#1
hello friends. in about seven years, according to the getfiscal timeline revealed in the bible code, i'll probably be rich (biotch) and moving to new york city (center of the universe boi) in order to live among my people (spiritual Jew). anyshizzle, we haven't had a new york thread in a while, so here's a new one to bump with the following information:

- according to stefan, which are the hottest nightclubs?

- what's a good price for a small boutique condo on manhattan? preferably i'd like to breathe in the wreckage of two commuter planes and some jenga towers every morning. it only needs to fit one person (forever alone, no fat jokes)

- do you have to be an american to serve as a democrat precinct captain? i want people to max out for the cause.

- what do you think goldman sachs' policy on genderqueers is? if i get a note from my doctor can i wear my bra outside my suit into work? no vanilla poster replies.

- is there some way we can network and create online buzz about new york to promote it as a hip place for the me generation?
#2
i hope you become rich enough to own property, become a slum lord and fall in love with a mousy hipster girl and make bad art films together. live the rhizzone dream, donald
#3

AmericanNazbro posted:

i hope you become rich enough to own property, become a slum lord and fall in love with a mousy hipster girl and make bad art films together. live the rhizzone dream, donald

that'd be cool as hell. i'm not really into lording over slums though, seems like a huge headache. i'd rather park my money into something boring and focus my attention on goon projects.

#4
i think this week i'm going to marathon "girls" by hbo and lena dunham, just to prove to myself that i'm dead inside enough to follow through on the plan laid before me by jon stewart in a dream
#5
me make website
#6
i hear you can get ANY kind of food at ANY time of day or night in new york city! there are people from ALL SORTs of countries and you can hear ALL SORTS of languages in new york city!! what an amazing place new york city must be!!!
#7
where did you get the focus statement from my 3rd grade paper on NYC?
#8
MEANhattan, new JERK!!!!!
#9
hmm... yeah.... i'm feeling like NYC might be played out. Maybe Ill buy a condo in Shanghai? "arigato, NYC"
#10

getfiscal posted:

AmericanNazbro posted:

i hope you become rich enough to own property, become a slum lord and fall in love with a mousy hipster girl and make bad art films together. live the rhizzone dream, donald

that'd be cool as hell. i'm not really into lording over slums though, seems like a huge headache. i'd rather park my money into something boring and focus my attention on goon projects.



well, ideally you pay someone to do the 'lording. lots of solid ny rhizzone contacts to choose from for that position!

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#12
Hahaha you pathetic squealing vermin will be super jealous when the enormous property bubble bursts and NYC will descemd into 1980s nightmare crime dystopia directed by a German whilst you all wrassle some sandwyrms & Dust mongrels in the barren bleak noir directed by a insane LA guru. Nosh off
#13
i wannae die and do a Beetlejoyce on NYC
#14
Kicke Out tHe Whites and take marriage of their Jewiest doe-eyed dottirs
#15
some seriously erronious thinking in there....Toronto is the New New York, New York is the new Paris....think about it
#16
I <3 New York AKA Nuevo Huegos AKA The Big Egg
#17

Ironicwarcriminal posted:

some seriously erronious thinking in there....Toronto is the New New York, New York is the new Paris....think about it



what is Berlin?

#18

SariBari posted:

Ironicwarcriminal posted:

some seriously erronious thinking in there....Toronto is the New New York, New York is the new Paris....think about it



what is Berlin?



Berlin is the new London: a centre of traditional political power and cultural influence whose soul (especially the historically and socially unique Eastern districts in each city) is being squeezed from it's bones by an unstoppable twin alliance of yuppies and bourgeois bohemians

#19
ha: 'dreams are Madoff', just picked up on that, good work
#20

Ironicwarcriminal posted:

ha: 'dreams are Madoff', just picked up on that, good work



#21

Ironicwarcriminal posted:

ha: 'dreams are Madoff', just picked up on that, good work

yeah, like the hilary duff song!

#22

ilmdge posted:

Ironicwarcriminal posted:

ha: 'dreams are Madoff', just picked up on that, good work

yeah, like the hilary duff song!



that's a shame, i haven't listened to any of her music since she danced the Charleston on Ray Charles grave or whatever that thing was several weeks ago.

#23





There are now four dating websites that have Predator Alert Tools:

Predator Alert Tool for OkCupid
Predator Alert Tool for FetLife
Predator Alert Tool for Facebook
Predator Alert Tool for Lulu

These tools are inspired by the academic works of David Lisak and Paul Miller, “Repeat Rape and Multiple Offending Among Undetected Rapists,” 2002, and the academic works of Stephanie K. McWhorter, “Reports of Rape Reperpetration by Newly Enlisted Male Navy Personnel,” 2009. See “Repeat Rape: How do they get away with it?" for details.

