#1
Post rating: +
Well yesterday I was jacking into NetLand with my shiny new GooglePlex SpinalTether (ok listen I realize this outs me as a tech who can afford the newest HW, but remember I got lucky w/ some memes a few months ago & what else am I goin' to spend coin on?), and I flew off to the Capital to pick up some new apps when who do I see strollin' out of one of those hip new cyberclubs for yuppie NSA narcs? Motherfuckin' FatTom. He was trying to use a pseudonymizer to scramble his ip but i can spot his bloated swagger anywhere from the most locked-down Apple vistas to the least secure hacked-up patched-together Chan-scape. fortunately i hacked together a new Facade myself awhile ago that has proved to be pretty hard to see through (it shunts through at least thirty different servers) & began following him. He waddles through a servernode to zap himself over to our general playground, the RevNet farms, and begins winding his way past JacobinTown and LeninsTomb over to the cyberslums we call home at the rhizzone. Yes ladies, gentlemen, otherkin, I see this hulking visage, dolled up in the latest Corpofashion, duck into an alleyway and out comes the PapaFinland we all know and don't love. and faster than a buzzfeed meme hes in our abode agitating against the System w/ the rest of us. i always had a suspicion this fucker was 0b110010 (heh a lil' binary humor there for ya guys), and after this incontrovertible proof i think it's time to serve up a nasty little spike next time he logs into our node.
#2
Post rating: ~
"Capital"
"Bookworld"
"Rasenni"