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How do you feel about the gender dialectics of haloween. how do you feel about ritual and the value of safe scaring.

I like to make my costume as sexy and thematically correct as possible. Last year I was a sexy lion, which made sense because Iions don't wear clothes and they have big beautiful manes that are much like a human girl who has long hair.
This year i'm going to be sexy Joan D'Arc, but with long hair. I have armor, super short nun style skirt, big amazing boots with buckles, cross metallic knee armor, a big sword, and a a flag banner with cross and a fleur de lis that i can mount in a loop on my back. And bloody sooty makeup! halloween is fun! I was going to be Patty Hearst, but I'm too blonde and nordic to pull it off. its a super easy costume though, tailored coveralls + submachine gun with sling, beret, determined expression, combat boots, and you're good to go

A lot of people think halloween is wrong because girls wear revealing clothes and guys in college wear costumes that are about beer or pimps.

Do you think an uncelebrated solstice is bad luck?? do you like having fun with friends?
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i like to drink a lot to the point that i almost die. but that's just a friday night
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Other halloween costume ideas for rhizzone posters:

Roman Abramovich-- Wear a suit and have a big piece of paper in your pocket that says BRIBES FOR STATE RESOURCES.

Tea party protestor- wear a tight t shirt that says HANG ILLEGALS and carry a toy gun and have a big sign that says MEDICAID ISNT A GOVERNMENT PROGRAM

Sexy barack obama - wear a tight dress that says BANK GUYS ARE HOT N SMART

Sexy helicopter - just be yourself, with lingerie, but have a properller and skids on your back and arms

sexy stand up comedian- draw a brick wall on a piece of posterboard and use a little balsa wood frame to keep it behidn yourself, with an led spotlight shining on you


greek riot dog- just dress as a doggy with a cute ANARCHY bandana and doggles for tear gas , you can dress a doggy or a person like this

George Bush era 1 dollar logging lease for public land - just write 1 dollar and tape some twigs and stuff to yourself

chinese person - roll around in coal dust and various pollutants

or just be yourself
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can u please give me some more ideas? i like those, but not good eonugh for me
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Impper posted:
can u please give me some more ideas? i like those, but not good eonugh for me



be a damn clown


be a thai whale at a las vegas casino, baht chain, sunglasses, middle parted hair

be a white girl who loves japan, wear some muddy colored dress and little gloves, some ugly stuff glued to your cellphone

be saddam hussein but in a heroic celebratory way rather than a mocking way, like being george washington

be baby finland

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Myfanwy posted:
This year i'm going to be sexy Joan D'Arc, but with long hair. I have armor, super short nun style skirt, big amazing boots with buckles, cross metallic knee armor, a big sword, and a a flag banner with cross and a fleur de lis that i can mount in a loop on my back. And bloody sooty makeup! halloween is fun!

myf this is nothing like jeanne d'arc! it sounds like that one character from soul calibre 2 tho...



Um I can't exactly wear a full suit of armor, plus there arent any portraits from her life so there's zero chance that she didn't actually look like that

Brianna is going as the sexy warrior angel that inspires me to kill british men
and dasha and katia are both going as sexy cats, sexy leopard and sexy cheetah
I think peter is going to be a vampire biker
and hunter told me has a big surprise and borrowed this big white silk hooded cloak of mine

What are you going as for halloween?

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she dressed like men! I'm not dressing up for halloween.

in those days men wore sexy fur skirts and armor that showed their backs

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I can't quite figure out why it is I hate dressing up as things. Maybe because I don't like drawing attention to myself. I also don't like looking really silly. I find it impossible to choose something to identify myself as that I enjoy and other people will also get and appreciate, so I never even get to the stage of being too lazy to craft a costume. I've gone to costume shops but they're just full of boring generic ideas. At the end of the day, being a rather serious and melancholy person, I prefer not to dress up for Halloween anymore, even it means spending the night alone, at least until I have children and do it for their amusement and the preservation of cultural traditions.

I saw a costume on Reddit for someone going as Sriracha. I liked this idea.

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Probably going to dress as Cal Macdonald (For anyone who reads anything Dark Horse).

I actually deeply enjoy Halloween, if only because TV stations show horror movies all month, and I deeply enjoy horror as a genre, regardless of the quality of said movie.
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Angel_X posted:
Probably going to dress as Cal Macdonald (For anyone who reads anything Dark Horse).

I actually deeply enjoy Halloween, if only because TV stations show horror movies all month, and I deeply enjoy horror as a genre, regardless of the quality of said movie.


Some kind of private investigator who shoots ghosts?

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I just had a GREAT idea for a costume. You go as the wine enthusiast guy from sideways, wear a bald cap and keep a huge jug of wine with you, and you say stuff about merlot and frown

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Myfanwy posted:
I just had a GREAT idea for a costume. You go as the wine enthusiast guy from sideways, wear a bald cap and keep a huge jug of wine with you, and you say stuff about merlot and frown


hahaha i love this

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i'm gonna go as a bad boy greaser!I couldnt think of anything but then i did think of anything! Hope this helps to yall
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I'm going as capitalism's worth nightmare


A Dictator??

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I'm going as capitalism's worth nightmare



a stern-lookin' chimpanzee in an armani suit ?!?/

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Crow posted:
i'm gonna go as a bad boy greaser!I couldnt think of anything but then i did think of anything! Hope this helps to yall

That's definitely a good look for you
you have the handsomeness of face and blackness of haire. just remember to have a squirtgun full of olive water that's dark black that says OIL and squirt it on our drink

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hey! now i wanna go as a "bad boy greaser!!" too... tell me how..
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Mike Nelson here.
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i dressed up as a navi from avatar but the antiracist coalition emailed me and said that this was considered blueface. so i said i was blue man group instead and they hired me to play at the antiracist coalition benefit.
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nice one
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Impper posted:
hey! now i wanna go as a "bad boy greaser!!" too... tell me how..


Olive Oil Leather Jacket Check
White Tee Perhap V Check
Jeans No Care Check
Shoes in the Air Check

style the hair! Check
Ok find a comb... & grab your partner & go home

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Thank you!
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im just gonna frown and claim moral degerenecy and if anyone asks im not wearing a costume im just a crank but really my costume is ignatius j reilly in an aryan ubermensch halloween costume
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im going as a dude who has taken a lot of drugs
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i think sicne halloween is basically just an occasion to have a themed party, opinions on it are going to track to opinions about contemporary sexual relations and suchlike
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sex? do it have a sex
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i had sex once it was awful
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tonight i will wear a dinner jacket & a monocle and 10000000 girls will want to have sex w/ me and i will say 'no it saps my revolutionary fervour have a trot pamphlet instead'
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not gonna bother with a costume just gonna get drunk until im slurring and drooling everywhere and tell people i'm zizek
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im going to dress up and go to a party and stand in the corner and think about better costumes i could be wearing.
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every day is halloween
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wow well I would go out tonight as somethign sexy and cute but I spent all day cooking for thousands of people so I guess not



sexy niqabi

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Might I suggest a Madoka Magica outfit? Post pics
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tpaine posted:

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wow well I would go out tonight as somethign sexy and cute but I spent all day cooking for thousands of people so I guess not

wow. cooking for people makes unable to be sexy and cute? jesus, that's really small-minded.


hhahaha that is really small minded