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Write something for the front page. Anyone who writes something for the first page which I deem worthy or which contains a really good picture of a dead kid will get IFAP immunity for the duration of my reign. If the content is especially good, I may allow the author choose another poster and I will IFAP them.

Godspeed, my children.
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This is good just don't put that shitty anime thread on the front page. cheers
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If someone writes something especially good I will give them Cycloneteens IP address and they can go get that 50k he got when he murdered his grandmother and use it to finance a revolution or just buy a bunch of blow in the case of deadken or john christ
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i sometimes think about that girl when i'm driving my car or sitting in my office chair. She had a short life, was murdered for hatreds and agendas she could not possibly understand, and then used as a symbol of distaste by a bunch of people half way across the world who felt her presence intruded on their pontifications.

The gaunt colour of her little face and her black and red striped outfit haunts me quite regularly to be honest.
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tardy on these heaters
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Ironicwarcriminal posted:

i sometimes think about that girl when i'm driving my car or sitting in my office chair. She had a short life, was murdered for hatreds and agendas she could not possibly understand, and then used as a symbol of distaste by a bunch of people half way across the world who felt her presence intruded on their pontifications.

The gaunt colour of her little face and her black and red striped outfit haunts me quite regularly to be honest.



she's in heaven now

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there have been like a dozen posts discipline has asked ppl to clear for front page posting on but none of them have been published
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i wrote a long post on liberation theology like 6 months ago and never posted it lol
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Nippon
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these drives are usually very successful *lays in bed with babes all over him*
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i can't believe that
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tardy on these heaters
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diaper-clad half-asian babes with fetal alcohol syndrome
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Ironicwarcriminal posted:

i can't believe that


Try saying a prayer for her, and see what God tells you.

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tardy on these heaters
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Ironicwarcriminal posted:

i can't believe that



her parents probably do

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babyfinland posted:

diaper-clad half-asian babes with fetal alcohol syndrome



what would ur moon god think if he knew you said a mean thing about a baby,

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tardy on these heaters
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Goethestein posted:

babyfinland posted:

diaper-clad half-asian babes with fetal alcohol syndrome

what would ur moon god think if he knew you said a mean thing about a baby,



he knows the things i say

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a few posts that should be on front page imo
http://www.rhizzone.net/forum/topic/1293/?page=1#post-43069
http://www.rhizzone.net/forum/topic/1517/?page=4#post-55761
http://www.rhizzone.net/forum/topic/916/
http://www.rhizzone.net/forum/topic/1696/
http://www.rhizzone.net/forum/topic/1659/
http://www.rhizzone.net/forum/topic/1484/
http://www.rhizzone.net/forum/topic/1716/
v lots from this thread v
http://www.rhizzone.net/forum/topic/1369/
also a lot more i probably forgot, some of my cyclonopedia stuff would be cool too heh ...

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babyfinland posted:

Ironicwarcriminal posted:
i can't believe that


her parents probably do



i know, i'm not trying to be a dick about it or dissing people who believe, just that it brings me no solace

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drivel of drunken hags
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There's a front page?
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Goldgelbes Löwenäffchen
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can we put the epic meal time megathread i made on the frontpage. jools fucking deletd it
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I'll have something next week or you can Ifap, FUck and Destroy me.
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Ironicwarcriminal posted:

i sometimes think about that girl when i'm driving my car or sitting in my office chair. She had a short life, was murdered for hatreds and agendas she could not possibly understand, and then used as a symbol of distaste by a bunch of people half way across the world who felt her presence intruded on their pontifications.

The gaunt colour of her little face and her black and red striped outfit haunts me quite regularly to be honest.


wow jeez for a moment i thought you were talking about cyclonebois grandma.

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im currently taking some distance education preliminary english courses because im really bad at writing. and after that some university level stuff. its gonna be a while till i can write something coherent for the front page so dont hold your breath ladies and gents.

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Mike Nelson here.
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change my name to Diabetic of Enlightenment

just like a blitzkrieg, tanks in advance
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yo getsfrisky you should write an effort post about quebec election if you know a lot about it. i really enjoy your stuff, especially when its about kkkanada
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jiggago
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ill write a review of cruel summer, i MAY OR MAY NOT pretend to be shrek while doing so
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Nippon
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i have a good idea for a front page article but i think i would get in trouble 4 posting it.
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no everyone wants to see the wedding pictures. that's still what we all want
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z....z-z0r?
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hey posted:

yo getsfrisky you should write an effort post about quebec election if you know a lot about it. i really enjoy your stuff, especially when its about kkkanada



um ti's kkklanada

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Bonclay, Ken, and Paco plz make ur shit that BnDub linked to publishable.... sadly I don't think tinkzorg or pogfan post here nemore
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Goethestein posted:

i have a good idea for a front page article but i think i would get in trouble 4 posting it.



If you do not post it by 11:59 on my birthday, WEdnesday Sep 12th I will IFAP you. Otherwise you will face no repercussions (from me, the best mod ever) for posting it, no matter the content

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Ironicwarcriminal posted:

i sometimes think about that girl when i'm driving my car or sitting in my office chair. She had a short life, was murdered for hatreds and agendas she could not possibly understand, and then used as a symbol of distaste by a bunch of people half way across the world who felt her presence intruded on their pontifications.

The gaunt colour of her little face and her black and red striped outfit haunts me quite regularly to be honest.



Emanuela you mean? Yeah, it's very interesting shit. That and the Taman Shud thing are super intriguing to me.

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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

Ironicwarcriminal posted:
i sometimes think about that girl when i'm driving my car or sitting in my office chair. She had a short life, was murdered for hatreds and agendas she could not possibly understand, and then used as a symbol of distaste by a bunch of people half way across the world who felt her presence intruded on their pontifications.

The gaunt colour of her little face and her black and red striped outfit haunts me quite regularly to be honest.


Emanuela you mean? Yeah, it's very interesting shit. That and the Taman Shud thing are super intriguing to me.



what? no the Syrian child. If i gave a shit about Italian girls i'd stop smuggling them to Oman.

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im gonna ifap u
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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

the Taman Shud thing



Well, that's the most interesting 30 minutes I've spent on Wikipedia in years.

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check this out
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it's a fantastic mystery story and, this is great, they are actually getting close to solving it too with lots of recent developments just in the last year - H.C. Reynolds' seaman card turning up and being a probable match for the man, but a mean ol' judge won't let them exhume the body to do DNA test on him and jestyn's son (who might be his son).
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