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Goethestein posted:

why is it that every porn clip looks like it was titled by an immigrant huckster. "sexy big tits andrea nude in sex"


what does your wife think about your fail

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Goethestein posted:

why is it that every porn clip looks like it was titled by an immigrant huckster. "sexy big tits andrea nude in sex"


Her Breast SO BIG When She Nudes

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lol goatstein posted a review of a porn and now his thoughts on porn titles on websites. his marriage must be lovely.
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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

lol goatstein posted a review of a porn and now his thoughts on porn titles on websites. his marriage must be lovely.



i watch and enjoy pornography and have done so for over a decade, albeit at a lesser rate nowadays. is that supposed to be embarassing

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Goethestein posted:

EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

lol goatstein posted a review of a porn and now his thoughts on porn titles on websites. his marriage must be lovely.

i watch and enjoy pornography and have done so for over a decade, albeit at a lesser rate nowadays. is that supposed to be embarassing



yes? have you tried to tell people in real life you watch and enjoy pornography? you creepy guy?

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Crow posted:

Goethestein posted:

EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

lol goatstein posted a review of a porn and now his thoughts on porn titles on websites. his marriage must be lovely.

i watch and enjoy pornography and have done so for over a decade, albeit at a lesser rate nowadays. is that supposed to be embarassing

yes? have you tried to tell people in real life you watch and enjoy pornography? you creepy guy?



well, i certainly wouldn't offer the information unrequested. but if asked in the right type of setting, yeah, i would, why do you ask

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i like jerking my penis to porn. whats wrong with that. answer: nothing
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Nippon
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dont masturbshame
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rosicrucianplot posted:

it seems like everyone has a different favorite anderson film and I wonder if any other director has that same phenomenon. its not like there is a whole lot of stylistic and thematic variance between his films. royal tenenbaums is great but his best is

the only good wes anderson movie is the one with the dude from scrubs and natalie p- oh wait

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make any movie a Wes Anderson movie just make the children talk like adults and the adults like children
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and that vintage feel - oh my
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babyfinland posted:

no love for bottle rocket?

bottle rocket is really funny even though royal tenenbaums is my favorite too

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you realize that his movies are effectively J. Peterman catalogs set to music, right?
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Mike Nelson here.
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please don't insult wesley anderson movies, they are nice.
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the apotheosis of white middle class object fetishism makes me sentimental too but there's a war going on man
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eggplants posted:

you realize that his movies are effectively J. Peterman catalogs set to music, right?



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Goethestein posted:

i like jerking my penis to porn. whats wrong with that. answer: nothing


Do you watch it with your wife?

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Nippon
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my wife isnt that into porn. which is ok because im not that into her not being that into porn. a healthy relationship is based on accepting differences
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Online
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im not that into your posting
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im sorry.
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Mike Nelson here.
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eggplants posted:

the apotheosis of white middle class object fetishism makes me sentimental too but there's a war going on man

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tpaine posted:

you love porn.


he wants to kiss it

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Expendables 2: Finally, an action or adventure flick with some substance to sink your teeth into. After the empty nihilism of Batman and Xbox epilepsy of the Avengers we have a movie with real characters motivated by real human emotions and desires. We come face to face with the meaning of death and regret and see the effect that the departures of comrades have on their peers..........we see convincing foes far more believeable and flesh and blood than the Buffy-offcut vampire/aliens from the tepid mind of Josh Whedon.

We have not the cop-out nebulous cosmic evil of "some men just want to watch the world burn" but a solid look at the profit motives and exploitative labor relations that drive some men to subjugate others, and with it a savage critique of the gangster capitalism that wreaked havoc upon eastern europe at the end of the cold war. Egos clash and the dialogue sizzles, Stallone , a very underrated actor, puts in a fantastic performance as the leader of this multiracial, multinational team of rag tag warriors as they unleash a barrage of Divine Violence upon unscrupulous villains, and perhaps even find some sort of salvation through their single-minded pursuit of justice and the peace that it brings.
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Goethestein posted:

my wife isnt that into porn. which is ok because im not that into her not being that into porn. a healthy relationship is based on accepting differences


Just curious because there are sex positive couples who watch violent pornography together as a romantic activity cause it's progressive or something.

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MadMedico posted:

Goethestein posted:
my wife isnt that into porn. which is ok because im not that into her not being that into porn. a healthy relationship is based on accepting differences

Just curious because there are sex positive couples who watch violent pornography together as a romantic activity cause it's progressive or something.



i do this occasionally but not because it's progressive

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Mike Nelson here.
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i'm gonna start going to the second-run theatre here where they charge $1 a ticket and just zone out while watching hunger games or whatever.
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eggplants posted:

you realize that his movies are effectively J. Peterman catalogs set to music, right?

i did not know this was a thing until you linked it and im unironically grateful you did

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tpaine posted:

maybe the last movie i saw was the hangover which i was forced to watch and probably killed the art form for me

watch Ted imo

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Goethestein posted:

my wife isnt that into porn. which is ok because im not that into her not being that into porn. a healthy relationship is based on accepting differences


is your wife fat? if so send her my way

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wake up early and watch a stakhanovite film before you go off to work
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I liked looper lol
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soicowboy posted:

wake up early and watch a stakhanovite film before you go off to work



epic this though its kind of... anti-stakhanovite....

you should also watch indagine su un cittadino al di sopra di ogni sospetto btw