SPREAD THE WORD: there is no good excuse for not building sexual violence prevention tools into every social network on the Internet.

lol this is a trainwreck waiting to happen.

#24

getfiscal posted:

[lol this is a trainwreck waiting to happen.



congrat u descrfib human sexisftenc d u fucke r jhi five

#25

SPREAD THE WORD: there is no good excuse for not building sexual violence prevention tools into every social network on the Internet.



i heard something similar on the radio the other day about some do-good-blah-blah-diet-justice council who are lobbying the government to make it mandatory for fast food place and various other products to have nutritional information in LARGER TYPE on the FRONT of the product because not enough people were reading it on the back.

To me, that's the same type of philosophy as

SPREAD THE WORD: there is no good excuse for not building sexual violence prevention tools into every social network on the Internet.



i'm starting to understand why people become conservative and it's terrifying me

or as someone once put it far more concisely:

#26
what is lulu, what is a fetlife?
#27

SariBari posted:

what is lulu, what is a fetlife?



So you gonna be a career criminal o what

#28

Ironicwarcriminal posted:

SPREAD THE WORD: there is no good excuse for not building sexual violence prevention tools into every social network on the Internet.



i heard something similar on the radio the other day about some do-good-blah-blah-diet-justice council who are lobbying the government to make it mandatory for fast food place and various other products to have nutritional information in LARGER TYPE on the FRONT of the product because not enough people were reading it on the back.

To me, that's the same type of philosophy as

SPREAD THE WORD: there is no good excuse for not building sexual violence prevention tools into every social network on the Internet.



i'm starting to understand why people become conservative and it's terrifying me

or as someone once put it far more concisely:



sorry i know i get hysterical about this but my packets of cigarettes come with a picture of a fucking toilet on them as of last week (kidney/bladder cancer you see....) and i just don't understand the thought processes of these fussy little arbiters of taste and ethics weaseling their way into all facets of our lives. I know we can't but oh how i would love to reclaim personal responsibility as a tenet of the Left?

#29

SariBari posted:

what is lulu, what is a fetlife?

fetlife is a fetish sex hookup website which a shocking number of people use. it's caused by patriarchy and used by people who think they are fighting patriarchy. HIGHLY problematic.

#30
the problem with putting all those dire warnings and so on all over the packets is... if we really don't want people to eat doritoes and drink mountain dew, why not be be honest and just ban those things or ration them? it seems we insist on giving people their personjal choice while at the same time trying our damnedest to tell them how to choose. how very... liberal
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#32
It seems like you could answer affirmatively to all the are you a rapist questions and thusly only get responses from the most straight up sub freaks. If you were into that kind of thing, I mean.
#33
that post links to an article called "there is no excuse for not having predator warnings" or whatever and the article doesn't deal with any of the obvious issues involved in creating scarlet letter apps.
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#35
a major part of fetlife is arranging rape fantasies so it'd be darkly funny if they had to put a bunch of warnings on profiles saying that this guy with a ponytail who's into rape fantasies actually rapes people.
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#37

ilmdge posted:

the problem with putting all those dire warnings and so on all over the packets is... if we really don't want people to eat doritoes and drink mountain dew, why not be be honest and just ban those things or ration them? it seems we insist on giving people their personjal choice while at the same time trying our damnedest to tell them how to choose.



Because here at least, the government is trying to tow a very fine line between the public health agenda of encouraging the natural decline in smoking that we've seen everywhere in the west, and not ACTAULLY really wanting large numbers of people to quit because it'll blow a massive hole in the budget.

Before i started smoking rolling tobacco when i went back to uni, it was costing me $21-$24 US for a packet of 25 cigs. It's a cashcow for the government and i've been known to get on a few people's bad sides by insisting that the rigourous and constant smoking of people like me is what's paying for their health care. If smoking, gambling an alcohol use was to decline dramaticly it would create a gigantic massive crisis.

#38
there is no excuse for not having trigger warnings on every social networking site
#39
as for 'well why do they busy themselves so much with this moralizing' i guess it's ust the classic faustian nature of the liberal: have your cake and eat it too: in the absence f a broad and meaningful political or religious movement they start worshipping the enlightenment and start bossing people around with the same zeal as the inquisition.The number of people who not only see no problem with, but actively defend the ridiculous compulsory helmet on pushbike laws we have always depresses me.

i need to move i think, maybe to America: it's always been the land of the free to me
#40

Crow posted:

SariBari posted:

what is lulu, what is a fetlife?

So you gonna be a career criminal o what



in 2 hours i sit down with Shaitan and fiddle for my soul.