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hey t-pizz dya see this:
http://www.webofmimicry.com/store/product_info.php?cPath=24&products_id=113
my least favorite of the sub-bands, but hopefully it'll be better than book of souls
http://www.webofmimicry.com/store/product_info.php?cPath=24&products_id=113
my least favorite of the sub-bands, but hopefully it'll be better than book of souls
Hey all, big Rhizzone fan here, been writing some fan fiction lately that I think really captures the struggle of socialists living the contradictory lives of 1st world parasites and brilliant revolutionaries. I hope everyone can relate and maybe even feel a little more human by the end.
Two friends are taking an epic road trip into the frozen wastes of the Canadian planes, cruising down an empty highway in their barely running Ford Escort
Get Fiscal: Golly it sure is great of Wal-Mart to let their star assistant manager from Tallahassee go on a sabbatical with his best friend to explore the majesty of the Canadian country side!
T-Paine: This isn't a fucking vacation! I can't ever go back there or the FBI and RascalĀ® Scooter Corp will have my head after what I did to that vet and his family.
Get Fiscal: Bippy!
Tpaine: Pipe down with that god damn jungle music! Now put in this yes cd and crank those meaningful lyrics!
Yes CD: *unintelligible*
Two friends are taking an epic road trip into the frozen wastes of the Canadian planes, cruising down an empty highway in their barely running Ford Escort
Get Fiscal: Golly it sure is great of Wal-Mart to let their star assistant manager from Tallahassee go on a sabbatical with his best friend to explore the majesty of the Canadian country side!
T-Paine: This isn't a fucking vacation! I can't ever go back there or the FBI and RascalĀ® Scooter Corp will have my head after what I did to that vet and his family.
Get Fiscal: Bippy!
Tpaine: Pipe down with that god damn jungle music! Now put in this yes cd and crank those meaningful lyrics!
Yes CD: *unintelligible*
i would unironically read a webcomic like achewood but about lf posters
baby bishie bolsheviks: the next generation
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tpaine
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It's time for the top things Tpaine said today
10. "Are you talking to me? Excuse me? Hello, miss? Excuse me? Were you just talking to me a second ago? No? Okay, I wasn't sure. Thank you!"
9. "I just have to keep reminding myself, it's only a fungus."
8. "Hey mom, is this supposed to be floating? It's never floated before"
7. "I did it. I drank all the cans."
6. "Screee-yiiaaaatch?!" (a record scratch sound effect)
5. "Remember 1997? I don't!"
4. "It's time for a politician to actually. freaking. step. up."
3. "Extra eggs."
2. "Can you hurry it up? I didn't know it would take fifteen freaking minutes just to cut hair."
1. "Adoption isn't a fair word for it... that implies some kind of legality... or oversight on what they were doing... they just took me... and used me. For a while it was wildly fashionable to have a 9 year old in tow, 9 or 10, but they... after a couple years of chic accessorizing, they began to rely on me like a bad joke, told too often... The worst, the last, was at the cotillion out on Heidi Frobisher's estate... I was 13 by then, stifling in my hideous, rigid, alligator skin suit with an idiotic cartoon mustache on, first zits establishing a bold colony on my lip, tied to - okay, leashed, basically, to my mother's handbag, and all these beautiful teenage women... all sixteen to eighteen, all trying to their laughter at the scaly, sweaty little Mario Brother attempting to vanish behind a tacky little hump of rhododendrons. It had an impact on me."
10. "Are you talking to me? Excuse me? Hello, miss? Excuse me? Were you just talking to me a second ago? No? Okay, I wasn't sure. Thank you!"
9. "I just have to keep reminding myself, it's only a fungus."
8. "Hey mom, is this supposed to be floating? It's never floated before"
7. "I did it. I drank all the cans."
6. "Screee-yiiaaaatch?!" (a record scratch sound effect)
5. "Remember 1997? I don't!"
4. "It's time for a politician to actually. freaking. step. up."
3. "Extra eggs."
2. "Can you hurry it up? I didn't know it would take fifteen freaking minutes just to cut hair."
1. "Adoption isn't a fair word for it... that implies some kind of legality... or oversight on what they were doing... they just took me... and used me. For a while it was wildly fashionable to have a 9 year old in tow, 9 or 10, but they... after a couple years of chic accessorizing, they began to rely on me like a bad joke, told too often... The worst, the last, was at the cotillion out on Heidi Frobisher's estate... I was 13 by then, stifling in my hideous, rigid, alligator skin suit with an idiotic cartoon mustache on, first zits establishing a bold colony on my lip, tied to - okay, leashed, basically, to my mother's handbag, and all these beautiful teenage women... all sixteen to eighteen, all trying to their laughter at the scaly, sweaty little Mario Brother attempting to vanish behind a tacky little hump of rhododendrons. It had an impact on me."
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conec posted:one of my fave videos ever.. :crying: i lubbie Aspen so much
damn this is fuckin me up. wow. damn.
yeah forreal... rest in peace lil mang
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Mobey is teh shit.
Its time for things tpaine said list
10. (unintelligible)
9. This huge frakking internet and no decent Anaconda torrents.
8-6. One meelion (ed. note - million) dollars!
5. Yeah baby, yeah!
4. Ssssssssmokin'!
3. (In grocery store, noticing cauliflower) That's disgusting. People eat that? It's food? Look at what it looks like! Gross! What is this? What do you call this? Hey you! Hey! Hey! Hey you there! Yeah! Hey what do you call this? What? That's not a - is that even a word? Colly - where are you going? Holy toledo I cannot believe this is food. Wow.
2. (speaking to cashier) Do you carry individual aspirin? No? Do you maybe have some aspirin in your car? Then could you ask over the intercom? I am not buying a whole freaking bottle for the one time a year I actually need this crap. Who is your manager?
1. It's a different greatest hits album. "To Live and Die in LA" isn't on this CD. Go back and get the right one.
10. (unintelligible)
9. This huge frakking internet and no decent Anaconda torrents.
8-6. One meelion (ed. note - million) dollars!
5. Yeah baby, yeah!
4. Ssssssssmokin'!
3. (In grocery store, noticing cauliflower) That's disgusting. People eat that? It's food? Look at what it looks like! Gross! What is this? What do you call this? Hey you! Hey! Hey! Hey you there! Yeah! Hey what do you call this? What? That's not a - is that even a word? Colly - where are you going? Holy toledo I cannot believe this is food. Wow.
2. (speaking to cashier) Do you carry individual aspirin? No? Do you maybe have some aspirin in your car? Then could you ask over the intercom? I am not buying a whole freaking bottle for the one time a year I actually need this crap. Who is your manager?
1. It's a different greatest hits album. "To Live and Die in LA" isn't on this CD. Go back and get the right one.
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(in mgs3 "the pain" voice) TEEEEE PAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNE
tpaine listen to this
al franken got a taste of the ruling class and went full opportunist
throw the ring into the fire al!!!
throw the ring into the fire al!!!
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haha, classic
Very nice
tpaine explain yourself
Area Man Apprehended For Exercising