess
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Bababooey Howard Stern's Penis
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Dont Mess With Sucess
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Retrexehekamestaraminaphenoplaphyogram
Sayonara Sucker
Gelardine

If the baby turns out to be Asian, I dont know what name to suggest.

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Kennedy: the true third gender
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mean mewy
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i don't have any ideas for names, but congratulations
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fuck you and fuck your unborn child :metal:
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great parody everyone of those painful child naming threads in old gbs. my vote is for fuckwrench mcnorris. my other vote is for epic stalin
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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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Epic Stalin is too traditional
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you could name your kid drew after me and it could still choose its gender as it pleases
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mt.real
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I wrote a post, but deleted it after I realized all posts after isis/isil are redundant itt
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Online
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coongratulations goatstein. im counting on you to live post during the birth.
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