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or just get your actual toes replaced with steel ones
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you laugh but i made a biryani last night with american-origin vegetables and it was pretty awesome
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tpaine posted:

babyfinland posted:

i made a biryani last night

i hope you cleaned it up afterward at least



indeed

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tpaine posted:

how's it going tom. like how are things



pretty good dude im feeling good about next year. gonna graduate in december and then go to turkey inshallah. gogo gadget ESL activate

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hey tom how do yo usay "nice post count, faggot" in turkish?
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tpaine posted:

do you speak Turkish



ive been learning it the past year

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i have some basic proficiency but im hoping to gain fluency while im there
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tpaine posted:

you are aware that they aren't named after the lunchmeat? like i'm worried you want to go there after ordering a turkey bacon ranch at subway obne day.



pastrami was invented in turkey did you know that?

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hey tom how do yo usay "nice post count, faggot" in turkish?
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tpaine posted:

any other openings in that esl program??!?!?



i have yet to apply for any work tuppan but its supposed to be pretty easy squeezy. if its anything like jordan it will be

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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

hey tom how do yo usay "nice post count, faggot" in turkish?



with your mouth

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no im being serious you god damn troll. just pretending to be muslim bc its the religion america hates the most and pretending to speak turkish and finnish... god damn...
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im not really sure how to say post count emanuela

or faggot for that matter
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no man, tom is a real fake-muslim
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tpaine posted:

how do you say "yeah, it's me drew. give me the regular." while on the phone with turkish papa johns



selam, bu drew. bana verin düzenli, teşekkürler ederim.

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babyfinland posted:

pastrami was invented in turkey did you know that?



it is the most sensual of cured meats.

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im estonian'd as fukk *farts into a facebook webcam chat with his mentee tom and a giant cloud of b0ng smoke comes out he butt*
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tom has been trolling a lot less recently and has also unrelatedly i;m sure been a lot nicer to people. im afraid he might be turning into a more decent person but hopefully we can sabotage the trend somehow
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HenryKrinkle posted:


why cant i hold all this squash lol

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it's a zucchini 2 b specific
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that's no zucchini that's a marrow
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a zucchini that big probably tastes like shit. you could make bread with it mayeb
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what do you mean, 'that big?' its a cat, dude... that zucchini is prob normal sized
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naw the proportions are too chunkeh. radius to length ratio of marrow must scale linearly w. absolute length to avoid a bendy marrow. biomechanics
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