ilmdge posted:You should pick some names from the list below, I know I will:
Tom
Clarence
Donald
Marjorie
Joel
Khammy
Bippy.
Name it sexcopter
if i have a girl: anathema, chimera, aporia, heroin
if a son: Double Hitler
if a son: Double Hitler
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much like their religion or gender, my children will be able to choose their own name
Zezozose Zadfrack Glutz
when they reach adulthood the cohousing community I'm a part of will convene a borderline inedible vegan pizza potluck (is this sweet potato? what the fuc?) and decide who the child resembles, the events that surrounded his/her birth, which among the childs early experiences were significant, etc, and come to a descriptive, meaningful name based on one or any number of those communally-decided significant criteria. Port-Wine-Stain-Smells-Like-Patchouli, His Tomatoes Are REally Organic, They-Fear-Even-His-Utilicycle, Hit-Head-On-Side-Of-Kiddie-Pool-During-Grotesquely-Unhygenic-Home-Birth, Son of Drinks-own-Piss
Boy: Goku
Girl: Double Goku
Girl: Double Goku
the 'homies' series except its 'mommies'
dank_xiaopeng posted:i like old namesfor boys:
roscoe, jeb, jonah, hiram, silas
and plant names for girls:
rosemary, fern, lily, ivy, daisy, etc
my cat's name is roscoe
Laughable Xhosa Girl-Wallington
my name is drew and the word drew is arguable 800-900 years old so i think its pretty old school even if people werent actually named that until much more recently
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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:my name is drew and the word drew is arguable 800-900 years old so i think its pretty old school even if people werent actually named that until much more recently
are you actually named "drew" and not "andrew"?
i know someone who's full name is "bob"
my name's andrew it means very manly in greek or somethin
thanks for not naming me spencer mommy
thanks for not naming me spencer mommy
lolling at the social climbers itt tryin to edge into the zzone first name krew
Shut up Jodie
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dont believe her. she is true liar
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conec posted:my name is connie
your zzone name is zooey
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zooey isnt a name, its an animal collection descriptor
it runs all the way from virgin wilderness thru game reserves, safari parks etc to victorian monstrosities involving hippos who die of sunburn in bare waterless cages
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c_man posted:re you actually named "drew" and not "andrew"?
ya its just drew
whoa
Its actually Droo, in my phone, dude
You!
does anyone remember superabound
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whoa a bbt post that doesn't reference "blackface for nerds"
i like and miss SuperAbound
rip
superaboud..
Im so proud of my son, Superbound, of turning into a great post ing man
i feel like he is still with us.
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