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Dont Mess With Sucess
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4 out of 5 Doctors Agree You're Getting Old, And Are A Big Persyn Now Who Can Use The Potty All By Xherself Without Dad Having To Skype Your Dormroom To "Help You Push" Anymore
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Dont Mess With Sucess
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Wondering how to approach this thread? I'll accept stories of body parts that suddenly hurt a lot more than they used to, young supremacists debating old supremacists, and oral hygeine related groupons.
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Dont Mess With Sucess
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Some angry old guy came up to me on the corner while I was walking a dog, to tell me to make sure I clean up my dog's shit. Real close talker. I said "Hey could you do me a favor, and leave me alone" and he did but he was not happy about it. Old people
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while aging is unfortunate and inevitable, the one thing i shall take solace in is watching the slow unravelling of climate change alarmism and the discrediting of the charlatans, hacks and frauds who grew wealthy by selling unwarranted fear to the worlds people.
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i feel old but im 25.
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i cant wait to be old and die
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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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swampman posted:

Wondering how to approach this thread? I'll accept stories of body parts that suddenly hurt a lot more than they used to, young supremacists debating old supremacists, and oral hygeine related groupons.



ive been forced into early posting semi-retirement by a pinched nerve that keeps traveling back and forth from my hand to my elbow. i asked all my extended family to keep me in their prayers over thanksgiving, but it still wont go away. im at the end of my rope

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I recently got a Maybelline product that claims to slow down aging bc it has caffine in it. I guess the idea is that if you smear caffeine onto your body it slows down aging, even though caffeine is a stimulant (generally understood to speed you up).
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Superabound posted:

swampman posted:

Wondering how to approach this thread? I'll accept stories of body parts that suddenly hurt a lot more than they used to, young supremacists debating old supremacists, and oral hygeine related groupons.

ive been forced into early posting semi-retirement by a pinched nerve that keeps traveling back and forth from my hand to my elbow. i asked all my extended family to keep me in their prayers over thanksgiving, but it still wont go away. im at the end of my rope

Did you get carpal tunnel syndrome / repetitive stress injury from.. posting?

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Skylark posted:

I recently got a Maybelline product that claims to slow down aging bc it has caffine in it. I guess the idea is that if you smear caffeine onto your body it slows down aging, even though caffeine is a stimulant (generally understood to speed you up).

Well, you are looking at it backwards, because caffeine does not speed you up, rather it slows the perceived time, so you are able to see more time happening per unit time, and your brain is able to perform at a normal speed within smaller time parts, anyway the caffeine in your skin rather than brain, allows your skin to heal/regenerate at its current rate over an increased amount of present. rather than at the slightly slower speed, that it will regenerate in the near future, because of aging.

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swampman posted:

Did you get carpal tunnel syndrome / repetitive stress injury from.. posting?



i got it from shattering my wrist in high school while car surfing and then spending last week helping my brother move a ton of heavy furniture. and posting