getfiscal posted:i need to work on my lyrical skills because i have to 8 mile myself into a luxury condo so i don't have to worry about pests anymore. gonna work for goldman sachs.
hustle hard
you could get something like this if you're squeamish
tpaine posted:shennon just out of curiosity if a baby bird falls out of its nest and the mother bird abandons it and i know it will not survive what is the fastest and most humane way to kill it? i was thinking maybe grabbing it by the beak and torso and pulling hard to dislodge the head from the body, causing a spray of blood and guts to emanate forth from the twitching fledgling's body until it stops squirming, but this seems unnecessarily messy and it always gets bird blood all over my shirt when i do it. i think to myself, "there's got to be a better way"
cervical dislocation is that better way tpaine. take that shit to the bank
tpaine posted:shennon just out of curiosity if a baby bird falls out of its nest and the mother bird abandons it and i know it will not survive what is the fastest and most humane way to kill it? i was thinking maybe grabbing it by the beak and torso and pulling hard to dislodge the head from the body, causing a spray of blood and guts to emanate forth from the twitching fledgling's body until it stops squirming, but this seems unnecessarily messy and it always gets bird blood all over my shirt when i do it. i think to myself, "there's got to be a better way"
WHY YOU DOIN THA, ROIGHT?
GoldenLionTamarin posted:theres also this method http://www.ehow.com/how_2054115_make-homemade-mousetrap.html
this only works on severely depressed mice fyi
tpaine posted:im a severely depressed mouse
probably not, mice don't post on the internet, but if you want to keep pretending in spite of overwhelming evidence that you're lying, well, go right ahead "tpaine"... for christ's crutches sake
getfiscal posted:for christ's crutches sake
discipline posted:I'm goign to write a treatise
lol