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http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00I0B0Q8W

Seems like the Rhizzone is a burgeoning writer's workship what with you first publishing several books, and now me! Are we the only two published authors here? I know Dead Ken is a "writer" but not having published a book, I'm not sure how far actual authors like me and you would go towards calling that sort of amateur a true writer.

I know it seems like I'm talking directly to Impper here and I probably should have just sent him a private message but that's actually deliberate. By ignoring everyone else I establish my alpha male position vis-a-vis the rest of the people reading this thread who obviously have not and will never publish a book in their lives.
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P.S. text to speech is enabled so you can masturbate while the book continues reading
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congrats, op. be sure to remember your friends at the rhizz' when you make it to the top
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I don't read sex books but I wish you well.
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i don't read them either. i devour them.
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im writing a novel AND starting a magazine
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redken, labour party supporter, can i be your token tory
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discipline posted:

ken can I work at your magazine



we're gonna go public w/ our mission statement soon so write something for us?

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its v TheoryBro though so no discussion of the State Of The Left
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is the mission statement kill everyone now? because if not i will have to start carrying out terrorists attacks against your writers / "journalists"
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that said like 70% of the people i've made promise to contribute are women
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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

is the mission statement kill everyone now? because if not i will have to start carrying out terrorists attacks against your writers / "journalists"



it will kill everyone, now

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getfiscal posted:

redken, labour party supporter, can i be your token tory



no. this is a pro-ed miliband publication

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There's only room for one rape book in this here rhizzone, op
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we're gonna be Bigger Than Jacobin
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congradulations, on your book.
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if you get those women to do your work for you at least pay them a living wage please.
#21
we want to pay all writers past our 1st issue if we get enough subscribers
#22
as someone who writes for a living (mostly) i feel very strongly that Writers Should Get Paid
#23
what about interns?
#24
make your top feature an interview with tony benn on 'the politics of the possible'
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i don't think you understand fringus. this will be a strictly ontological magazine, devoted to onto-philosophical questions, and national socialist politics will be taken as a given
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deadken posted:

i don't think you understand fringus. this will be a strictly ontological magazine, devoted to onto-philosophical questions, and national socialist politics will be taken as a given

ah so there will be peer review. good to hear.

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more like............................... BEER REVIEW
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Discipline regarding your question as to whether it's written for men or women it's literature sooooo.........
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Impper what's your opinion vis-a-vis writing for the New Yorker? Blase, or is it worth it just to get the exposure?
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deadken posted:

i don't think you understand fringus. this will be a strictly ontological magazine, devoted to onto-philosophical questions, and national socialist politics will be taken as a given

let me do the videogame reviews or is someone already doing that

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my wife wants to subscribe to your magazine ken can she have a free one
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littlegreenpills posted:

my wife wants to subscribe to your magazine ken can she have a free one



does your wife honestly read the forums?

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over my shoulder, just now
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hey lgps wife. whats good
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nice 'let