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#922
Mike Nelson here.
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upvoted
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#924
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getfiscal posted:

toilet paine i'm downloading sparks discography



Sparks is beyond the best.

#925
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mercury rev is like the one good band to come out of buffalo
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#927
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KilledInADuel posted:

getfiscal posted:

toilet paine i'm downloading sparks discography

Sparks is beyond the best.



I tried a handlebar design
My Fu Manchu was real fine
My Ronald Colman made 'em blink
My Pancho Villa made 'em think
But when I trimmed 'em real small
My Jewish friends would never call

#928
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peepaw posted:

I tried a handlebar design
My Fu Manchu was real fine
My Ronald Colman made 'em blink
My Pancho Villa made 'em think
But when I trimmed 'em real small
My Jewish friends would never call



I'm just looking at one album, and they have:

a song about a Jewish guy bringing his German girlfriend home to his disapproving parents
a song about a guy who meets people by getting into car crashes
a song about how Science has made God obsolete
a song from The Sound of Music
a song sung in French from the perspective of a marble statue in the Louvre

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#930
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klamesk, i have a question:


#931
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hi ms discipline what do i do if i have a suicidal friend who has every right to want to die? her life really sucks and shes in for a life of downward social mobility but i cant just say "yeah brah sounds like a good idea"

#932
Poronto
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suicide is a sin. much like being born. or my posting
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#934
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thats a good idea actually just gonna find an org that isnt seedy as heck. what are some gooduns
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#937
Mike Nelson here.
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discipline posted:

life is never worth killing yourself over

#938
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Life is so worthless that it's not even worth acknowledging enough to actually kill yourself??
#939
sup b*tch
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discipline posted:

I'd have to know more about her situation but there's always a way to turn things around! might I suggest volunteer work abroad?



don't go abroad, there are plenty of opportunities for her to help nearby. imo that's better anyway b/c it gives back to where you're from, creates a stronger community, plus you meet people that you can actually do stuff with in the future.

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#941
Kurdt
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you should effect it, rather than affect it, imho
#942
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don't kill yourself unless it's for a cause i endorse imo.
#943
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at least be unselfish enough to take out a few forbes 500 listers before turning the gun on yourself
#944
tardy on these heaters
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Transient_Grace posted:

don't kill yourself unless it's for a cause i endorse imo.



9 cops shot themselves today

#945
hi
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babyfinland posted:

Transient_Grace posted:

don't kill yourself unless it's for a cause i endorse imo.

9 cops shot themselves today

the NYPD (likely) shot 9 innocent bystanders today:

http://m.apnews.com/ap/db_289563/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=RRtxEVck

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I was there it was awesome
#947
Mike Nelson here.
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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

I was there it was awesome

lol

#948
tardy on these heaters
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HenryKrinkle posted:

babyfinland posted:

Transient_Grace posted:

don't kill yourself unless it's for a cause i endorse imo.

9 cops shot themselves today

the NYPD (likely) shot 9 innocent bystanders today:

http://m.apnews.com/ap/db_289563/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=RRtxEVck



oh my god krinkle how could you not tell that was the reference, what is wrong with you

#949
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Lmao tom wants to marry cops. Wow u love them. They ain't gonna buy you Donuts Peace
#950
Mike Nelson here.
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lol they interviewed one of the neighbours of the empire state dude and she was like "i lived a few floors above him. he was always alone, always looking sad, i often wondered if he'd ever have a girlfriend." and then they interviewed someone in his family and they were like "what? he had a loving girlfriend and he was really outgoing and gregarious." perhaps a major element of a news story shouldn't be what random people many floors away think?
#951
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haha
#952
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i wonder if i have any neighbors i never talk to who often wonder if i've ever had a girlfriend
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aerdil posted:

i wonder if i have any neighbors i never talk to who often wonder if i've ever had a girlfriend



no! surely no one thinks like that! DONT GO DOWN THAT ROAD

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#955
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I’m drinking “bud light fantasy football league FFL draft code on back!”
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Meursault posted:

haha



i texted my friend that the stranger prefigures autism and he responded 'yeah mersaults a goon' and i thought: lol

#957
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That's cool; that you were thinking of me whilst notposting, I mean.
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Meursault posted:

That's cool; that you were thinking of me whilst notposting, I mean.



only time i think of posters irl is when im having sex

#959
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Meursault posted:

That's cool; that you were thinking of me whilst notposting, I mean.



moresalt

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aerdil posted:

Meursault posted:

That's cool; that you were thinking of me whilst notposting, I mean.

only time i think of posters irl is when im having sex



convoluted way of saying you never do