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blinkandwheeze posted:

bouncer didnt let me into the freddie gibbs show b/c my i.d. was expired im f*cking pissed mates



this almost happened to me at a frank black show a few months ago but i was like "check the grey hairs m8" and he let me in

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blinkandwheeze posted:

bouncer didnt let me into the freddie gibbs show b/c my i.d. was expired im f*cking pissed mates



times like that you need to get your mind right. i recommend listening to B.G.'s All On U vols 1&2 front to back 2 maybe even 3 times

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babyfinland posted:

littlegreenpills posted:

when her stepdad calls and tells you she's been hospitalized due to suicide attempt DON'T FUCKING GO

get some evidence that she cheated on you while shes in the hospital



i told her i was a pedophile and she said "i can learn to live with that"

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thats so sad
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littlegreenpills posted:

babyfinland posted:

littlegreenpills posted:

when her stepdad calls and tells you she's been hospitalized due to suicide attempt DON'T FUCKING GO

get some evidence that she cheated on you while shes in the hospital

i told her i was a pedophile and she said "i can learn to live with that"



now THATS what i call a keeper!

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#49
Mike Nelson here.
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littlegreenpills posted:

babyfinland posted:

littlegreenpills posted:

when her stepdad calls and tells you she's been hospitalized due to suicide attempt DON'T FUCKING GO

get some evidence that she cheated on you while shes in the hospital

i told her i was a pedophile and she said "i can learn to live with that"

"and i've always wanted kids!"

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littlegreenpills posted:

babyfinland posted:

littlegreenpills posted:

when her stepdad calls and tells you she's been hospitalized due to suicide attempt DON'T FUCKING GO

get some evidence that she cheated on you while shes in the hospital

i told her i was a pedophile and she said "i can learn to live with that"



say your polyamorous

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littlegreenpills posted:

babyfinland posted:

littlegreenpills posted:

when her stepdad calls and tells you she's been hospitalized due to suicide attempt DON'T FUCKING GO

get some evidence that she cheated on you while shes in the hospital

i told her i was a pedophile and she said "i can learn to live with that"


god damn

#52
political car tune
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what's slower than "oozing" because that's what the desperation is doing
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libelous_slander posted:

what's slower than "oozing" because that's what the desperation is doing



"tomleavingIHOP"

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tardy on these heaters
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littlegreenpills posted:

babyfinland posted:

littlegreenpills posted:

when her stepdad calls and tells you she's been hospitalized due to suicide attempt DON'T FUCKING GO

get some evidence that she cheated on you while shes in the hospital

i told her i was a pedophile and she said "i can learn to live with that"



get her completely out of your life lol shes killing you

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tpaine posted:

change swampman's username to Owl Pacino and give him this avatar



WHOOO AH

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tardy on these heaters
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I'm not allowed to get foodstamps even though I'm legally eligible but instead they gave me a special visitors pass to the Elephant exhibit at the zoo during feeding hours.
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babyfinland posted:

I'm not allowed to get foodstamps even though I'm legally eligible but instead they gave me a special visitors pass to the Elephant exhibit at the zoo during feeding hours.



'look mommy, two elephants!'

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'food stamps' are what tom does to let the keeper know it's dinner time
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tom is so fat he's like an elephant lmbo
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Communism
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president gonzalo's guiding thought
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political car tune
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ilmdge your avatar makes me think you're getfiscal
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That's intended. I'm attempting to be the Vampire Diaries to his True Blood, if you know what I mean. I mean, "If you liked this post by getfiscal, you may also like: ilmdge." I mean, I think the getfiscal brand is strong enough that there's a market for some derivative posts and knock off avatars.
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Dont Mess With Sucess
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ilmdge posted:

That's intended. I'm attempting to be the Vampire Diaries to his True Blood, if you know what I mean. I mean, "If you liked this post by getfiscal, you may also like: ilmdge." I mean, I think the getfiscal brand is strong enough that there's a market for some derivative posts and knock off avatars.

The Super Size Me to his Fast Food Nation

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political car tune
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The backdoor sluts 9 to his anal offender's 4
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The Pippen to his Jordan. The Bert to his Ernie. The Siegfried to his Roy. The Jack Twist to his Ennis Gyrate. Wait, what were we talking about?
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the m b v to his loveless
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im seeing them in november
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Dont Mess With Sucess
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ilmdge posted:

The Pippen to his Jordan. The Bert to his Ernie. The Siegfried to his Roy. The Jack Twist to his Ennis Gyrate. Wait, what were we talking about?

No I'm thinking more like the Rick Moranis to his Woody Allen or like, the $1 bill to his $100 bill

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the yin to his yang, the tonic to his gin, the Macklemore to his Lion Assad
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political car tune
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the twerk to his douggie
the fuck to his destroy
the screw to his demolish
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the I to his LGBTQ
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Kurdt
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Garfunkel, Oates, Messina and Ilmdge
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the Stalin to his Mao.....
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I'm Stalin in that scenario? Did I just get compared to Stalin? Oh, my God. I'm writing about this in my sleep journal right now because it's a dream come true.
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