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roseweird posted:

i don't like new york but i don't know where i should live instead. there are so many options



ive heard some good things about toronto recently

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move to dc and you can join me and hueys team on trivia nights
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roseweird posted:

i don't like new york but i don't know where i should live instead. there are so many options



The Mistake by the Lake

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you should move to Athens, Greece. I hear it's a constant street party 24/7
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move to berlin as it begins its descent into the fourth reich.
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roseweird posted:

i don't like new york but i don't know where i should live instead. there are so many options


Detroit, with a little business savvy you can get in on the ground floor of the disaster capitalism game and make some good cash

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go to israel, your homeland, and become a movie star.
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come live on mars w/ me
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roseweird posted:

getfiscal posted:

go to israel, your homeland, and become a movie star.

will you be my agent

i don't speak hebrew and yes

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roseweird posted:

ok, yes. if you can terraform mars within my lifespan i will go live there with you



mars is exactly as it should be. terraform your own bodies instead. terraform....into terrorforms

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been holding my breath for three years now not that hard you big ol baby
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roseweird posted:

neither do i

this one time on the subway this gross old hasidic guy approached me and asked if i spoke hebrew and then grabbed my hand and kissed it

this was a disgusting and humiliating moment for me rhizzone and i share it with you only in strict confidence

anyway the point of the story is i'm probably never going to israel



Jeez what's it with old Hasids and sexually harassing strangers?

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maybe some sort of palestinian authority?
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roseweird posted:

think about this: you can't smoke weed without oxygen to burn it



jeez just put some potassium permanganate in yr fucking hash u nub. what kind of rocket scientist are you, dont know how to smog a dube at 0atm

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for a jew u shure dont know jack about smoking LOX
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roseweird posted:

neither do i

this one time on the subway this gross old hasidic guy approached me and asked if i spoke hebrew and then grabbed my hand and kissed it

this was a disgusting and humiliating moment for me rhizzone and i share it with you only in strict confidence

anyway the point of the story is i'm probably never going to israel

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Superabound posted:

roseweird posted:

i don't like new york but i don't know where i should live instead. there are so many options

ive heard some good things about toronto recently



they;re lies

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Trigger Warning: Thread may cause post-traumatic flashbacks to the last time you had to listen to annoying Canadians.
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roseweird posted:

i once met the most boring man in the world and he was from toronto

i'm from oshawa actually, which is east of toronto

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Move to the mid west, the beating heart nestled in the chest of america.

If detroit fails to please, I recommend Gary.
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Superabound posted:

roseweird posted:

i don't like new york but i don't know where i should live instead. there are so many options

ive heard some good things about toronto recently



I like New York but its just not expensive enough for me. Thanks for the rec

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as an unemployed insane shut-in, i too find 24/7 public transport essential
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cum 2 dc
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i find dc's wide-eyed liberal optimism and white-collared professionalism disgusting. I might be biased though becuase everyone I know living there has become a yuppie
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people don't really "live" in DC, i live in PG county maryland

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to actually live in DC you either have to be extremely wealthy and white or living on georgia avenue
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