angelbutt_dollface posted:this newslady is upset because some jerko sent her an email that was all huffy about her weight which makes sense i guess but then she starts acting like she's been cyberbullied and eventually compares getting an email telling her to slim down to problems people face wrt racism, ableism and the like which pretty much forced my eyeballs to roll completely around and im now looking at my own brain
The harpoons, they do nothing
littlegreenpills posted:hey dudes do you know whats super cool. fat activists, lgbt supremacists and identity politickers in general are the only people on the left who are actually doing anything
what about cia plants
littlegreenpills posted:hey dudes do you know whats super cool. fat activists, lgbt supremacists and identity politickers in general are the only people on the left who are actually doing anything
the left? clearly they represent both sides of the spectrum.
littlegreenpills posted:hey dudes do you know whats super cool. fat activists, lgbt supremacists and identity politickers in general are the only people on the left who are actually doing anything
that's cuz they have no shame
innsmouthful posted:clearly they represent both sides of the spectrum.
when they encompass a multiplicity of ideological positions, they ENCOMPASS a multiplicity of ideological positions
GoldenLionTamarin posted:what about cia plants
What about us, I mean them, haha
littlegreenpills posted:real talk there was once a slightly rubenesque girl I knew boasting about her new healthy lifestyle in front of a ton of her friends and how she'd done fifty laps that morning and i said "yeah, fifty laps of the buffet table" and it was the funniest thing i've ever done in my life. every moment since then has been dedicated to recapturing the transcendent bliss of that moment of ownage
thats rude
GoldenLionTamarin posted:thats rude
i know she was really upset and started crying. score
littlegreenpills posted:real talk there was once a slightly rubenesque girl I knew boasting about her new healthy lifestyle in front of a ton of her friends and how she'd done fifty laps that morning and i said "yeah, fifty laps of the buffet table" and it was the funniest thing i've ever done in my life. every moment since then has been dedicated to recapturing the transcendent bliss of that moment of ownage
lol
littlegreenpills posted:no she died of anorexia. i have a photo of her in that hospital bed, a pale faded mass in a forest of tubes, bones jutting everywhere, fine lanugo covering her limbs. i look at it every night jacking off furiously and spray her dead face with cum. roflzebra. sic semper vapid slightly overweight cunts
now THAT'S rude!!
littlegreenpills posted:real talk there was once a slightly rubenesque girl I knew boasting about her new healthy lifestyle in front of a ton of her friends and how she'd done fifty laps that morning and i said "yeah, fifty laps of the buffet table" and it was the funniest thing i've ever done in my life. every moment since then has been dedicated to recapturing the transcendent bliss of that moment of ownage
Damn you must be a dreadfully unfunny person in real life if you're bragging about that
littlegreenpills posted:hey dudes do you know whats super cool. fat activists, lgbt supremacists and identity politickers in general are the only people on the left who are actually doing anything
Good.
shermanstick posted:fat activists lol
oxymoron
AmericanNazbro posted:shermanstick posted:fat activists lol
oxymoron
that..... was the joke
littlegreenpills posted:hey dudes do you know whats super cool. fat activists, lgbt supremacists and identity politickers in general are the only people on the left who are actually doing anything
Yea that's true, on tumblr
Given this country's present epidemic of obesity and the many truly horrible diseases related thereto, and considering Jennifer Livingston's fortuitous position in the community, I hope she will finally take advantage of a rare and golden opportunity to influence the health and psychological well-being of Coulee Region children by transforming herself for all of her viewers to see over the next year, and, to that end, I would be absolutely pleased to offer Jennifer any advice or support she would be willing to accept.
MadMedico posted:Given this country's present epidemic of obesity and the many truly horrible diseases related thereto, and considering Jennifer Livingston's fortuitous position in the community, I hope she will finally take advantage of a rare and golden opportunity to influence the health and psychological well-being of Coulee Region children by transforming herself for all of her viewers to see over the next year, and, to that end, I would be absolutely pleased to offer Jennifer any advice or support she would be willing to accept.
she got called out by stephen colbert?