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roseweird posted:

VoxNihili posted:

legit funnier than 80% of the posts in this thread, friend roseweird



well be careful now you don't want to set your standards for yourself too high. but hey look you scored internet cuddlepoints from iwc who is "not antisemitic just not philosemitic"



haha i'd forgotten about that

i hope you had a fabulous xmas and NYE roseweird

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can internet cuddlepoints be redeemed for sex?
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fair point tho ay

did you have a good holiday season?
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Mike Nelson here.
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actually conec and roseweird are funnier than at least 80% of other posters (you know who you are). i've uploaded a document backing this up in the pdf sharing forum.
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Mike Nelson here.
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of course, there's more to life than being funny. you've got to have goals, and friendships, and a craft. my craft just happens to be blowing people's minds on message boards with bleeding edge humour.
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i hate girls!
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getfiscal posted:

my craft just happens to be blowing people's minds on message boards with bleeding edge humour.



o really, when are you going to start ?

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Ironicwarcriminal posted:

can internet cuddlepoints be redeemed for sex?



they can be redeemed for cuddles. get in line

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getfiscal posted:

of course, there's more to life than being funny. you've got to have goals, and friendships, and a craft. my craft just happens to be blowing people's minds on message boards with bleeding edge humour.



are you accepting any apprenticeships? asking for a friend...

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i will use it to purchase and free every captive orca as told in the stirring film "Blackfish"
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daddyholes posted:

i will use it to purchase and free every captive orca as told in the stirring film "Blackfish"



is that good netflix is recommending it to me

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political car tune
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TG posted:

is that good netflix is recommending it to me


SAME

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roseweird posted:

VoxNihili posted:

legit funnier than 80% of the posts in this thread, friend roseweird

well be careful now you don't want to set your standards for yourself too high. but hey look you scored internet cuddlepoints from iwc who is "not antisemitic just not philosemitic" with that one. yes it seems you are indeed cresting a fine career in the funny business just now



the best way to score points here is to post cat gifs, which really tells you everything you need to know about the humor here

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is it down the road, or across the street
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down the road, comrade. *turns to face camera* this is just of the many small ways that i help out my good friends here at the rhizzone
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in the door and up the stairs

i still need to go through these dumb heuristics when remembering simple things. never eat shredded wheat.
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maybe you're bourgeois scum
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*draws his katana*
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roseweird posted:

VoxNihili posted:

the best way to score points here is to post cat gifs, which really tells you everything you need to know about the humor here

no it leaves many questions unanswered. i'm still pretty confused about how it gets to be funny to say "haha guys i know let's use the walmart fortune to arm the nation's most deprived citizens in a genocidal crusade on one of the world's largest jewish population centers". i don't know, sorry, kind of a visceral image for me, maybe i'm just too sensitive.



the funny thing is that you managed to somehow make yourself an oppressed party in this joke

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new york? but.. but.. jews live there
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roseweird posted:

well that was actually in reference to the "pogrom" part, in my rephrasing of your joke it is assumed that any one who gives up the jews will be spared, so only jews pigs and worthless sympathizers would perish



those were separate jokes, rosie, and the pogrom thing was actually a shot at this forum and many users' unflinching support of revolutionary russia and willingness to overlook certain misdeeds. i can assure you that i do not support a genocide of the jewish people

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i forgive you for implying that i am an anti-semite, rosewood, i know there are some on this forum, so i understand your confusion
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in that case you are NOT forgiven
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roseweird posted:

no it leaves many questions unanswered. i'm still pretty confused about how it gets to be funny to say "haha guys i know let's use the walmart fortune to arm the nation's most deprived citizens in a genocidal crusade on one of the world's largest jewish population centers". i don't know, sorry, kind of a visceral image for me, maybe i'm just too sensitive.



who said what about Miami, FL now? lemme at em

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