The young man, an American by birth, an ideologue by upbringing and a revolutionary by trade, had come to Norway only a few months earlier, fleeing the United States. Following Congress's passing of a series of laws reminiscent of the Smith Act, the Alien and Sedition Acts, and their ilk, he'd run as far and as fast as he could. He'd briefly considered other nations, but Norway wound up being where the vagaries of chance landed him.
And now he was in prison. Good choice, he thought to himself silently.
"What're you in for?" One of the other men there asked him.
"Politics." No more words escaped his lips.
The other man had nodded and let it slide. If the newcomer with the funny American accent didn't want to explain himself more than that, that was his business.
That was a lie. Well - that wasn't quite fair. It was a half-truth. Politics had defined his life, but it wasn't as though he'd been arrested for his political beliefs. He mused that it was trivial to avoid arresting people for their political beliefs, though - by the nature of the law, no one obeys it all the time. In a sense, then, all arrests were political - the selection of some criminals to the exclusion of others, on the basis of expedience. And expedience is, after all, the heart of all politics.
But then again, mugging a police officer hadn't been his greatest plan for eternal liberty.
Oh well, it was fucking funny, he thought to himself. Remembering then his halcyon days of youth with rose-tinted glasses, he wondered how his younger self would've thought of his current self. "Dumbass burnout, prolly," he answered. "I was so full of vigor back then. Or maybe that's just my memory playing tricks on me."
With a sudden realization, he looked up his old posts on hit internet forum "the Rhizzone," which was now the fastest way to find yourself on the FBI watch list. Reading them, his face contorted into a series of increasingly displeased faces. "Fuck I was such a little shit. But goddammit, I was right."
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Noice posted:cycloneboy you should of written this piece about a time in the future where norway finally makes all prisons gender integrated and how men are ruthlessly harassed and raped by women while the government ignores and the outside world makes fun of this grave injustice.
don't boss cycloneboy around
Cycloneboy posted:wtf why'd you change the thread title. there's no rape by envelopment in this story.
ya but the story and rape by envelopment are both fiction so i thought it'd be fitting
EmanuelaOrlandi posted:ya but the story and rape by envelopment are both fiction so i thought it'd be fitting
suppose that i point a gun at a woman's head, and force her to penetrate my anus with her fingers. is that rape or not?
EmanuelaOrlandi posted:where do you even come up wiht this you sick little weirdo? welcome back to ifap...
i'm sick? i'm not the one who's pro-rape.
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Cycloneboy posted:EmanuelaOrlandi posted:ya but the story and rape by envelopment are both fiction so i thought it'd be fitting
suppose that i point a gun at a woman's head, and force her to penetrate my anus with her fingers. is that rape or not?
go on...
EmanuelaOrlandi posted:lol suppose i take a girl out to dinner then aftwerwards begin to have intercourse and plead her to penetrate my anus with her fingers...
yes, because rape and consensual sex are very similar, fuckerlord.
EmanuelaOrlandi posted:lol thanks for making a fake quote. are you trying to portray me as being as much of a sicko as you are?
everyone knows that you made that post.
Cycloneboy posted:noice, now EO is erasing an entire sexuality, as well as about half this nation's rape victims in the past year. why did you people vote him for mod??
Petrol posted:Wow get a room you two
why, so he can rape by envelopment me? no thanks, buddy boy.
Cycloneboy posted:Petrol posted:Wow get a room you two
why, so he can rape by envelopment me? no thanks, buddy boy.
Petrol posted:Cycloneboy posted:Petrol posted:Wow get a room you two
why, so he can rape by envelopment me? no thanks, buddy boy.
nice image macro, dork.
Cycloneboy posted:nice image macro, dork.
Agnus_Dei posted:
joel
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getfiscal posted:did you sleep at all yet little man. i put in a few hours.
4-7 approx.
Cycloneboy posted:getfiscal posted:did you sleep at all yet little man. i put in a few hours.
4-7 approx.
same.
gonna nap like a boss today i reckon.
Transient_Grace posted:Less boners less rape
actually,