Ironicwarcriminal posted:

and my truly astonishing spell of going 15 years without ever enjoying (thematically, aesthetically, comedically) an american comic strip continues

crikey

acephalousuniverse posted:

It sucks that I was drunk on the board for the first time in over a month and all I posted was this stupid thread and mediocre comic strip

not posting VICE content while intoxicated = a missed opportunity

conec posted:

leaning out window n shouting where my homies at... could invite a lot of {a lot the size of the steps leading to my door full of} potential homies to stand at {not "at" you cannot be "at" my door - waiting in single file line NEAR} my apt door as an applicant must apply in person etc must love dogs etc and what a "fox" diane lane the star of must love dogs is who else saw unfaithful w/ diane lane and richard gere its a movie for the despicable aging hornies out there and are u familiar w/ those quarter machine toys called homiez "the creator of the 1 3/4-inch-tall cartoonish toys, which are sold in gum ball machines, said Homies are caricatures of real people from Mexican American barrios, like the one near San Jose where he grew up. More than 1 million have been sold since they hit the market four months ago, a distributor says." (the la fucking times, 1999)

former city council member perez((LA)) spoke out against homiez in '99 "I find it very offensive and downright ignorant that David Gonzales feels he can relate to his little toys and the way they are dressed as being a big part of our culture bla blah blah bla ... To say that the toys don't represent violent gangsters, just authentic barrio life from the 1970s and 1980s, and then to say that was a more peaceful life than the present really tells me where his heart is. In his wallet!"

Haha.. really perez?

U were sentenced to a year in the big house almost a year ago for accepting 17k in bribe money from a fucker who wished to open a weed dispensary in town .. ? So do u mean to say that ur heart is not in your wallet as well? Just cos homiez hav on baggy clothes n such n not a fuck ass suit like u wear (wore, u are in a prison jumpsuit right now most likely) doesn`t mean anything u hater ok yes the depicted baggy clothing surely represented "something" {chicano chic, if u will}} and let`s not forget u were jealous of the homiez maker's success (i have decided u were envious).. they are cool miniatures and i will be sure to send u a letter before your release from the big house in january ,.. bie.

Heh.. and u will never be city organizer again.Haha ok i would have accepted the 17k too.. Weed dispensary,, Yes. 17k .,.. also Yes. Nah i wouldn`t have.. Lol.. come on.. Well u got fucked over by some bureaucrat boys and their hidden microphones.. u and ur boy got fucked up the ass by them so to speak - and they were just doing their jobs.. it is beautiful how that works ..! Ahh pardon me for insensitive language..

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Does this figurine look "violent"


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conec

haha i have an old collection of these stashed away somewhere, i also had a poster i used to keep track of the ones i still needed to get.

it's kinda funny the only "violent" one i can remember there being, the only one that had a gun, was a soldier guy kneeling in front of an American flag with his m16.

my aunt bought us this board game thing called "make-your-own-opoly" where you customize a monopoly board with whatever theme you want and name the properties + all the cards appropriately. naturally we made ours homie-opoly. 8 ball was I think one of my favorite characters to play as.

conec posted:

"haha i have an old collection of these stashed away somewhere, i also had a poster i used to keep track of the ones i still needed to get.

it's kinda funny the only "violent" one i can remember there being, the only one that had a gun, was a soldier guy kneeling in front of an American flag with his m16.

my aunt bought us this board game thing called "make-your-own-opoly" where you customize a monopoly board with whatever theme you want and name the properties + all the cards appropriately. naturally we made ours homie-opoly. 8 ball was I think one of my favorite characters to play as. "

f`ck.. ace.. so much pwnage .. tbh..
pick me out a couple of your cool homies if u do not mind and secure them to the underside of a surface on the children's playground nearest you .. tell me where it is i will fly out there or drive depending on distance if i fly i will have to take a cab out to that playground so hopefully it won`t be too difficult to find i do not want to inconvenience this person (cab driver) or really rack up my cab fare uhhh yes this is the best way to do this right now because i am not ready to give you my apt address quite yet this is maybe the second time we have `chitter~chatter-ed` but ya man so damb ace no lie

my sister n i had this game called dream phone where basically u hav this phone n ur calling around to all these boys trying to figure out which one of them likes you.. some of the boys know who likes u and they will either give u a hint as to who it is or they will rub it in ur face that they know.. u draw a card n get a number n dial it.. neway .. each boy has his own card u can see what they look like right

lol
well

there were certain boys that end up being the guy that likes u (o and btw its a race to figure out who ur secret admirers are) and they were guy u didn`t want to like u... i was too shy about boys n pretended they were all disgusting!! for all i know they probably all are disgusting!! but like.. one of them was named "Bob" so who the fuck wants "Bob" to like them.. bad name ! Sorry to any Bobs out there :^)
my sister thought this boy was the "hottest"
http://s3.hub.com/u/4906702_f260.jpg

uhh but there was 1 boy we really didn`t want to crush on us so she taped mag pic of leonardo dicaprio to his card jjajaja
uhh
http://puu.sh/5ox18.jpg this is guy

dexter from aspen extreme wannabe alert !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my name is Bob. its short for Bobert